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Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

NOV 27, 2004 10:07 PM

xRedDan

Valparaiso, IN

December 2003

NOV 27, 2004 10:15 PM

Eh?

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

NOV 27, 2004 10:31 PM

Xixax said:
Maybe I'm tired from working all day, maybe the fumes from my nail polish are getting to me...

But, I don't get it

No, it's not just you.

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

NOV 27, 2004 10:33 PM

wings

I'm lost

November 2002

NOV 27, 2004 11:21 PM

And thus began the downfall of civilization.

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA

May 2004

NOV 27, 2004 11:28 PM

Do you want classic porn? Is that it?

Bobdylan5

San Diego, CA

November 2004

NOV 28, 2004 12:02 AM

Every woman is a nun with her nipples exposed. Is that some kind of zen koan?

_MrE_

Santa Cruz, CA

July 2004

NOV 28, 2004 12:09 AM

....yeah..um...no.

xRedDan

Valparaiso, IN

December 2003

NOV 28, 2004 12:13 AM

Every nipple is a nun with her woman exposed.

Bobdylan5

San Diego, CA

November 2004

NOV 28, 2004 12:14 AM

xRedDan said:
Every nipple is a nun with her woman exposed.

Ha! Ha!

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

NOV 28, 2004 12:18 AM

all I know about nipples is my first nipple piercing made me cry like a little girl

cara3

United Kingdom

November 2004

NOV 28, 2004 10:19 AM

I don't really get it either, but I always think you can't go wrong with nipples anyway!!

Buaku

Seattle, WA

April 2004

NOV 28, 2004 10:24 AM

Great, now I have these images of the nuns back in Catholic school. Thanks alot.

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

NOV 28, 2004 10:35 AM

Buaku said:
Great, now I have these images of the nuns back in Catholic school. Thanks alot.

You're welcome.

Why don't you check this out?

RockZombie

Denver, CO

December 2003

NOV 28, 2004 10:36 AM

From: "Caring for your Extra Nipple"
In showing proper care to your nipples, keep the following in mind:

* Wash each of them each time you shower. Don't skimp here!

* Never talk about a nipple to the other two behind its back.

* Acknowledge all of your nipples in daily conversation, when appropriate.

* If you decide to pierce a nipple, do so with extreme thought and care as to the effects on the other two. One fair solution is to pierce all three and join them together with a silver chain of unity.

* Oftentimes one nipple will be significantly smaller than the other two--the runt of the family. Take extra steps to be sure that it does not become the subject of undeserving teasing and harassment.

* Likewise, on the other extreme, if one nipple is unusually large and strong, it will tend to "harden" and bully the other two around. This is even more threatening, as it can lead to nipple sagging, areola discoloration, and low nipple-self-esteem. Don't let this happen.

Snottlebocket

Netherlands

March 2004

NOV 28, 2004 10:46 AM

Exodus said:

From: "Caring for your Extra Nipple"
In showing proper care to your nipples, keep the following in mind:

* Wash each of them each time you shower. Don't skimp here!

* Never talk about a nipple to the other two behind its back.

* Acknowledge all of your nipples in daily conversation, when appropriate.

* If you decide to pierce a nipple, do so with extreme thought and care as to the effects on the other two. One fair solution is to pierce all three and join them together with a silver chain of unity.

* Oftentimes one nipple will be significantly smaller than the other two--the runt of the family. Take extra steps to be sure that it does not become the subject of undeserving teasing and harassment.

* Likewise, on the other extreme, if one nipple is unusually large and strong, it will tend to "harden" and bully the other two around. This is even more threatening, as it can lead to nipple sagging, areola discoloration, and low nipple-self-esteem. Don't let this happen.

why is that assuming i have three nipples?

RockZombie

Denver, CO

December 2003

NOV 28, 2004 10:48 AM

Snottlebocket said:
why is that assuming i have three nipples?

You never know, I was just putting it out there.

Why . . . do you ?

Roger_Camden

Wyandotte, MI

December 2003

NOV 28, 2004 05:21 PM

If you tweak one (the left-most one), I mean really tweak it for all that you're worth, you can tune in to that elusive Tokyo radio station.

They consistently broadcast screams and deadly right hooks.

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

NOV 28, 2004 05:25 PM

My nipples know more than most of you ever will. And they aren't sharing anything.

zenFish

Vancouver, BC

August 2004

NOV 28, 2004 05:30 PM

FreakPirate said:

My nipples know more than most of you ever will. And they aren't sharing anything.

great, i;m going to have nightmares tonight...

Atomh8

Finland

October 2004

NOV 28, 2004 05:36 PM

I don't get it, but I'm lovin it anyways.

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2004 05:43 PM

I don't know what's in 'em...I just know I can't stop smokin' em.

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom

January 2004

NOV 28, 2004 09:59 PM

That looks rather sexy to me...

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

NOV 29, 2004 10:11 AM

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

NOV 29, 2004 12:39 PM

psychoholicagogo said:

That's what I call... wise.

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