check out this chick..

I prefer to call it my "spank bank".



And that girl, while cute, vaguely resembles a duck billed platapus.

Living in NYC? Hey...that's MEEEE!

and my MOM was a duck billed platapus.

AND SHE'S DEAD!

took the words right out of my mouth sorry but there is pouting and theres attempting to impersonate that monster that gets hoovered in monsters inc, not keen; nice tat tho

damn refresh button

[Edited on Dec 06, 2004 by venarez]

She is kinda cute (though I would agree with the "duck billed platapus" disciption as well. She also needs to gain a little weight.

lol

You could try asking "Royal Elastic"
ROYAL ELASTICS HEADQUARTERS
31248 OAK CREST DRIVE
WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA 91361
PH: 818-706-5300

But try not to say "i want to meet/fuck/be [her] shortly"

Is that why I can't seem to pull any chicks??



Dude, I've been to Westlake...I call false advertising on the "royal" part.

I'm sure you could ask for an agency name and her name? say you have a t shirt company or something.

Isn't that Posh Spice?

I wish I'd read this when I was younger

I'll remember to stay away.

I've found one of them, but not the one you want.

cynthia

You could try ploughing your way through this website.

It's a bit painful though.

"Aline Nakashima" looks vaguely similar, but without the eye makeup.

I'm surprised that shes doing a "Royal Elastics" website, but she looks like Omayrah to me.

here

[Edited on Dec 06, 2004 by Point_Blank]

I've seen her before very pretty, but, dark? I don't think so.

That woman has got to have one of the frumpiest faces I've ever seen. Hopefully it's just a bad angle or something like, because I'm just sort of creeped out by this.

just come to new york city where you will find more girls like this than you can shake an 8-ball at.

Don't shake it too hard; all the coke might fall out.

[Edited on Dec 06, 2004 by randomcharacters]

Isn't she the dude from the "Change Cloths" music video?

Wait, I understand meeting and fucking well enough, but what the hell is "be folder"? Is that creep for "wear her flesh"?

here they come in gigantic chunks but its not a bad idea to let just enough leak out to lure them into the bathroom so you can use their ass as a mirror.

She's also in band. Has anyone ever heard this band before? O.M.I.