Rumors/Gossip about you.

Ever been the subject of crazy gossip and/or rumors? I know I have. I once heard that I lived in a cage and ate the bodies of nazi skinheads captured by my punk rock friends, that my left arm was paralised but I just hid it well, that I was dead, that I had a long lost twin brother, that I was a product of genetic engeneering?!?! .....there are more but that's all I can remember at the moment. personally I feel that people who buy into rumors and gossip are somewhat pathetic and really need to take more interest in their own lives, but I have to admit that some of the crazy shit that goes around can be pretty damn funny.

heard any good ones about yourself? lets hear em.

[Edited on Dec 07, 2004 by thunderboltz]

I hear all the time that I'm cute and fun....those a horribly wrong rumors.

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[Edited on Dec 05, 2004 by demetrius_z]

I mostly get people saying that I am mean or scary because I have tattoos. Weird. And really, if you saw how freakishly small I am, you would laugh at the idea of someone being scared or intimidated by me. Although I can snear pretty well, hmmmm.......

[Edited on Dec 05, 2004 by inkncarrots]

people thought i was gay around my senior year of high school. damn you, good looks *shakes fist*

i heard a rumor that your breath smells like onions, solaris

I heard that Solaris totally started an anarchist lesbian commune right up north in Canada where they roll around in the snow naked and practice free love and freestyle carpentry. They distill their own vodka, and sell it in the local villages, and that's how they get enough money to buy food.

Also, she stole my car once.

[Edited on Dec 05, 2004 by demetrius_z]

Just the usual: Hung like a horse, can go forever in bed, can lick my eyebrows, etc. I have no idea how such rumors get started.

When I was about 18, there was a rumour going round that I had an enormously large tongue...

In fact it was true, but way more people knew about it than I'd shown, which was quite funny...

a while back some people thought i killed myself, but it was some other paul, not me

what else...ohhh yaaa, people thought i had a massive horse sized schlong when its more like a sea horse rather..

um

.....anyways...

I'm always the subject of crazy rumours cuz of my appearance, lifestyle etc. I quite like starting them myself now as I've got a much better imagination than all those sad fucks!!! Hehehe.

Ive had some pretty mean rumors spread (that i was anorexic and sloppy in college) but i am pretty messy so i lauged it off.

rumors

thunderboltz: steals money from his mom
renton: has six fingers on one of his hands
demetrius_z: is actually a small rabbit
inkncarrots: punched a homeless guy in the neck once
solaris: has never tasted lettuce
desperatecomfort: had sex with a ghost
lego: cries while he masturbates
circus_fuck: has obsessive compulsive disorder
cara: from europe
venice: backup dancer for NKOTB in her youth
greenkat: voted for john kerry
snottlebocket: murdered his twin sibling
surfbetty: also voted for john kerry

[Edited on Dec 05, 2004 by Koenigsegg]

there was one year during highschool that people thought i was a dangerous satanist, i never found out untill the end of the year when two rather uneasy looking girls asked me if it were true i sacrificed goats.

See there you go spreading more rumors about how mean I am. And by the way, it is ME who is actually a small rabbit.

Rumor has it, that I am a Republican.....



oh, and that i actively participate in Donkey Shows just south of the border

Rumor has it that I'm an asshole.

Usually, they'd be right.

Hahahaha, a lot of people thought I was gay my senior year as well, because word got out that I would give head for a Porsche, and voila, the rumor mill's wheels started a'churning.

when i was in highschool there was so much shit going around it wasn't even funny..... people thought i was from Russia, Germany, Brazil, or Egypt. one time i was walking across campus and a friend of mine was sitting there talking to some girls who started talking about me as i passed. they had bought the Egypt rumor, and thought i only spoke Arabic. it was funny just how strongly they believed the rumors! my friend told them they were wrong, and they argued with him until he said,"hey James, how's it going?" and i answered,"allright, and you?"

i dont know where the Epypt rumor started...... my friend Ahmed says i look like a Jordanian!

i'd have sucked a dick for a porsche, geez

Haha, my ex-fiance tried to start a rumor that I was gay. Doesn't say much for the two plus years of sex we had, now does it? I stopped that rumor the only way I knew how to. I slept with her best friend.

If I was pregnant every time that people have rumored that I was, I'd have a goddamnned Brady Bunch by now. The truth is that I have an inherited predisposition to have a belly. Even when I weighed 85 pounds, the belly stuck out a little. As a result of all the rumors, when I do finally decide to spawn, I am going to deny it until I reach the delivery room, just because it will make me laugh.

I was rumored to be gay from 8th grade through 10th. I was a quiet kid who played soccer, not a redneck prick and/or a football player.
They decided I wasn't gay anymore my junior year.