Well, everyone else is asking about Girls

As long as everyone else is asking for universal truths regarding girls, I have a couple:

1. Why do girls always say 'pee'? I don't know any guy who says ''I have to pee." Is it a cute word? In fact, I only say ''pee'' when talking to a girl.

2. I've also noticed that girls often sit on laps of their boyfriends, girlfriends and friends. They do this at various times, under various situations. The last time I sat on anyones lap was Santa at the mall when I was a little boy.

Will you answer me these questions three?

Because we can.

I know guys who say "pee." Straight ones even.

Is that the third question? I'm so confused.

Those are excellent answers.

You win.

She's right, as well.

''answers from you, for these questions, two"?

"Answer, Carlos, these questions, dos!"

First, I do not ever say I have to 'pee.' I just say I have to go to the restroom or something similar.

Second, I don't know why I always want to sit in people's laps. But I do the favor back... I've never turned down a kitty who has tried to sit in my lap.

Well, since "questions two" opens up the final request to be a statement, why not

Women, I request of you / your answers to these questions two.

i think i usually say piss, but other thatn that i say pee (don't know why we have to announce it though)

being a tall girl, i don't fit nicely on too many laps....

Mainly I'm glad that we are talking about the number of questions, and what that number rhymes with, rather than the actual topic of the thread.

Mainly, I am too.

I like to pee
it feels good

Where do you find this stuff?

I say pee.

They find me.

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