I'd Tap Mary Poppins

I mean she's practically perfect in every way.



I find her supercalifragalisticexpialadocious.



Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.. the the most delightful way..



I knew a woman, lovely in her bones,
When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them;
Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one:
The shapes a bright container can contain!
Of her choice virtues only gods should speak,
Or English poets who grew up on Greek
(I'd have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek.)
-
Roethke

Your threads never cease to amuse me.

And yeah... I'd hit that... as long as she made me tea later.

Hell she'd just be like "OH SNAP BABY" with her fingers and that herbal tea would make itself be all up in yo' bizness.

What about the dirty guy with the broom?

I wonder what would happen if she used her measuring tape against your cock. Would it say, "Not quite," "Practically perfect," or, "We're gonna need more lube"?

How well her wishes went! She stroked my chin,
She taught me Turn, and Counter-turn, and stand;
She taught me Touch, that undulant white skin :
I nibbled meekly from her proffered hand;
She was the sickle; I, poor I, the rake,
Coming behind her for her pretty sake
(But what prodigious mowing did we make.)

Love likes a gander, and adores a goose:
Her full lips pursed, the errant note to seize;
She played it quick, she played it light and loose ;
My eyes, they dazzled at her flowing knees;
Her several parts could keep a pure repose,
Or one hip quiver with a mobile nose
(She moved in circles, and those circles moved.)

Mary Poppins is quite attractive, but I have my eyes on Judy Garland, as Dorothy -- that would be if she was still alive.

That bird is dead!
That's not art!

Hahahahahahaha.

I concur.

i bet SHE goes down in the most delightful way... HEYO

I have a carpet bag and every time I carry it I feel like MAR-RY POP-PINS.




I'd hit that shit, fo sho...

I never realized just how attractive she is...
wow.

I'd hit that. Although I somewhat prefer the Sherry Bobbins work ethic:

[Sherry Bobbins: All right children, let’s clean up this room!]
[Bart: Aww, man!]
[Lisa: Do we have to?!]
[Sherry: Now, now, I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast]
Sherry Bobbins: If there’s a task that must be done, don’t turn your tail and run, don’t pout, don’t sob…Just do a half assed job!!!!!!!!!!!…
If you cut every corner, it really not so bad, everybody does, even Mom and dad. If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad!
Bart: It’s the American way!

Sherry: The policemen on the beat, needs some time to rest his feet…
Police Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
Sherry: And the clerk who runs the store, can charge a little more, for meat
Apu: …For meat!
Sherry: And Milk…
Apu: And milk!
Sherry and Apu: From nineteen eighty-four!

Sherry: If…You…Cut every corner, you’ll have more time to play…
Simpson Family (Except Maggie): It’s the American way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps I might be inclined to look up her skirt if she ever flew over me, but I don't know if I'd tap her... but then again, having sex on the ceiling could be a lot of fun...

Yet behind that innocent fascade lurks the true Mary Poppins, S&M Dominatrix extrordinare. Mary Poppins was a freak in the sack.

V_S

Chim Chiminey baby.

I'm game.

mary poppins has nothing on fran drescher.

Make no mistake:


...twice

I just wonder about foreplay with someone who cna jump up chimneys. Although, the levitating trick would make it very easy to go down on her... she could bring it right to ya!