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Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 05, 2004 03:06 PM



because it titty fucks itself to save the world.

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

DEC 05, 2004 03:12 PM

because they are beautiful creatures

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 05, 2004 03:12 PM

oipthestampede said:

MisterSatan said:
I said guys like me. I have a girlfriend because I bullied a Canadian into giving up his prom date.

wink


Bully a Canadian? Why don't you shake down a parapalegic for his milk money next, you asshole.


How do you think I get my coffee on my way to work, dumbass?

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 06, 2004 02:49 PM

oipthestampede said:

MisterSatan said:
I said guys like me. I have a girlfriend because I bullied a Canadian into giving up his prom date.

wink



Bully a Canadian? Why don't you shake down a parapalegic for his milk money next, you asshole.



I'm that easy to intimidate. Ask giant members who tried to taunt my drinking skills. They lose.

Besides.. I may have passed my prom date on.. but I got a hot date with her sister instead.

Booyah.

Canada - 1
US - 1 (well because the result was pretty fan-fuckingtastic)

Put me in the diplomatic love core, bitches. Oh yeah.

ColinC

ColinC

United Kingdom
July 2004

DEC 06, 2004 04:08 PM

Thistle said:



because it titty fucks itself to save the world.




*spits coffee all over the monitor*

eeek

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

DEC 06, 2004 04:20 PM

I had a horse and a pony. The pony was a little bastard.

The horse was fun. Even though it kicked me once. It broke my Moms toe once. That was kinda funny.

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

DEC 06, 2004 04:55 PM

Because girls love Jell-o and glue?

saritalr

saritalr

Mexico
December 2003

DEC 06, 2004 05:07 PM

probably because the motif is prevelant throughout fantasy/fairytales. hero on a white horse, fair maiden on a horse.

anyway... unicorn. wtf. that would be awesome.

and on sunday... or maybe it was saturday i heard a piece on npr, part of which included a woman who raised mini horses. they have a name. but i forget what. it was hillarious, she suggested people just keep them to trim the grass in their yard. i want one. i dont have a yard. but it'd be great in my apartment.

anotherlostsoul

anotherlostsoul

I'm lost
December 2003

DEC 06, 2004 05:10 PM

Sarita said:
and on sunday... or maybe it was saturday i heard a piece on npr, part of which included a woman who raised mini horses. they have a name. but i forget what. it was hillarious, she suggested people just keep them to trim the grass in their yard. i want one. i dont have a yard. but it'd be great in my apartment.




miniature horses smile

or they could be Shetland ponies (they are very small and were used for mining)
I had 2 Shetlands when I was little. Their names were Strawberries and Champagne. biggrin

nilescouldboogie

nilescouldboogie

United Kingdom
August 2003

DEC 08, 2004 05:29 PM

Sorcha said:

Ilikewine said:

Sorcha said:
stuff


I love unicorns!Have you seen the film Legend?


Of course. smile It was one of the things that made me want a unicorn.

That movie always puts me to sleep. I'd only seen it in bits and pieces until a couple of years ago, when I drank a ton of coffee and propped my eyes open. There's something about the music and dreamy quality of the film that puts me out within twenty minutes. I love it.



Ridley Scott was going to go with the original Jerry Goldsmith score(think that's his name) complete with a erm...eight minute fairy dance,but in a preview showing he sniffed out pot in the audience,was disgusted so recut film and changed it to Tangerine Dream!
I think a fairy dance would have made it all too much like a musicalsmile
The moral of this story is erm...Ridley Scott doesn't like you smoking pot at his films.Guess I can't blame him...the whole audience were probably floating through the air and not even "focusing"!wink

nilescouldboogie

nilescouldboogie

United Kingdom
August 2003

DEC 08, 2004 05:32 PM

Sarita
and on sunday... or maybe it was saturday i heard a piece on npr, part of which included a woman who raised mini horses. they have a name. but i forget what. it was hillarious, she suggested people just keep them to trim the grass in their yard. i want one. i dont have a yard. but it'd be great in my apartment.

I know what you're talking about,but I can't remember the name either.I want one for christmas!They're about the size of a big cuddly toy and I could keep one in my garden...
and a horse I could make money from!"want your lawn trimmed,sir"?


[Edited on Dec 08, 2004 by Ilikewine]

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