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scarydoll

scarydoll

Trenton, NJ
January 2004

DEC 17, 2004 09:49 PM

painbearer said:
i've said it before and i'll say it again.


jesus is a cockblocker.

he calls himself heyzues and steals my hubcaps with a crowbar.




Well, apparently if you crucify him, it's better for everyone.

pb

pb

USA
December 2003

DEC 17, 2004 09:54 PM

scarydoll said:

painbearer said:
i've said it before and i'll say it again.


jesus is a cockblocker.

he calls himself heyzues and steals my hubcaps with a crowbar.




Well, apparently if you crucify him, it's better for everyone.







not really. Hey-zoos has an uncanny way of miracle-ing himself betwixt the cock and the clam 2000 yrs after having been nailed to a tree.

why, a friend of mine just got the clamjack 4 days ago. "i'm sorry, i just can't date a man who isn't a member of the church. i'm a born-again virgin." i guess Haysooz miracle-ed her a new hymen.

he's wily, that Hi-suse guy.

i mean come on, who really says 'born again virgin' these days?

EmilyRocks

emilyrocks

Sacramento, CA
May 2004

DEC 17, 2004 09:56 PM

dire_romantic said:

emilyrocks said:
my dad usually replaces the baby jesus with a little lego dude or something like that in the creche. and the little lego dude is usually surrounded by a flock of dinosaurs tended by their action figures.



how bout a head less lego figure with a dozen or so police-uniformed lego figures and police tape arround the outside of the nativity scene?



even better.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

DEC 17, 2004 09:57 PM

who is this guy again?

scarydoll

scarydoll

Trenton, NJ
January 2004

DEC 17, 2004 10:06 PM

painbearer said:

scarydoll said:

painbearer said:
i've said it before and i'll say it again.


jesus is a cockblocker.

he calls himself heyzues and steals my hubcaps with a crowbar.




Well, apparently if you crucify him, it's better for everyone.







not really. Hey-zoos has an uncanny way of miracle-ing himself betwixt the cock and the clam 2000 yrs after having been nailed to a tree.

why, a friend of mine just got the clamjack 4 days ago. "i'm sorry, i just can't date a man who isn't a member of the church. i'm a born-again virgin." i guess Haysooz miracle-ed her a new hymen.

he's wily, that Hi-suse guy.

i mean come on, who really says 'born again virgin' these days?




Clamjack is now my new favorite word. I must use it in conversation soon. biggrin

Attack_Macaque

Attack_Macaque

Mesquite, TX
September 2004

DEC 17, 2004 10:16 PM

scarydoll said:

painbearer said:
i've said it before and i'll say it again.


jesus is a cockblocker.

he calls himself heyzues and steals my hubcaps with a crowbar.




Well, apparently if you crucify him, it's better for everyone.



Well, it certainly worked out well for Mel Gibson... biggrin

Attack_Macaque

Attack_Macaque

Mesquite, TX
September 2004

DEC 17, 2004 10:22 PM

scarydoll said:




How horrible is it that I chuckled out loud when I saw this?



Probably not nearly as horrible as me posting this:

pb

pb

USA
December 2003

DEC 17, 2004 10:23 PM

Attack_Macaque said:

scarydoll said:




How horrible is it that I chuckled out loud when I saw this?



Probably not nearly as horrible as me posting this:





MY EYE!!!

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg

I'm lost
July 2004

DEC 17, 2004 10:27 PM

i am so sick and tired of people blubbering about corporations

i am not prepared to back that up with any sort of argument, i just wanted to get that off my chest

Attack_Macaque

Attack_Macaque

Mesquite, TX
September 2004

DEC 17, 2004 10:29 PM

painbearer said:

Attack_Macaque said:

scarydoll said:




How horrible is it that I chuckled out loud when I saw this?



Probably not nearly as horrible as me posting this:





MY EYE!!!




Mark 9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:

Mark 9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Mark 9:49 For every one shall be salted with fire, and every sacrifice shall be salted with salt.

Mark 9:50 Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his saltness, wherewith will ye season it? Have salt in yourselves, and have peace one with another.

Mark 9:51 That's right, motherfucker, enjoy the salty goodness! SPLAT!

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