dick kitchen

i inadvertantly called someone a "dick kitchen" today. but then, i pretended i meant to say it.

so, here's the question: does "dick kitchen" work as an insulting name for someone, yea or nay?

also, if you can figure out a meaning for it, that'd be cool too.

thanks.

I think you need to be more specific about your dick related kitchen appliances. Might I suggest something along the lines of "dick toaster oven" or even "dick George Foreman Grill Jr."?

unexpected combinations of words totally make good insults.

Calling someone a Kitchen Dick is more insulting.

of course, the person could come back at you with: "you are a whole dick house!"

I think "dick kitchen" can work as an insult. It's the place dicks go to get warmed up and prepared before they get served.

and i totally thought this was going to be another thread about cooking with jizz.

Go with Ass Muncher' or Fuck Lump!

What about "fuck lamp?"

jizz blender.

That's something like the best insult I've heard in a while.
I absolutely intend on calling at least three people a "dick kitchen" today at work.
Thank you for that.

He's a dick... house.

He's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out?

Damn, someone beat me to it.

Stick THAT in your Dick Kitchen and cook it.

A kitchen where dicks are cooked?

Dick Chef.

Betty Cocker

Chef Boy-I-Pee

Now that is how it should be done......
Good job

Something like "Dick Kitchen and the Frying Pans"

Cock biting fuck-tard?

I've found it is best to take a naughty word and just add "bag".

Douchebag, Dickbag, Shitbag, Fuckbag, Assbag, Cuntbag, Cockbag, etc.