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SOME TIPS ON LAUNDRY.

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SOME TIPS ON LAUNDRY.

llouys

Brazil

August 2003

DEC 06, 2004 09:46 PM

OKAY SO YOU ARE ME, ONE LOAD AGO.

LOAD OF LAUNDRY, THAT IS.

AND YOU ARE IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM WHICH IS SMALL AND NOISY AND THEN YOU HEAR THIS VOICE BEHIND YOU AND IT GOES "HELLO" AND FIRST YOU THINK THE VOICES THE VOICES BUT THEN AFTER YOU TURN AROUND YOU ARE LIKE "OH, SHE'S CUTE."

AND THEN YOU ARE YOU KNOW, NOT SMOOVE, BECAUSE YOU ATTEMPT TO DO WHAT IS KNOWN IN SOCIAL CIRCLES AS "SMALL TALK."

AND YOU ARE PRETTY GOOFY ABOUT IT BUT YOU KNOW SUCH IS LIFE.

AND THEN SHE TAKES HER LOAD AND SHE IS AUDI 5000, AS IN GONE.

AND YOU GO BACK TO YOUR APARTMENT, MUSING POETIC THOUGHTS.

AND THEN AFTER THE ALLOTTED TIME YOU GO BACK TO YOU KNOW PUT THE STUFF IN THE DRYER.

AND THAT'S WHEN YOU REALIZE IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO PUT DETERGENT IN THE WASHING MACHINE.

trixel

Burbank, CA

February 2004

DEC 06, 2004 09:49 PM

Hello. Why are you wearing your underpants on your head, neighbour?

Eponine

Denver, CO

March 2003

DEC 06, 2004 09:54 PM

girls don't like the caps lock, either.
detergent and lower case letters are the way to a girls heart.

tinycities

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

DEC 06, 2004 09:58 PM

i don't really like using soap ..

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

DEC 06, 2004 10:04 PM

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

llouys

Brazil

August 2003

DEC 06, 2004 10:06 PM

crispy said:
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

THE PAIN

trixel

Burbank, CA

February 2004

DEC 06, 2004 10:09 PM

louys said:

crispy said:
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

THE PAIN

HE IS SHOUTING THE TRUTH FROM THE ROOFTOPS!

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

DEC 06, 2004 10:13 PM

Eponine said:
girls don't like the caps lock, either.
detergent and lower case letters are the way to a girls heart.

And fabric softener. God I love fabric softener.

ROCKADIVA

Houston, TX

March 2004

DEC 06, 2004 10:15 PM

Eponine said:
girls don't like the caps lock, either.
detergent and lower case letters are the way to a girls heart.

And fabric softener. God I love fabric softener.

I like the fabric softner sheets...especially if they are unwittingly stuck to the back of pants...HAWT

RomanReloaded

Staten Island, NY

September 2004

DEC 06, 2004 10:19 PM

louys said:
OKAY SO YOU ARE ME, ONE LOAD AGO.

LOAD OF LAUNDRY, THAT IS.

AND YOU ARE IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM WHICH IS SMALL AND NOISY AND THEN YOU HEAR THIS VOICE BEHIND YOU AND IT GOES "HELLO" AND FIRST YOU THINK THE VOICES THE VOICES BUT THEN AFTER YOU TURN AROUND YOU ARE LIKE "OH, SHE'S CUTE."

AND THEN YOU ARE YOU KNOW, NOT SMOOVE, BECAUSE YOU ATTEMPT TO DO WHAT IS KNOWN IN SOCIAL CIRCLES AS "SMALL TALK."

AND YOU ARE PRETTY GOOFY ABOUT IT BUT YOU KNOW SUCH IS LIFE.

AND THEN SHE TAKES HER LOAD AND SHE IS AUDI 5000, AS IN GONE.

AND YOU GO BACK TO YOUR APARTMENT, MUSING POETIC THOUGHTS.

AND THEN AFTER THE ALLOTTED TIME YOU GO BACK TO YOU KNOW PUT THE STUFF IN THE DRYER.

AND THAT'S WHEN YOU REALIZE IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO PUT DETERGENT IN THE WASHING MACHINE.

Don't forget the fabric softener.
Unless you're Snoop Dogg, and you don't know when to add it.
Oh come on, you know you've seen that commercial.

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

DEC 07, 2004 06:50 AM

Eponine said:
girls don't like the caps lock, either.
detergent and lower case letters are the way to a girls heart.

And fabric softener. God I love fabric softener.

But if a guy uses fabric softener then girls think he must already have someone. True. It was on SG.

llouys

Brazil

August 2003

DEC 07, 2004 09:54 PM

demetrius_z said:

Eponine said:
girls don't like the caps lock, either.
detergent and lower case letters are the way to a girls heart.

And fabric softener. God I love fabric softener.

But if a guy uses fabric softener then girls think he must already have someone. True. It was on SG.

I saw that too. It was like "If your whites are bleached, you are married." And I was like, what, I don't know what bleach is?

I ain't married.

MisterGraves

Portland, OR

November 2003

DEC 07, 2004 10:57 PM

So like I had these scrubs that were totally covered in blood and this christian girl saw me with them and like a fool I tried to explain to her that the blood was symbolic.

Jehu_

Portland, OR

June 2003

DEC 07, 2004 11:52 PM

demetrius_z said:

Eponine said:
girls don't like the caps lock, either.
detergent and lower case letters are the way to a girls heart.

And fabric softener. God I love fabric softener.

But if a guy uses fabric softener then girls think he must already have someone. True. It was on SG.

Before I left for college, oh so long ago, I had my Mom show me all the proper laundry techniques. Fabrics, colors, temperatures, when to add the softener, et cetera. I figured it was something handy to know. I had no idea it would come back to bite me in the ass.