NEWS: Got Any Good Hand Jobs Lately?

CULTURE: Got Any Good Hand Jobs Lately?

It appears that the ye olde hand job is once again becoming the standard sexual act, following mutual masturbation.

I always thought hand-jobs to be the most depressing sexual act in the world next to a “jack-hammering” guy whose partner looks like she’s peeling potatoes. It seems to be an act of desperation done by people who can barely stand their “partner,” let alone feel the need to satisfy them sexually.

Mutual masturbation on the other hand…

not even gonna touch this one...

Ah, the news wire is the place to talk about childish sexual acts now?

yeah, pretty boring. not even a real step up from just plain old masturbating. just boring. unenthusiastic. uninteresting.

*calls the emergency head-elves team

Culture. C u l t u r e. Cult...ure. Culture.

It includes sex, you know.

Childish? Pfft, more handjobs for me

They can be pretty damn nice if done right.

Then ask for it.

I drink rare fine wines more often than I've gotten a good handjob.

I've had a few good handjobs in my day. If offered again, I wouldn't turn it down. In fact until reading this didn't realize it was considered so unusual.

I can't even imagine a sexual activity I've participated in that I'd consider childish, although I guess it would have to depend on the partner and how she's handling it (ha ha punny).

Hand-jobs are rank. Plain and simple.

Doesn't anyone think it's kinda dumb to limit your sexual activities just 'cause you think you're "too old" for it or arbitrarily calling something adolescent? I mean, to some people it can feel pretty good.
Me, I like getting fingered.. I guess that makes me immature?

Boo fucking hoo. I'd be glad for someone to touch my penis.

What's a little handjob between friends?

Who accidentaly gives hand jobs to their teacherss? From what I can tell that's more of a deliberate, calculated kind of thing. I heard it refered to as "seeking a letter of recommendation."

Hrrrmmmm... This seems kinda odd. But then again, I think mututal masturbation is hott!!! It's a nice warm up in foreplay. Damn!! I miss doin' all that stuff!!!

yes, let's Lazurus-ize the mutual masturbation thread.

Why are handjobs so bad?

I think that hnadjobs provide a welcome change of pace in relationships that can help make them last longer. The handjob is basically symbolic of the girl saying "ya, i'm not getting any, but I'll help you out". It's just like fingering. Or to a greater extent. it's like oral. The only person who enjoys oral is the recipient, unless you're f'd up like me and like seeing your partenr in ecstacy.

That's not f'd up at all.

I have to concur. I love going down on girls.
Also, there's nothing wrong with a good handjob, although to be fair the only good ones I've ever recieved were in the shower and also involved boobs and lots of soap.

You'd think this thread was about people farting in the sack or something. Whatever.

Handjobs aren't so bad. That's how my ex-girlfriend woke me up one or twice.

It's kinda boring if it's something you can do for yourself, I think.

Any good handjobs lately?

I don't think i've EVER gotten a good handjob.