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EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:04 PM

As long as everyone else is asking for universal truths regarding girls, I have a couple:

1. Why do girls always say 'pee'? I don't know any guy who says ''I have to pee." Is it a cute word? In fact, I only say ''pee'' when talking to a girl.

2. I've also noticed that girls often sit on laps of their boyfriends, girlfriends and friends. They do this at various times, under various situations. The last time I sat on anyones lap was Santa at the mall when I was a little boy.

Will you answer me these questions three?

inkncarrots

inkncarrots

San Diego, CA
March 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:07 PM

Because we can.

Ovida

Ovida

SUICIDEGIRL

Saskatchewan, Canada

DEC 05, 2004 10:08 PM

I pee because it hurts when I urinate.

I sit on the laps of boys so they will buy me Transformer toys.

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:09 PM

I know guys who say "pee." Straight ones even.

threejane

threejane

San Francisco, CA
November 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:09 PM

SmellinOfTroy said:
Will you answer me these questions three?



Is that the third question? I'm so confused.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:10 PM

Those are excellent answers.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:10 PM

threejane said:

SmellinOfTroy said:
Will you answer me these questions three?



Is that the third question? I'm so confused.



You win.

Ovida

Ovida

SUICIDEGIRL

Saskatchewan, Canada

DEC 05, 2004 10:10 PM

threejane said:

SmellinOfTroy said:
Will you answer me these questions three?



Is that the third question? I'm so confused.


"Answer me these questions two" doesn't rhyme, and is therefore less fun?

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:11 PM

She's right, as well.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:11 PM

''answers from you, for these questions, two"?

Ovida

Ovida

SUICIDEGIRL

Saskatchewan, Canada

DEC 05, 2004 10:12 PM

"Answer me Foo, these questions two" is a bit better, says I...

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:13 PM

"Answer, Carlos, these questions, dos!"

CookiePuss

CookiePuss

Dinosaur, CO
November 2002

DEC 05, 2004 10:14 PM

First, I do not ever say I have to 'pee.' I just say I have to go to the restroom or something similar.

Second, I don't know why I always want to sit in people's laps. But I do the favor back... I've never turned down a kitty who has tried to sit in my lap.

Ovida

Ovida

SUICIDEGIRL

Saskatchewan, Canada

DEC 05, 2004 10:14 PM

Carlos is the best name ever.

threejane

threejane

San Francisco, CA
November 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:14 PM

Ovida said:

threejane said:

SmellinOfTroy said:
Will you answer me these questions three?



Is that the third question? I'm so confused.


"Answer me these questions two" doesn't rhyme, and is therefore less fun?



Well, since "questions two" opens up the final request to be a statement, why not

Women, I request of you / your answers to these questions two.

dixiehelle

dixiehelle

I'm lost
October 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:15 PM

i think i usually say piss, but other thatn that i say pee (don't know why we have to announce it though) confused

being a tall girl, i don't fit nicely on too many laps....

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

DEC 05, 2004 10:15 PM

threejane

threejane

San Francisco, CA
November 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:15 PM

Mainly I'm glad that we are talking about the number of questions, and what that number rhymes with, rather than the actual topic of the thread.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:16 PM

Mainly, I am too.

MisterGraves

MisterGraves

Portland, OR
November 2003

DEC 05, 2004 10:18 PM

I like to pee
it feels good

Derivation

Derivation

Tucson, AZ
December 2003

DEC 05, 2004 10:18 PM

Kosomot said:


Where do you find this stuff?

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

DEC 05, 2004 10:23 PM

I say pee.

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

DEC 05, 2004 10:28 PM

Derivation said:

Kosomot said:


Where do you find this stuff?


They find me. confused

steelbender

steelbender

Homestead, FL
August 2004

DEC 05, 2004 10:34 PM

What is your name?
What is your favorite color?
What is the speed and velocity of an unladen swallow?

Poison

Poison

SUICIDEGIRL

Kentucky, USA

DEC 05, 2004 10:40 PM

well pee rhymes with weeeee and is therefore fun

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