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Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 08, 2004 01:01 AM

I mean she's practically perfect in every way.



I find her supercalifragalisticexpialadocious.



Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.. the the most delightful way..



I knew a woman, lovely in her bones,
When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them;
Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one:
The shapes a bright container can contain!
Of her choice virtues only gods should speak,
Or English poets who grew up on Greek
(I'd have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek.)

-
Roethke

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

DEC 08, 2004 01:03 AM

Your threads never cease to amuse me.

And yeah... I'd hit that... as long as she made me tea later.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 08, 2004 01:07 AM

FreakPirate said:
Your threads never cease to amuse me.

And yeah... I'd hit that... as long as she made me tea later.



Hell she'd just be like "OH SNAP BABY" with her fingers and that herbal tea would make itself be all up in yo' bizness.

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

DEC 08, 2004 01:13 AM

What about the dirty guy with the broom?

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

DEC 08, 2004 01:18 AM

I wonder what would happen if she used her measuring tape against your cock. Would it say, "Not quite," "Practically perfect," or, "We're gonna need more lube"?

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

DEC 08, 2004 01:20 AM

Lemonkid said:
I knew a woman, lovely in her bones,
When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them;
Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one:
The shapes a bright container can contain!
Of her choice virtues only gods should speak,
Or English poets who grew up on Greek
(I'd have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek.)

-
Roethke





How well her wishes went! She stroked my chin,
She taught me Turn, and Counter-turn, and stand;
She taught me Touch, that undulant white skin :
I nibbled meekly from her proffered hand;
She was the sickle; I, poor I, the rake,
Coming behind her for her pretty sake
(But what prodigious mowing did we make.)

Love likes a gander, and adores a goose:
Her full lips pursed, the errant note to seize;
She played it quick, she played it light and loose ;
My eyes, they dazzled at her flowing knees;
Her several parts could keep a pure repose,
Or one hip quiver with a mobile nose
(She moved in circles, and those circles moved.)

zerendra

zerendra

Cliffside Park, NJ
November 2004

DEC 08, 2004 01:25 AM

Mary Poppins is quite attractive, but I have my eyes on Judy Garland, as Dorothy -- that would be if she was still alive. frown

MisterGraves

MisterGraves

Portland, OR
November 2003

DEC 08, 2004 01:38 AM

That bird is dead!
That's not art!

robot

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

DEC 08, 2004 01:47 AM

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 08, 2004 02:08 AM

Sorcha said:
I wonder what would happen if she used her measuring tape against your cock. Would it say, "Not quite," "Practically perfect," or, "We're gonna need more lube"?



Hahahahahahaha.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

DEC 08, 2004 04:54 AM

Eli

Eli

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 08, 2004 09:26 AM



Personaly I woulda rather popped the young Dick Van Dyke. I was in awe at him when I saw that film. he has a sexy voice, he's an artist and he has all those cool tricks.
tongue

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

DEC 08, 2004 09:38 AM

I concur.

humberthumbert

humberthumbert

HOPEFUL

Greenland

DEC 08, 2004 09:40 AM

i bet SHE goes down in the most delightful way... HEYO

Eli

Eli

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 08, 2004 09:46 AM

hahahaha.

"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game"


SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

DEC 08, 2004 09:48 AM

I have a carpet bag and every time I carry it I feel like MAR-RY POP-PINS.




I'd hit that shit, fo sho... biggrin

sidewalker123

sidewalker123

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2004

DEC 08, 2004 09:51 AM

I never realized just how attractive she is...
wow.

legionnaire

legionnaire

Belgium
November 2003

DEC 08, 2004 09:59 AM

I'd hit that. Although I somewhat prefer the Sherry Bobbins work ethic:

[Sherry Bobbins: All right children, let’s clean up this room!]
[Bart: Aww, man!]
[Lisa: Do we have to?!]
[Sherry: Now, now, I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast]
Sherry Bobbins: If there’s a task that must be done, don’t turn your tail and run, don’t pout, don’t sob…Just do a half assed job!!!!!!!!!!!…
If you cut every corner, it really not so bad, everybody does, even Mom and dad. If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad!
Bart: It’s the American way!

Sherry: The policemen on the beat, needs some time to rest his feet…
Police Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
Sherry: And the clerk who runs the store, can charge a little more, for meat
Apu: …For meat!
Sherry: And Milk…
Apu: And milk!
Sherry and Apu: From nineteen eighty-four!

Sherry: If…You…Cut every corner, you’ll have more time to play…
Simpson Family (Except Maggie): It’s the American way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crushjunkie

crushjunkie

Vancouver, BC
October 2003

DEC 08, 2004 10:16 AM

Perhaps I might be inclined to look up her skirt if she ever flew over me, but I don't know if I'd tap her... but then again, having sex on the ceiling could be a lot of fun... smile

PiratePete

PiratePete

Murrieta, CA
September 2004

DEC 08, 2004 10:52 AM

Yet behind that innocent fascade lurks the true Mary Poppins, S&M Dominatrix extrordinare. Mary Poppins was a freak in the sack.

V_S mad

MistakesMade

MistakesMade

USA
February 2004

DEC 08, 2004 10:57 AM

Chim Chiminey baby.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 08, 2004 11:37 AM

Eli said:
hahahaha.

"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game"




I'm game.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

DEC 08, 2004 11:43 AM

mary poppins has nothing on fran drescher.

freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

DEC 08, 2004 11:45 AM

Make no mistake:


...twice

datsun

datsun

Richmond, CA
October 2004

DEC 08, 2004 12:08 PM

I just wonder about foreplay with someone who cna jump up chimneys. Although, the levitating trick would make it very easy to go down on her... she could bring it right to ya!

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