spitting out beverages on the computer

It seems like every other thread I read has something that's so funny that someone ends up spitting their soda/alcohol on their keyboard or monitor. Are things on this site that funny or do you people just have very little control over your reflexes?

it's the new "i laughed so hard my milk came out of my nose"

I was totally going to make this thread not long ago, but it would have been funnier.

Spit Takes: They're not just for John Ritter anymore (because he's dead)

Haha. Yeah, well. This thread was written out of mild annoyance. I agree. It really wasn't that funny. Tell ya what, you rewrite it, and I'll change the text.

It's funny cause it's true.

*Shoots Tang from nostrils despite complete lack of aforementioned beverage*