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RockZombie

RockZombie

Denver, CO
December 2003

NOV 30, 2004 12:04 AM

Fuck sake this hurts.

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 30, 2004 12:10 AM

*screams up into the sky in slow motion*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Kosomot

Kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

NOV 30, 2004 12:12 AM

Wow! That looks painfull. eeek eeek eeek Poor mr. satan.

BuckKnuckle

BuckKnuckle

Portland, OR
September 2004

NOV 30, 2004 12:13 AM

That's funny.

steelbender

steelbender

Homestead, FL
August 2004

NOV 30, 2004 12:13 AM

lots and lots of water and maybe an exorcism or two...

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 30, 2004 12:16 AM

That's what you get for drinking all that rot gut soda with bacon chunks floating in it you sick bastard!

_Tab

_Tab

I'm lost
September 2004

NOV 30, 2004 12:16 AM

they say thats almost like childbirth for guys skull

BuckKnuckle

BuckKnuckle

Portland, OR
September 2004

NOV 30, 2004 12:17 AM

throwabomb said:
they say thats almost like childbirth for guys skull



I think you should name him Slappy. Slappy Satan. Mr. Slappy Satan.

AaronB

AaronB

Eden Prairie, MN
July 2004

NOV 30, 2004 12:19 AM

throwabomb said:
they say thats almost like childbirth for guys skull


Actually women who have had them say it hurts worse than child birth.

AaronB

AaronB

Eden Prairie, MN
July 2004

NOV 30, 2004 12:19 AM

oh btw, a gallon of water and some vicodin.

[Edited on Nov 30, 2004 by AaronB]

naja_haje

naja_haje

Portland, OR
March 2003

NOV 30, 2004 12:25 AM

You've got to bait it out.

Try pissing on a cheeseburger and a couple of tallboys.

_Tab

_Tab

I'm lost
September 2004

NOV 30, 2004 12:28 AM

AaronB said:

throwabomb said:
they say thats almost like childbirth for guys skull


Actually women who have had them say it hurts worse than child birth.


Damn O.o
I myself am not a drug user...but if I had to pass a kidney stone I can definately say I would be ffffffffffffucked up.

zerendra

zerendra

Cliffside Park, NJ
November 2004

NOV 30, 2004 12:39 AM

Are you going to have the surgery? I forget the name, but they use shockwaves to break up the stones, and you urinate them out. The worst part is the stones sratching the urethra. frown Get better man.

taylen

taylen

Bend, OR
November 2004

NOV 30, 2004 03:25 AM

Ah shit man, a guy at work is going through the same thing. I feel your pain

pandamonium

pandamonium

Woodstock, GA
April 2004

NOV 30, 2004 06:21 AM

my ex had a kidney stone that blocked his entire right kidney. he had to have some procedure where they inserted some kind of string or wire into his urethra (sp) and sent shock waves to break the stone up. he had huge bruises on his back for about two weeks. then after the procedure he had what amounted to thick fishing wire up his dick for a week.

i hope this doesn't happen to you. frown

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

North Carolina, USA

NOV 30, 2004 06:27 AM

I know what you're going through, unfortunately. Drink as much water as you can possibly hold, and then drink some more. If you're not going to go to the doctor, take the strongest pain medication you can find, but the doctor has some amazing drugs that will take the bite out of it. I highly recommend this option.

Is your urine bloody?

Crim

Crim

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

NOV 30, 2004 06:28 AM

pandamonium said:
then after the procedure he had what amounted to thick fishing wire up his dick for a week.

i hope this doesn't happen to you. frown


Oh christ......we all hope this doesn't happen puke

RockZombie

RockZombie

Denver, CO
December 2003

NOV 30, 2004 11:50 AM

Thanks gang, if I ever end up with a real kidney stone (which, as karmic law dictates, is probably crystallizing as we speak), I'll know just what to do.

sidewalker123

sidewalker123

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2004

NOV 30, 2004 12:01 PM

pandamonium said:
my ex had a kidney stone that blocked his entire right kidney. he had to have some procedure where they inserted some kind of string or wire into his urethra (sp) and sent shock waves to break the stone up. he had huge bruises on his back for about two weeks. then after the procedure he had what amounted to thick fishing wire up his dick for a week.

i hope this doesn't happen to you. frown



*curls into the feeble position and starts moaning*

Cash

Cash

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

NOV 30, 2004 12:08 PM

Flux said:
Is your urine bloody?



Excuse me Flux...but the bad pickup line thread is thattaway. ----->



wink

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Waldwick, NJ
June 2003

NOV 30, 2004 01:03 PM

sidewalker123 said:
*curls into the feeble position and starts moaning*



*whacks sidewalker123's feeble head with a stick*

IT'S FETAL POSITION!!!! mad

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

NOV 30, 2004 03:47 PM

I just had one of those. A little tiny one. It hurt. Good luck.

lostarchitect

lostarchitect

Brooklyn, NY
January 2004

NOV 30, 2004 03:54 PM

i can come over with a shop vac, some duct tape and a straw if you want. we'll have that puppy outta there in no time.