Feelin 7-up I'm feelin 7-up-ah
Feelin 7-up I'm feelin 7-up.
It's a crisp refreshing feeling. crystal clear and light.
Americas drinkin 7-up and it sure feels right.
~hums, whisles tune~
Otto Ive been meaning to talk to you about the way you stack the cans. Its come to my attention that you're not paying attention... Otto are you listening to me?
Bud: Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.
Miller: John Wayne was a fag.
All: The hell he was!
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors at his pad in Brentwood, and he came to the door in a dress.
---and the ultimate, with the plate of shrimp omitted because it was already mentioned well enough.
Miller: You know the way everybody is into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about the Bermuda Triangle, UFO's, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There aint no difference between a flying saucer or a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. Every year in South America thousands of people turn up missing. Nobody knows where they go. They just disappear. But if you think for a minute, realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to? The past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really, yeah, you got it: time machines.
After I saw Repo Man, I had a new goal in life: learn to talk like Miller and totally be a genius.
Now, pretty much no one has any idea of what I am talking about.
Ever.
Besides some of the great ones already picked I like the security guards rant.
I'M PLETCHNER, OTTO PLETCHNER.
THEE TIMES DECORATED IN TWO WORLD WARS YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG, I'VE BEEN KILLING PEOPLE BEFORE YOU WERE SWIMMING AROUND YER FATHERS BALLS. I WORKED 10 YEARS IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE, AND 5 YEARS AS A PRISON GUARD IN ATTICA.
SO DONT YOU SAY FUCK YOU, CAUSE YOU AINT EARNED THE RIGHTS!
I'm on my coffee break.
Or Harry Dean Stanton after Emilio dumps the beer on the floor of the office....
"Normally when someone pulls shit like that my natural reation is to punch his fucking lights out, but you know what kid YOU'RE ALLRIGHT!"
Or how about when they are in the hospital and they get the elevator. One of the Rodriguez Bros tells a woman on crutches "Its out of order" then gets in.
Nobody mentioned the scene where Emilio is trying to convince the old black lady to pay up. Then her 7-8ft tall kids come home, he goes for the car, and gets ass kicked.
Derivation
Tucson, AZ
December 2003
DEC 06, 2004 09:12 PM