The man named Hilary

i work at a hotel & we have a small welcome sign for guests who are in our rewards program.... i type it up every night and its at the desk when you check in.

Some guy came in, looked at it, and was extremely offended that we had him listed as 'Mrs. Hilary XXXX"
dude, seriously... your name is Hilary, this cant be something new.

you know any guys named Hilary?

that guy who won the oscar for 'boys don't cry' was named hilary

I've met guys named Dana...

Usually guys named Dana and Hilary are the biggest fucking thugs around. And boys named Sue.

I know a couple of guys named Dana. In the fifth grade I knew a guy named Stacie. He was a break dancer.

yup, she's totally a guy.

"In the fifth grade I knew a guy named Stacie. He was a break dancer."

Is the best, most perfect almost-haiku i've ever seen in my life.

wow.

again, very guy-ish

i know. that was just a joke in bad taste on my part.

well, now that you mention it..

[Edited on Nov 30, 2004 by Koenigsegg]

I've also known several guys named Leslie. I fucking hate guys named Leslie.

I think I've gone gay...

I've known two guys named Vivian. One was in the 3rd grade and he was the school bully. He kicked my ass on a weekly basis. The other was a now-famous guy that I used to work for when he was less famous. His wife verbally kicked my ass on a weekly basis.

Guys named Vivian kick ass

I've met two men named beverly. they were both pretty old.

Here I thought naming my son something like Vivian or Lauren would give him a sensitive outlook on life. You say he's going to be a bully???

Bob it is.

I see an Adam's Apple there.....

I know TWO, yep 2 boys called Lindsay

In the 5th grade I transferred to a new shool. The school bully there was named Bob. Oddly enough, the most sensitive kid in school was a boy named Rose Marie.

I once knew a male Courtney.

That's all I got.