I know someone who is almost at that point. I don't understand how you can maintain a somewhat well um traditional sex life? If your doing stuff like that I doubt your into normal plain missonary sex. But what do you do if it's split in half?

AaronB

Eden Prairie, MN

July 2004

DEC 01, 2004 01:23 AM

ooomermaidooo said:
I know someone who is almost at that point. I don't understand how you can maintain a somewhat well um traditional sex life? If your doing stuff like that I doubt your into normal plain missonary sex. But what do you do if it's split in half?

according to Al you hold it together as you're sticking it in...

ooomermaidooo

Seattle, WA

January 2004

DEC 01, 2004 01:27 AM

AaronB said:

according to Al you hold it together as you're sticking it in...

But still. That's too much work.

bredoteau

I'm lost

April 2004

DEC 01, 2004 01:35 AM

ooomermaidooo said:

AaronB said:

according to Al you hold it together as you're sticking it in...

But still. That's too much work.

Does that work? Couldn't shit get all weird and out of line in there? Fuck this, I'm not thinking about penis splitting anymore.

RockZombie

Denver, CO

December 2003

DEC 01, 2004 01:43 AM

Here's an interesting theory . . .
Split Penis is to Traditional Sex Life as Soy Milk is to Motor Oil.

Am I far off?

likeclockwork

Boulder, CO

April 2004

DEC 01, 2004 01:48 AM

pygmy

Nashville, TN

July 2004

DEC 01, 2004 01:50 AM

As long as they keep it clean..

It looks like it has the potential to be a smegma-farm

manda_moo

Australia

January 2004

DEC 01, 2004 02:24 AM

Love said:
That's...interesting. They way it's split looks like the urethra was split in half, unless that's just scar tissue. How would he pee?! I see no opening.

they relocate the urethra...usually to behind the ballsack...so yeah sitting down to pee is a must...

TedKoppel

Glendale, AZ

March 2004

DEC 01, 2004 02:29 AM

pygmy said:

As long as they keep it clean..

It looks like it has the potential to be a smegma-farm

Mmmm...smegma.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

DEC 01, 2004 03:18 AM

manda_moo said:

Love said:
That's...interesting. They way it's split looks like the urethra was split in half, unless that's just scar tissue. How would he pee?! I see no opening.

they relocate the urethra...usually to behind the ballsack...so yeah sitting down to pee is a must...

Really? Because I've seen pictures of guys peeing out of... um... what's left of their dicks, and cumming out of that hole too. I think they only relocate the urethra if the penis is removed. I could be wrong, though.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

DEC 01, 2004 03:18 AM

ooomermaidooo said:

AaronB said:

according to Al you hold it together as you're sticking it in...

But still. That's too much work.

Putting your hand on your dick for two seconds is too much work?

TedKoppel

Glendale, AZ

March 2004

DEC 01, 2004 03:33 AM

Al said:
Putting your hand on your dick for two seconds is too much work?

The thing is, I find it hard enough to find women who are nice enough to have sex with me, and my dick is whole.

Snottlebocket

Netherlands

March 2004

DEC 01, 2004 04:49 AM

dear god this threat is going ot give me nightmares about sentient chtulu penis monsters.

hatefulerin

Marysville, WA

OLD SKOOL

DEC 01, 2004 10:44 AM

TedKoppel said:

Al said:
Putting your hand on your dick for two seconds is too much work?

The thing is, I find it hard enough to find women who are nice enough to have sex with me, and my dick is whole.

If it was split, women might have sex with you just because they're curious/fascinated by it.

sarahg

I'm lost

November 2004

DEC 01, 2004 10:59 AM

oh my god. that's hideous. can't that shit get infected?

i mean..bleh.blah.bluh. i don't even want to try to imagine having sex with that guy. sure, you can put it together while you put it in, but it's gonna pop out at some point. and ew.. half in half out. that's fuckin creepy. similarly, i'd have to be like.. ok. i'm good with some pain. that's fine.. it makes it more exciting. but if you can go through that, i don't even want to know what kind of hellacious pain you'd think would be OK in the bedroom. hurt me.. but not permanently, please.

Gekkeiju23

Sacramento, CA

May 2003

DEC 01, 2004 11:06 AM

Al said:
I thought this was going to be like, people drilling holes through their torso and like... putting their intestines around the spaces between the holes or something.

Penis splitting makes me think "whoop de shit".

you are such a warrior.

MistakesMade

South Hadley, MA

February 2004

DEC 01, 2004 11:08 AM

RockZombie said:
Splitsville is old hat. Now nullo (Penectomy) . . . that's hardcore.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

This one down here is downright, well . . . don't say I didn't warn you.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Good use of spoilers and I don't even know what to say about that. I mean you meet a girl, what do you say? Um by the way, I"m not gonna try and take you home, cause well I have no cock

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

DEC 01, 2004 11:16 AM

hatefulerin said:
My first thought looking at the split penis was that the way he has to pee seems so... undignified.

Really, I thought this was going to be about those creepy fucking twins who supposedly amputate body parts and attach them to the other. Snopes.com says it's a hoax, and I really, really hope it is.

[Edited on Nov 30, 2004 by hatefulerin]

That was fantastic. Did you see the publishing date at the bottom of the page?

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