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I'm out of wine!?

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Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

DEC 18, 2004 08:31 PM

son of a bitch! I just finished the last bottle in the house. there's no intoxicating substances left in the house....unless you count the vanilla extract & blue water in the toilet.

I find it highly criminal that I can buy a drink in a bar at this hour...but not a bottle of anything in a store.

Fuck you liquor laws!

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT

August 2003

DEC 18, 2004 08:32 PM

OriginalThought

Laurel, MD

January 2004

DEC 18, 2004 08:32 PM

yay remnant puritanism!

i am, thankfully, not out of wine.

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY

November 2003

DEC 18, 2004 08:33 PM

Ha, sucker. NJ's blue laws are pretty nutty. Can you still not buy beer in convenience stores?

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

DEC 18, 2004 08:33 PM

OriginalThought said:
yay remnant puritanism!

i am, thankfully, not out of wine.

rub it in, ya bastard....rub it in!

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

DEC 18, 2004 08:35 PM

Do bars there not have carry out?

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

DEC 18, 2004 08:36 PM

Clara said:
Do bars there not have carry out?

Beer only. And I'm feeling saucy.

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

DEC 18, 2004 08:38 PM

WHOOO! WHIPPITS!

battlin_albright

Dayton, OH

June 2004

DEC 18, 2004 08:40 PM

Cash said:
son of a bitch! I just finished the last bottle in the house. there's no intoxicating substances left in the house....unless you count the vanilla extract & blue water in the toilet.

Maybe try mixing the vanilla extract and the toilet water?

It could be truly intoxicating.

naja_haje

Portland, OR

March 2003

DEC 18, 2004 08:40 PM

Any fermented orange juice in the fridge?

Have you tried holding your breath and spinning around really fast?

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT

August 2003

DEC 18, 2004 08:42 PM

You're in Atlantic City. Don't they have free drinks in the casinos?

jason

USA

August 2002

DEC 18, 2004 08:42 PM

hooray for planning ahead.

boo for laws that encourage drinking and driving.

mariothemonkey

Avon, OH

June 2004

DEC 18, 2004 08:48 PM

Fuck, its a code red emergency, or white, depending on your style

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

DEC 18, 2004 08:49 PM

nobodaddy said:
You're in Atlantic City. Don't they have free drinks in the casinos?

Yes, they do have free drinks in the casinos...however I can't drive in this condition. I'm forced to poiund away on my keyboard like an idiot and creat this thread, which will be long forgotten by tomorrow and will sink into the depths of SG anonymnity.

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT

August 2003

DEC 18, 2004 08:56 PM

I feel for you, bro - in Burlington Vermont, the only liquor store near me (thankfully 2 doors down) closes at 11:30, and the bars close at 2!

I'm drinking beer now. Someone gave me a bottle of Australian wine for Christmas. If I could teleport it to you I would.

pensquare

Tustin, CA

April 2003

DEC 18, 2004 08:56 PM

Well somebody's obviously not out of whine.

mylf

Framingham, MA

April 2003

DEC 18, 2004 08:56 PM

Well I could send you a bottle of wine since it is still early enough to buy here, but unfortunately by the time it got there I'm sure your problem will have been solved.

Samebeat

USA

September 2003

DEC 18, 2004 08:57 PM

Feel your pain... I'm stuck house-sitting in a dry town tonight.

threejane

San Francisco, CA

November 2004

DEC 18, 2004 08:58 PM

Is nobody going to make a pun about wine and whine? You people are worthless.

Edit: pensquare, thank you!

[Edited on Dec 18, 2004 by threejane]

pensquare

Tustin, CA

April 2003

DEC 18, 2004 09:47 PM

threejane said:
Is nobody going to make a pun about wine and whine? You people are worthless.

Edit: pensquare, thank you!

[Edited on Dec 18, 2004 by threejane]

Who's the man?

threejane

San Francisco, CA

November 2004

DEC 18, 2004 09:48 PM

pensquare said:

threejane said:
Is nobody going to make a pun about wine and whine? You people are worthless.

Edit: pensquare, thank you!

[Edited on Dec 18, 2004 by threejane]

Who's the man?

Freely I admit that you da man.

zenFish

Vancouver, BC

August 2004

DEC 18, 2004 09:48 PM

Cash said:

nobodaddy said:
You're in Atlantic City. Don't they have free drinks in the casinos?

Yes, they do have free drinks in the casinos...however I can't drive in this condition. I'm forced to poiund away on my keyboard like an idiot and creat this thread, which will be long forgotten by tomorrow and will sink into the depths of SG anonymnity.

i'm sure we can bring it up now and then to remind you.

i'd help you out with some goods, but i'm pretty sure the bottle of wine in my cupboard is vinegar now.

mattbavougian

Lincoln, NE

June 2003

DEC 18, 2004 10:28 PM

rubbing alcohol (or nail polish remover in a pinch) and water

[Edited on Dec 18, 2004 by hellix]

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

DEC 18, 2004 10:30 PM

nobodaddy said:
You're in Atlantic City. Don't they have free drinks in the casinos?

FREE DRINKS? Why don't I live in such a magical city?

threejane

San Francisco, CA

November 2004

DEC 18, 2004 10:32 PM

Gwendolyn said:

nobodaddy said:
You're in Atlantic City. Don't they have free drinks in the casinos?

FREE DRINKS? Why don't I live in such a magical city?

Well, for starters, you're in Indiana.

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