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EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 16, 2004 04:59 PM

Clara said:

SmellinOfTroy said:
But, isn't your job SG Moderator?


It would be really, really cool if moderating SG was my day job. Or my other night job.



My mind = blown.

I assumed you and tuffy live in a missile silo like the beginning of War Games, moderating the site. Then if you have to zot someone, you both have to turn a key.

almostfamous

almostfamous

NEWSWIRE

United Kingdom

DEC 16, 2004 05:31 PM

SmellinOfTroy said:

Clara said:

SmellinOfTroy said:
But, isn't your job SG Moderator?


It would be really, really cool if moderating SG was my day job. Or my other night job.



My mind = blown.

I assumed you and tuffy live in a missile silo like the beginning of War Games, moderating the site. Then if you have to zot someone, you both have to turn a key.



do you think it'd ever get nasty, like denzel and gene hackman in crimson tide tongue


and i've worked at the same place for 5 years, and never attended a social gathering with my employers. i once went to a gig with my now-ex manager, but we were only there because we knew different people on the bill.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 16, 2004 05:34 PM

almostfamous said:do you think it'd ever get nasty, like denzel and gene hackman in crimson tide tongue



I assume all the editors work in a giant cubicle filled office building, editing away non-stop.

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

DEC 16, 2004 05:36 PM

SmellinOfTroy said:
I assume all the editors work in a giant cubicle filled office building, editing away non-stop.


Pray tell, where do they keep all the SGs?

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 16, 2004 05:40 PM

ThisAintNoPicnic said:

SmellinOfTroy said:
I assume all the editors work in a giant cubicle filled office building, editing away non-stop.


Pray tell, where do they keep all the SGs?



Photoshop.

almostfamous

almostfamous

NEWSWIRE

United Kingdom

DEC 16, 2004 05:56 PM

SmellinOfTroy said:

almostfamous said:do you think it'd ever get nasty, like denzel and gene hackman in crimson tide tongue



I assume all the editors work in a giant cubicle filled office building, editing away non-stop.



like neo in the matrix in the matrix.

Gilby

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA
October 2004

DEC 16, 2004 06:02 PM

We never have real office parties. I wish we did though. I'd like to get a little nuts. Can't wait for New Years though. I'm gonna get stupid.

ChrisHorrorShow

ChrisHorrorShow

Richmond, VA
June 2004

DEC 16, 2004 06:05 PM

My new job gave me $100 at a staff meeting and told me to go shop for myself. I was instructed not to clock out, and that everyone would meet up at a restaraunt 2 and a half hours later, where we'd have lunch paid for. Who needs an office party?

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

DEC 16, 2004 06:08 PM

ChrisHorrorShow said:
My new job gave me $100 at a staff meeting and told me to go shop for myself. I was instructed not to clock out, and that everyone would meet up at a restaraunt 2 and a half hours later, where we'd have lunch paid for. Who needs an office party?


I'm pretty sure presents and free food mean it's a party.

ChrisHorrorShow

ChrisHorrorShow

Richmond, VA
June 2004

DEC 16, 2004 06:09 PM

Clara said:
I'm pretty sure presents and free food mean it's a party.




Then i got neckboned all to hell. I figured it was just free loot. I win at having a sweet job.

Chancy

Chancy

Markham, ON
July 2004

DEC 16, 2004 06:26 PM

i love office x-mas parties. you get to see the "real" side of the people you practically spend more time with than your family.

[Edited on Dec 16, 2004 by yumyum]

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

DEC 17, 2004 08:28 AM

zenFish said:
I've only been to one christmas party, needless to say it wasn't a shit hot night. Anyone who thinks security officers are spineless moron dipshits, isn't completely right. Some of them are complete jackasses not only to the public, but hey to people working at other sites. It got busted down to a big dick waiving competition of who's site is better... I left... ended up meeting back with people later on.</rant>




A dick waiving competition? Please tell me that wasn't a typo, because somehow I suspect that would make everything right in my world...

