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DEC 17, 2004 09:54 PM
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DEC 17, 2004 10:06 PM
painbearer said:
scarydoll said:
painbearer said:
i've said it before and i'll say it again.
jesus is a cockblocker.
he calls himself heyzues and steals my hubcaps with a crowbar.
Well, apparently if you crucify him, it's better for everyone.
not really. Hey-zoos has an uncanny way of miracle-ing himself betwixt the cock and the clam 2000 yrs after having been nailed to a tree.
why, a friend of mine just got the clamjack 4 days ago. "i'm sorry, i just can't date a man who isn't a member of the church. i'm a born-again virgin." i guess Haysooz miracle-ed her a new hymen.
he's wily, that Hi-suse guy.
i mean come on, who really says 'born again virgin' these days?
Clamjack is now my new favorite word. I must use it in conversation soon. 
DEC 17, 2004 10:16 PM
scarydoll said:
painbearer said:
i've said it before and i'll say it again.
jesus is a cockblocker.
he calls himself heyzues and steals my hubcaps with a crowbar.
Well, apparently if you crucify him, it's better for everyone.
Well, it certainly worked out well for Mel Gibson...
DEC 17, 2004 10:22 PM
Probably not nearly as horrible as me posting this:
DEC 17, 2004 10:23 PM
Attack_Macaque said:
Probably not nearly as horrible as me posting this:
MY EYE!!!
Koenigsegg
I'm lost
July 2004
DEC 17, 2004 10:27 PM
DEC 17, 2004 10:29 PM
Mark 9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Mark 9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Mark 9:49 For every one shall be salted with fire, and every sacrifice shall be salted with salt.
Mark 9:50 Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his saltness, wherewith will ye season it? Have salt in yourselves, and have peace one with another.
Mark 9:51 That's right, motherfucker, enjoy the salty goodness! SPLAT!
scarydoll
Trenton, NJ
January 2004
DEC 17, 2004 09:49 PM