But what if you sneezed just as he was cumming and it caused you to angle it at his face and then it got in his eyes and he couldn't see and then you both died in a car accident. God would totally kick you in the nuts.
If I managed to die in such a humiliating and awesome way, I'd think God would give me a goddamn high five. Goddammit.
Well, it is safer than a blowjob in the car. I heard a story a few years ago where a man was recieving head while driving. He got into an accident, and his wife or girlfriend bit it off because she tensed up on impact.
Gilby
Bridgeville, PA
October 2004
NOV 29, 2004 04:28 PM