What's the Most Non-SG Thing About You - Part Two

StudentDriver said:
I'm 30. My cat, at 22, is older than many of the SGs.

I'm waiting until I'm married again to have sex- and I've only previously been with my ex-wife. Woo-hoo, chastity. (I guess there's a problem in my plan- I rarely date, so "getting married" is just a theoretical concept. Hmm...)

I'm Christian. (Yeah, there're a few Christians here, but not many...) I've even been a Sunday school teacher.

I've no tattoos, and despite thoughts of a Space Invaders alien on me someday, will probably never have one.

I work for the world's largest retailer, and like my job. Love it, even.

I've never done any form of illegal drug, and have never been tempted to try. I also never smoked tobacco until I was over 18, and never drank alcohol until over 21. Not doing drugs is normal, but the never trying part seems a bit rare.

I have zero interest in seeing any of the LotR films. I also don't have a fascination with "The Goonies," which seems almost a requirement for kewlness. (Maybe I'm not kewl?)

I don't own a cell phone, and don't plan on getting one in the future. Wait- that makes me different from much of the US population.