The Office Christmas Party

My mind = blown.

I assumed you and tuffy live in a missile silo like the beginning of War Games, moderating the site. Then if you have to zot someone, you both have to turn a key.

do you think it'd ever get nasty, like denzel and gene hackman in crimson tide


and i've worked at the same place for 5 years, and never attended a social gathering with my employers. i once went to a gig with my now-ex manager, but we were only there because we knew different people on the bill.

I assume all the editors work in a giant cubicle filled office building, editing away non-stop.

Pray tell, where do they keep all the SGs?

Photoshop.

like neo in the matrix in the matrix.

We never have real office parties. I wish we did though. I'd like to get a little nuts. Can't wait for New Years though. I'm gonna get stupid.

My new job gave me $100 at a staff meeting and told me to go shop for myself. I was instructed not to clock out, and that everyone would meet up at a restaraunt 2 and a half hours later, where we'd have lunch paid for. Who needs an office party?

Then i got neckboned all to hell. I figured it was just free loot. I win at having a sweet job.

i love office x-mas parties. you get to see the "real" side of the people you practically spend more time with than your family.

[Edited on Dec 16, 2004 by yumyum]

A dick waiving competition? Please tell me that wasn't a typo, because somehow I suspect that would make everything right in my world...

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

"What did the queen say?"
"...?....!"

That's a metaphor.

That makes me sad. Why must you shatter my hopes and dreams? Why, oh cruel metaphor?

Shit happens cupcake, anyways seeing how unfit most security officers are, and generally the wide age rage from 19 to 60... yaaaa that would be a nasty nasty thing to behold. *shivers*

Excuse me, I need a cold shower.

But I had a whole script written out in my mind.

Securityman: "I am so cool. My wang is very big, like my construction site,"
Securityman2: "I am much cooler, and my wang is bigger. Also like my construction site."
Securityman: "Your comeback sucks."
Secutityman2: "You suck more than my comeback. You suck my enormous wang."
Securityman: "My site is so big I waive all rights to my wang,"
Securityman2: "... right. You are aware that doesn't make sense. "
Securityman: *says nothing*
Securityman2: "But my site is still bigger, so I waive all rights to my bigger wang."
Securityman: "You win." *takes out scissors*
Securityman2: "Fuck."

Admittedly, it might not be a very good script...

[Edited on Dec 18, 2004 by TwoHandsTwoEyes]

*BUMP*

So how did it go everyone? I'm sure you have some pics. Let's see 'em.

Here are mine:

Office Party

I'm the awkward looking frizzy-haired bearded guy, trying to fit in with the other programmers. They all work in the NY office, I telecommute from Vermont. I was having a frizz problem that day. I'm only in the first few because I had to leave early.

that looks like a really cool bar/restaurant

i dont have any pictures to put up (i just got a camera for christmas) but throughout the year there are 'parties' for employees, clients, families, and an overall excuse just for bosses to make everyone else feel uncomfortable. christmas time is just 10x that
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cant wait till next year!