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NEWS: If Someone Asks You If You're a God You Say, "No."

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NEWS: If Someone Asks You If You're a God You Say, "No."

Christopher

Portland, OR

November 2002

DEC 16, 2004 08:11 PM

CULTURE: If Someone Asks You If You're a God You Say, "No."

Mr. Song, a cult leader in South Korea, found out the hard way that he is not eternal. Authorities are investigating four members of his cult for burying their leader alive by sealing him in an underground room and pouring concrete over the entrance.

According to Gyeonggi police, Mr. Song, the cult's leader, is thought to have died several years ago. He was found lying in bed by police. There were no external injuries, so police said they believe he died of starvation.
Mr. Song began treating people with incurable illnesses with chi, or life energy, from the late 1980s and then began to give his devotees religious training. But after Mr. Song's chi "treatments" failed to show measurable effects, his followers became upset. Police said they believe that an internal struggle involving the ownership of the cult's property led to the four members sealing Mr. Song in what became his tomb.

If you really wanted to experience resurrection, I think pouring concrete on the entrance to the tomb is a piss-poor way of showing it; even Jesus could get out of his tomb

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

DEC 17, 2004 07:14 AM

Any relation to Mr. Show?

StudentDriver

Greenwood, IN

June 2004

DEC 17, 2004 07:21 AM

A comment that has nothing to do with the story, really, but Goddamn the headline's great...

anger_frog

I'm lost

January 2004

DEC 17, 2004 07:43 AM

Kudos for the headline!

David Blaine: 1

Mr. Song: 0

t0asty

Ottawa, ON

September 2004

DEC 17, 2004 08:13 AM

StudentDriver said:
A comment that has nothing to do with the story, really, but Goddamn the headline's great...

haha, any headline with reference to The Ghostbusters is...

Twwly

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

DEC 17, 2004 08:16 AM

Oy vey.

venomkid

I'm lost

January 2003

DEC 17, 2004 08:44 AM

If only more religions had such no-nonsense "put up or shut up" members...

B57913

I'm lost

May 2004

DEC 17, 2004 08:57 AM

even Jesus could get out of his tomb

fuck. even Houdini could get out that tomb.

stellartrane

Austin, TX

February 2003

DEC 17, 2004 09:07 AM

Man, I love cults. I wish I could start one.

joeythenifty

Wallingford, VT

October 2004

DEC 17, 2004 09:29 AM

Those people were obviously not cult material

Noxeos

Fullerton, CA

February 2004

DEC 17, 2004 09:35 AM

I don't know what's worse... That these people actually believed he could heal people with 'chi', or that they became so upset after he disappointed him, that they buried him alive.

Buried alive... nice words to start a new day.

Demonaze

Phoenix, AZ

November 2002

DEC 17, 2004 09:42 AM

what an asshat...

TheSinner

Seattle, WA

October 2004

DEC 17, 2004 10:12 AM

I maybe sick but that is pretty fuckin funny.

datsun

Richmond, CA

October 2004

DEC 17, 2004 12:05 PM

"Just step on back into this underground room.... no I promise it's safe.... we wouldn't do anything to harm you..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
What kind of crappy cult leader gets tricked by his own followers?

Dane_valek

Tucson, AZ

September 2004

DEC 17, 2004 01:50 PM

Mr. Song (as the cult followers are sealing the door to the tomb): D'oh??

lostarchitect

Brooklyn, NY

January 2004

DEC 17, 2004 01:53 PM

t0asty said:

StudentDriver said:
A comment that has nothing to do with the story, really, but Goddamn the headline's great...

haha, any headline with reference to The Ghostbusters is...

GODDAMNIT.

i thought this thread was going to announce GHOSTBUSTERS 3.

cklarock

Lawrence, KS

August 2004

DEC 17, 2004 01:58 PM

This is why it is my cult's policy not to make any verifiable promises. We keep our members pliant with promises relating to the afterlife, and of course, good old fashioned psychological dependence.

jake_lex

Lexington, KY

February 2003

DEC 17, 2004 02:16 PM

lostarchitect said:

t0asty said:

StudentDriver said:
A comment that has nothing to do with the story, really, but Goddamn the headline's great...

haha, any headline with reference to The Ghostbusters is...

GODDAMNIT.

i thought this thread was going to announce GHOSTBUSTERS 3.

Hell, after Ghostbusters 2, I'm relieved it isn't.

Boy, did that movie suck goat ass.

lostarchitect

Brooklyn, NY

January 2004

DEC 17, 2004 02:20 PM

jake_lex said:
Hell, after Ghostbusters 2, I'm relieved it isn't.

Boy, did that movie suck goat ass.

aw, come on. ghostbusters 2 was ok except for the ending.

Hardway

Chicago, IL

October 2004

DEC 17, 2004 03:03 PM

Guess that was his swan song

Cyric

I'm lost

October 2003

DEC 17, 2004 03:51 PM

uhh i must be stupid cause i don't understand.. did the police find him dead or not? im confused.

Pirate_Romeo

Oklahoma City, OK

November 2004

DEC 27, 2004 11:51 AM

Bwahahahaha! That's just beautiful man!

hermetica

Cook Islands

January 2004

DEC 27, 2004 11:58 AM

cklarock said:
This is why it is my cult's policy not to make any verifiable promises. We keep our members pliant with promises relating to the afterlife, and of course, good old fashioned psychological dependence.

Youre a Christian, right? Oh-no- wait- Muslim? Er.. Mormon? Damn... Its gotta be something like that..

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY

December 2004

DEC 27, 2004 12:16 PM

some asians go nuts over religion. in vietnam the still practice brutal religious self-flagulation. the guy probably really belived his own dogma.
but if he did rise from the dead he STILL woulda been suprised as shit.