Dogslife

dogslife

Toronto, ON
April 2003

DEC 17, 2004 08:35 AM

rottenart said:
i thought this had something to do with david brent.


I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

"What did the queen say?"
"...?....!"

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

DEC 17, 2004 08:40 AM

TwoHandsTwoEyes said:

zenFish said:
I've only been to one christmas party, needless to say it wasn't a shit hot night. Anyone who thinks security officers are spineless moron dipshits, isn't completely right. Some of them are complete jackasses not only to the public, but hey to people working at other sites. It got busted down to a big dick waiving competition of who's site is better... I left... ended up meeting back with people later on.</rant>




A dick waiving competition? Please tell me that wasn't a typo, because somehow I suspect that would make everything right in my world...



That's a metaphor. tongue

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

DEC 17, 2004 08:51 AM

zenFish said:

TwoHandsTwoEyes said:

zenFish said:
I've only been to one christmas party, needless to say it wasn't a shit hot night. Anyone who thinks security officers are spineless moron dipshits, isn't completely right. Some of them are complete jackasses not only to the public, but hey to people working at other sites. It got busted down to a big dick waiving competition of who's site is better... I left... ended up meeting back with people later on.</rant>




A dick waiving competition? Please tell me that wasn't a typo, because somehow I suspect that would make everything right in my world...



That's a metaphor. tongue



That makes me sad. Why must you shatter my hopes and dreams? Why, oh cruel metaphor?

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

DEC 17, 2004 08:54 AM

TwoHandsTwoEyes said:

zenFish said: That's a metaphor. tongue

That makes me sad. Why must you shatter my hopes and dreams? Why, oh cruel metaphor?



Shit happens cupcake, wink anyways seeing how unfit most security officers are, and generally the wide age rage from 19 to 60... yaaaa that would be a nasty nasty thing to behold. *shivers*

Excuse me, I need a cold shower.

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

DEC 17, 2004 09:18 AM

zenFish said:

TwoHandsTwoEyes said:

zenFish said: That's a metaphor. tongue

That makes me sad. Why must you shatter my hopes and dreams? Why, oh cruel metaphor?



Shit happens cupcake, wink anyways seeing how unfit most security officers are, and generally the wide age rage from 19 to 60... yaaaa that would be a nasty nasty thing to behold. *shivers*

Excuse me, I need a cold shower.



But I had a whole script written out in my mind.

Securityman: "I am so cool. My wang is very big, like my construction site,"
Securityman2: "I am much cooler, and my wang is bigger. Also like my construction site."
Securityman: "Your comeback sucks."
Secutityman2: "You suck more than my comeback. You suck my enormous wang."
Securityman: "My site is so big I waive all rights to my wang,"
Securityman2: "... right. You are aware that doesn't make sense. "
Securityman: *says nothing*
Securityman2: "But my site is still bigger, so I waive all rights to my bigger wang."
Securityman: "You win." *takes out scissors*
Securityman2: "Fuck."

Admittedly, it might not be a very good script...

[Edited on Dec 18, 2004 by TwoHandsTwoEyes]

KareBeer

KareBeer

I'm lost
January 2003

DEC 17, 2004 09:58 AM

nobodaddy

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT
August 2003

DEC 28, 2004 05:15 PM

*BUMP*

So how did it go everyone? I'm sure you have some pics. Let's see 'em.

Here are mine:

Office Party

I'm the awkward looking frizzy-haired bearded guy, trying to fit in with the other programmers. They all work in the NY office, I telecommute from Vermont. I was having a frizz problem that day. blackeyed I'm only in the first few because I had to leave early.

Testm0nkey

Testm0nkey

I'm lost
March 2004

DEC 29, 2004 01:15 AM

that looks like a really cool bar/restaurant

i dont have any pictures to put up (i just got a camera for christmas) but throughout the year there are 'parties' for employees, clients, families, and an overall excuse just for bosses to make everyone else feel uncomfortable. christmas time is just 10x that
...
cant wait till next year!

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