Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"the highlander was a documentary and the events happened in real time"

"We should have cloned 20's. Jackson wouldn't have given a fu-"

Mine too!

Meatwad: Boy, this IS a long story you know...maybe I WILL go get somethin' to eat.
Carl: Yeah, I think I'm gonna get drunk while I listen to ya.

Alright, here ya go...

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.

Well, that still doesn't tell me why you...

I'm not finished. YOU should have gotten a snack. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.

"My butt itches"-Meatwad

I ain't no gay, I'm a man, boy. Why else am I wearin' this spandex and my muscles be all big?
-It's happened, you're full-blown gay!

The Plutonians... "were not invited" is the end of that sentence.

I could use this money to feed the starving children of the world... with my new chain of family restaurants.

Do what I say because I said it.

ya'know the lead singer of mcr was trying to get a cartoon on cartoon network before he hit it big with the band. they turned him down because the show he pitched was about food and they already had a show about food...................

oh no he's dead! the monster is dead now and forever! the TV is dead! death! we are surrounded by it!

[Edited on Nov 27, 2004 by throatneedle]

I LOVE this show!!
the F$kn BEST show EVER!!!!

"kick ass fighting games with action missiles!"