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Ambrosio

Ambrosio

Seattle, WA
August 2004

DEC 04, 2004 12:15 PM

[he asks knowing the question is almost certain to attract some sexual humor]

I just spoke with my 7-year-old daughter, who has "a real horse" at the top of her Christmas wish list. It was the first time it occurred to me that I've often heard that from young ladies: "I want a horse/pony/unicorn." Action figures for little boys can be traced back to toy soldiers from war times, I suppose. Where does the horse thing come from?

[Edited on Dec 04, 2004 by Ambrosio]

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

DEC 04, 2004 12:18 PM

HAHA.......... I just told somebody in their journal that I wanted a pony for christmas...but I really don't want one..they shit turds bigger than my fist, and that is just no good...actually I have never wanted one.... I would like a Chinchilla though.. biggrin

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

DEC 04, 2004 12:21 PM

No, they want ponies.

Iggy

Iggy

SUICIDEGIRL

Alabama, USA

DEC 04, 2004 12:25 PM

I have wanted a horse for xmas since i could say the word...which was my second word. For me its not a sexual thing at all.....i just like horses....but freud had a theory that little girls liked horses cause they resembled men in the way that they desired to have a larger, more masculine creature to care for. i.e. big dumb animal to take care of....but that i think that thoery is bullshit.

jewcy

jewcy

Brooklyn, NY
July 2004

DEC 04, 2004 12:27 PM

i wanted a pony when i was a kid frown i wanted one of those barbie jeeps that you and your BFFE can ride around in too.. i never got either, and now my mom just bought the barbie jeep for her granddaughter, my niece.

it's a sad day.

sarahg

sarahg

I'm lost
November 2004

DEC 04, 2004 12:29 PM

It goes back in history, for sure.. but I don't think I've ever seen a reason why. Maybe because "way back when" they were probably like the most common animal and girls are just like "awww it's so pretty" when they see a pony. Damn that Anne of Green Gables/Anne of Avonlea shit. tongue

I don't know what the allure is now, though. I never wanted one. But I wasn't delusional either, I knew they were smelly and take big dumps at any ol' time. I didn't get sucked into the Lisa Frank unicorn trapper keeper fad in 1st grade, either. Ha.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 04, 2004 12:30 PM

Iggy said:
I have wanted a horse for xmas since i could say the word...which was my second word. For me its not a sexual thing at all.....i just like horses....but freud had a theory that little girls liked horses cause they resembled men in the way that they desired to have a larger, more masculine creature to care for. i.e. big dumb animal to take care of....but that i think that thoery is bullshit.


Hey, that theory is the very reason guys like me have girlfriends.

sarahg

sarahg

I'm lost
November 2004

DEC 04, 2004 12:31 PM

jewcy said:
i wanted a pony when i was a kid frown i wanted one of those barbie jeeps that you and your BFFE can ride around in too.. i never got either, and now my mom just bought the barbie jeep for her granddaughter, my niece.

it's a sad day.



ouch. dear wound, coming to visit. love, salt.

i never got one either, but my BFF (but only until i was like, 9) did!!! LYLAS, GINA!!!

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

DEC 04, 2004 12:32 PM

MisterSatan said:

Iggy said:
I have wanted a horse for xmas since i could say the word...which was my second word. For me its not a sexual thing at all.....i just like horses....but freud had a theory that little girls liked horses cause they resembled men in the way that they desired to have a larger, more masculine creature to care for. i.e. big dumb animal to take care of....but that i think that thoery is bullshit.


Hey, that theory is the very reason guys like me have girlfriends.




No, it's not.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 04, 2004 12:33 PM

I said guys like me. I have a girlfriend because I bullied a Canadian into giving up his prom date.

wink

Ambrosio

Ambrosio

Seattle, WA
August 2004

DEC 04, 2004 12:39 PM

Iggy said:
I have wanted a horse for xmas since i could say the word...which was my second word. For me its not a sexual thing at all.....i just like horses....but freud had a theory that little girls liked horses cause they resembled men in the way that they desired to have a larger, more masculine creature to care for. i.e. big dumb animal to take care of....but that i think that thoery is bullshit.


What was your first word?

Hapworth

Hapworth

Morgan Hill, CA
December 2004

DEC 04, 2004 01:20 PM

What always creeped me out, were the girls who'd always be drawing horses in little notebooks at school.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 04, 2004 02:27 PM

MisterSatan said:
I said guys like me. I have a girlfriend because I bullied a Canadian into giving up his prom date.

wink



So true. Smart move. Although there's nothing quite like seeing you drunkenly make out on the streets of San Francisco. That made me feel good fer ya.

Anyways.. I came in here to say.. that I had a pony when I was a boy. (no shit) His name was Rocky.

So all the ladies can writhe in envy.

It's good to be born a hick sometimes. I can also shoot a gun!

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

DEC 04, 2004 02:34 PM

I have never wanted a pony. And I have a vagina. So, there goes your theory.

[Edited on Dec 04, 2004 by _Julie_]

unfuckingreal

unfuckingreal

HOPEFUL

Orlando, FL

DEC 04, 2004 02:39 PM

I wanted a horse forever, and I got one.
I'm also pre-vet, and going to be an equine veterinarian.
I just like horses.

Plus of course theres that whole, only child princess syndrome thing I have..

I loove my horse... biggrin

sadisticmika

sadisticmika

I'm lost
July 2004

DEC 04, 2004 02:42 PM

My Little Pony is named Jeff.

mashimaro

mashimaro

Portland, OR
July 2003

DEC 04, 2004 02:43 PM




smile

geckogirl

geckogirl

Portland, OR
September 2004

DEC 04, 2004 02:44 PM

i was a horse crazy girl too. my younger sister is even worse.

i think it because they are pets you can ride. lots of kids want puppies and kittens. a horse is like a REALLY big dog that can jump over fences.

plus you can brush and braid their hair. girls love to braid hair. wink

unfuckingreal

unfuckingreal

HOPEFUL

Orlando, FL

DEC 04, 2004 02:47 PM

Jumping is definitely one of the major reasons I ride.
Riding is a sport. So, there's always that aspect.

And yes, I like to brush and braid my horses hair... there's always that too.

Zarina

Zarina

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 04, 2004 02:49 PM

I always wanted a unicorn with wings. I still think that would be pretty fucking cool.....

Eponine

Eponine

Denver, CO
March 2003

DEC 04, 2004 02:56 PM



here over a year...this is your only post...you are AMAZING. marry me.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

DEC 04, 2004 03:02 PM

Ambrosio said:

Iggy said:
I have wanted a horse for xmas since i could say the word...which was my second word.


What was your first word?


Iwanna

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 04, 2004 03:09 PM



Fuck, yeah.

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

DEC 04, 2004 03:13 PM

Okay, well I can't really answer your question, because I was scared to death of horses. But I have heard a lot of women say the first time they had an orgasm was when they were riding a horse.. I know that sounds weird, but it's just a physical reaction to the movement. A lot of women have them on the monkeybars or something, too. Maybe they've heard from one of their friends that it feels good? (not that it gives you "orgasms" because they don't understand that, just that it feels good).
Who knows. That's just my guess.

Edit: This shouldn't be construed as creepy or sexualizing children, but they have physical reactions to such things, too. At this point it's not "sexual", but a physical response.

[Edited on Dec 04, 2004 by pygmy]

Poison

Poison

SUICIDEGIRL

Kentucky, USA

DEC 04, 2004 03:21 PM

well, have you SEEN the cocks on those things eeek

puke

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