Help Exodus pass a stone

Fuck sake this hurts.

*screams up into the sky in slow motion*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Wow! That looks painfull. Poor mr. satan.

That's funny.

lots and lots of water and maybe an exorcism or two...

That's what you get for drinking all that rot gut soda with bacon chunks floating in it you sick bastard!

they say thats almost like childbirth for guys

I think you should name him Slappy. Slappy Satan. Mr. Slappy Satan.

Actually women who have had them say it hurts worse than child birth.

oh btw, a gallon of water and some vicodin.

[Edited on Nov 30, 2004 by AaronB]

You've got to bait it out.

Try pissing on a cheeseburger and a couple of tallboys.

Damn O.o
I myself am not a drug user...but if I had to pass a kidney stone I can definately say I would be ffffffffffffucked up.

Are you going to have the surgery? I forget the name, but they use shockwaves to break up the stones, and you urinate them out. The worst part is the stones sratching the urethra. Get better man.

Ah shit man, a guy at work is going through the same thing. I feel your pain

my ex had a kidney stone that blocked his entire right kidney. he had to have some procedure where they inserted some kind of string or wire into his urethra (sp) and sent shock waves to break the stone up. he had huge bruises on his back for about two weeks. then after the procedure he had what amounted to thick fishing wire up his dick for a week.

i hope this doesn't happen to you.

Oh christ......we all hope this doesn't happen

Thanks gang, if I ever end up with a real kidney stone (which, as karmic law dictates, is probably crystallizing as we speak), I'll know just what to do.

*curls into the feeble position and starts moaning*

Excuse me Flux...but the bad pickup line thread is thattaway. ----->

*whacks sidewalker123's feeble head with a stick*

IT'S FETAL POSITION!!!!

I just had one of those. A little tiny one. It hurt. Good luck.

i can come over with a shop vac, some duct tape and a straw if you want. we'll have that puppy outta there in no time.