NEWS: Jesus Died For Your Presents: Recruitment Drive 2005

Judging from the title, aren't those silly christians way off? Jesus died for our Easter eggs. duh.

oop, afterthought.

so... i already know the answer to the literal question.

but rhetorically,

WHO GIVES A FUCK IF IT SAYS HAPPY HOLIDAYS?!?

i mean, it's not like ANY OTHER religions exist, or have holidays in the same season. right?

fucking ignorant people, i swear. i'm an atheist, my dad's a UCC minister and if not for him and some of the other clergy i've met through his ministry, i'd be apt to assume every reverend or layperson with a mouthpiece is as mindless and psychotic as the "reverend" wooden.

it's funny, my dad is the one who get pissed when people act like theirs is the ONLY religion on earth and everyone else is wrong. i just get annoyed at the ignorami like rev-wooden.

I think maybe the world needs to concentrate a bit less on books of fairy tales as its operating manuals.

Excellent+.

I've had it up to HERE with the whole "Taking Christ out of christmas," thing. From now on I'm only celebrating the most briiliant holiday to come out of mainstream TV inn the last decade. No, I'm not talking about that christo-jewish fusion, 'Christmikka' from the OC. I am of course refering too 'Festivus', "A festivus for the rest of us" indeed.

Its simple. You just need a big, heavy, festivus pole (no decorations, tinsel distracts from the meaning of the season). Then, come Dec. 23rd, you participate in the airing of greivances where you tell all you familly abnd friends the things they did that you didn't like during the year. Then comes the feats of strength, where the head of the household challenges anyone they want to a fight. Festivus isn't over until they are pinned...

So 'F' religious, segregatory holidays. Lets all come together and have a merry, PEACEFUL festivus. What do you say?

[Edited on Dec 17, 2004 by spoozak]

*sigh* i hate religion

filmnoir1 said:
Toaster oven somehow equals George W? He is sort of a toater oven?


No.. something good can come out of a toaster oven.

Actually John Dillenger died for me.

but...no, I really don't wonder why...