laws of life

so i got around thinking today about like what rules we follow ourselves every day in life.

a few of mine are Bros before hoes, dont go after a friends ex, no cockblocking unless your doing to save his/her ass (target is dirty or not what they seem) and a few others.


so how about you?

*edited Bitches to hoes, i dont call girls bitches, but thats how we say the term where i live.

[Edited on Dec 19, 2004 by Ferris]

Did you get all of your rules from Maxim?

[Edited on Dec 19, 2004 by MrStitches]

Punctuation is key. And isn't is supposed to be "bros before hoes?"

I don't like the term "bitches". I would never call my girl a "bitch".

Simple rule i follow every day:

Don't be a prick.

• Don't pick my nose in public


• Always flush the toliet


• Don't put my ass down on a public toliet


• Always push cart back into the cart caral.


• Always lock car doors


• Always use turn signals

Yeah, that's all I can think of right now. I am really bored. I normally wouldn't answer this kind of thing, but it's just been that kind of day. I tried to make them silly, but right now it's lack of sleep that just makes them stupid rather than silly.

mine is: don't start lame threads and then say "bros before bitches" in them.

Do at least one productive and one fun thing per day.


That's pretty much my life.

i dont refer to my girls as bitches either. its just the way the rule is spoken around here.

Also punctuation on the internet doesnt count for me.

if you have nothing nice to say, then dont say it.

See, I always have trouble with this. Now. . .there are people who get paid to do this. But by doing it myself, I am making their job easier. But if everyone did it, they'd be out of a job. I always do it anyway.

Both of those work pretty well for me.

I would add trying not to take for granted what I have instead of focusing on what else I want. Still working on that one though.

but if someone doesn't do it, i never want to see them getting pissed when a loose cart dents their car or is blocking the space they want.

anyway, they get paid to take the carts back to the front of the store. i doubt you'll ever see them in the lot pushing the carts into the coralls and leaving them there.


[Edited on Dec 19, 2004 by lostarchitect]

Oh yeah, one more:

• Always wear clean underwear

Well, the few places that I shop where I use carts don't have corrals, only rows of carts in front of the store, and I always bring them back there.
I wish people would at least leave their carts in the lot somewhere other than the middle of the nearest empty parking space. Bastards.

Remember the cats.
Don't forget about the wife.
Don't use public restrooms.
Don't ditch friends or anyone else, it's rude.
Live forever.
Don't take life to seriously.

A - Be as kind as I can to other people.
B - Maintain sanity.

Unfortunately, A and B usually conflict.

Pillage, murder, take what I want...

Oh, you mean rules you should follow.

Uhh... I got nothin.

1. Conservation of energy
2. Entropy is always increasing
3. The Entropy of a perfectly ordered crystal at 0K is equal to 0
4. F=Ma
5. Conservation of momentum
6. All forces have an equal and opposite reaction

Thats all I can think of right now.

You'll find your stay here much more pleasant if you make it count. In fact, that goes for life as well.

If you have a POS car, you can just run it the fuck over. Then justify it by muttering how much of an 'asshole' that guy who left it there was.

i love you and all but i totally disagree. there are lots of things i'd rather have never done. on the flip side, all said situations have taught me something and have made me the person i am today, so i can't offhand regret each situation. however, looking back on those situations from an emotional standpoint, i'd still trade each and every one in for no feelings whatsoever.



aside from that, the one rule i think about everyday and stick to is, well, basically karma. you reap what you sew.

awesome.

Don't shit where you eat about covers it.