Brands as verbs

Armor All


They're always asking me at the carwash if I want them to "Armor All" my tires. Though thaey're clearly using another product. Makes me want to write a letter. . . or not.

[Edited on Dec 17, 2004 by ThePassenger]

i definitely "windex" my mirrors and countertops all the time. windex is good for anything. and i always "xerox", never "copy" or "photocopy".
also-- bleach my clothes?? was that originally a noun?

WEIRD: i "photoshop" my files all the time, but i never "illustrator" them or "indesign" them.

ALSO WEIRD: but a bit of an aside... one can "summer" in france, or "winter" in switzerland, but you never "autumn" in new england, or "spring" in montreal.

I "fall" on my ass.

Some bitch in 2nd grade Bic-ed my husband's forehead. As in, the Bic pen. He has a permanent blue dot there, now.

Fed ex

*rim shot*

i'm too lazy to read if anyone has said this.

but people are madly "swiffering" their floors all over the place.