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SteveNeurotic

SteveNeurotic

Charlotte, NC
January 2004

DEC 06, 2004 04:32 AM

whatever

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

DEC 06, 2004 04:37 AM

I prefer to call it my "spank bank".



And that girl, while cute, vaguely resembles a duck billed platapus.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 06, 2004 04:47 AM

Living in NYC? Hey...that's MEEEE!

and my MOM was a duck billed platapus.

AND SHE'S DEAD!

venarez

venarez

United Kingdom
November 2004

DEC 06, 2004 04:53 AM

_Julie_ said:
I prefer to call it my "spank bank".



And that girl, while cute, vaguely resembles a duck billed platapus.



took the words right out of my mouth biggrin sorry but there is pouting and theres attempting to impersonate that monster that gets hoovered in monsters inc, not keen; nice tat tho

venarez

venarez

United Kingdom
November 2004

DEC 06, 2004 04:55 AM

damn refresh button skull mad skull

[Edited on Dec 06, 2004 by venarez]

Mike11

Mike11

Titusville, FL
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2004 04:59 AM

She is kinda cute (though I would agree with the "duck billed platapus" disciption as well. She also needs to gain a little weight.

hiltinkerbell

hiltinkerbell

San Antonio, TX
December 2004

DEC 06, 2004 05:00 AM

lol smile

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

DEC 06, 2004 05:01 AM

You could try asking "Royal Elastic"
ROYAL ELASTICS HEADQUARTERS
31248 OAK CREST DRIVE
WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA 91361
PH: 818-706-5300

But try not to say "i want to meet/fuck/be [her] shortly" biggrin

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

DEC 06, 2004 05:03 AM

demetrius_z said:
You could try asking "Royal Elastic"
ROYAL ELASTICS HEADQUARTERS
31248 OAK CREST DRIVE
WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA 91361
PH: 818-706-5300

But try not to say "i want to meet/fuck/be [her] shortly" biggrin


Is that why I can't seem to pull any chicks??



Dude, I've been to Westlake...I call false advertising on the "royal" part.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

DEC 06, 2004 05:06 AM

dcfemme said:

demetrius_z said:
You could try asking "Royal Elastic"
ROYAL ELASTICS HEADQUARTERS
31248 OAK CREST DRIVE
WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA 91361
PH: 818-706-5300

But try not to say "i want to meet/fuck/be [her] shortly" biggrin



why thank u sir. but would i not appear to be a little stalker-ish..? when all i want to do is look at pictures and pictures of her.. confused


I'm sure you could ask for an agency name and her name? say you have a t shirt company or something.

Kirin_Ka

Kirin_Ka

USA
September 2004

DEC 06, 2004 05:44 AM

Isn't that Posh Spice?

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

DEC 06, 2004 05:53 AM

_Julie_ said:

demetrius_z said:
You could try asking "Royal Elastic"
ROYAL ELASTICS HEADQUARTERS
31248 OAK CREST DRIVE
WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA 91361
PH: 818-706-5300

But try not to say "i want to meet/fuck/be [her] shortly" biggrin


Is that why I can't seem to pull any chicks??


I wish I'd read this when I was younger biggrin wink

Dude, I've been to Westlake...I call false advertising on the "royal" part.


I'll remember to stay away.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

DEC 06, 2004 05:59 AM

I've found one of them, but not the one you want.

cynthia

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

DEC 06, 2004 06:22 AM

You could try ploughing your way through this website.

It's a bit painful though.

"Aline Nakashima" looks vaguely similar, but without the eye makeup.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

DEC 06, 2004 06:41 AM

I'm surprised that shes doing a "Royal Elastics" website, but she looks like Omayrah to me.

here

[Edited on Dec 06, 2004 by Point_Blank]

Argene

Argene

Pittsburgh, PA
June 2004

DEC 06, 2004 07:24 AM

I've seen her before very pretty, but, dark? I don't think so.

Dave_the_Robot

Dave_the_Robot

Atlanta, GA
September 2004

DEC 06, 2004 07:32 AM

Point_Blank said:
I'm surprised that shes doing a "Royal Elastics" website, but she looks like Omayrah to me.

here

[Edited on Dec 06, 2004 by Point_Blank]



That woman has got to have one of the frumpiest faces I've ever seen. Hopefully it's just a bad angle or something like, because I'm just sort of creeped out by this.

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

DEC 06, 2004 07:53 AM

just come to new york city where you will find more girls like this than you can shake an 8-ball at.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 06, 2004 07:57 AM

jason said:
just come to new york city where you will find more girls like this than you can shake an 8-ball at.


Don't shake it too hard; all the coke might fall out.

randomcharacters

randomcharacters

I'm lost
August 2004

DEC 06, 2004 07:59 AM

dcfemme said:
Dear journal,
Today I found my next victim.

...excellent.

-dcfemme



[Edited on Dec 06, 2004 by randomcharacters]

Bondgirl

Bondgirl

Aberdeen, SD
February 2004

DEC 06, 2004 08:04 AM

Isn't she the dude from the "Change Cloths" music video?

Solaris

Solaris

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

DEC 06, 2004 08:22 AM

eeek eww eek eww eek. oh yea, but diversity and unconventional beauty, blah blah right, so i should force myself to find her pretty. ack. i can't do it! haha.

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

DEC 06, 2004 08:55 AM

dcfemme said:
But she WILL be in my girls i want to meet/fuck/be folder shortly, i hope!



Wait, I understand meeting and fucking well enough, but what the hell is "be folder"? Is that creep for "wear her flesh"?

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

DEC 06, 2004 01:51 PM

MisterSatan said:

jason said:
just come to new york city where you will find more girls like this than you can shake an 8-ball at.


Don't shake it too hard; all the coke might fall out.



here they come in gigantic chunks but its not a bad idea to let just enough leak out to lure them into the bathroom so you can use their ass as a mirror.

LittleQueenie

LittleQueenie

Tuscaloosa, AL
February 2004

DEC 06, 2004 02:21 PM

She's also in band. Has anyone ever heard this band before? O.M.I.

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