I'm Supreme Pizza Man bitch

I'm the richest man you ever seen, and I'm pretty. Lick my flip flop sandles I got with my Target discount before I got fired! Bitch. Get those tittays out! It's time to put some coke on em and lick it off. What the fuck you mean snort it. It's coke bitch, it comes in a can. I can't afford that powder shit. I'm aboust to take you home and put you in a hole, make you put the lotion in the basket. Bitch. THAT'S MY BASKET! THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T BE PLAYIN WITH MY BASKET! PUT THE DAMN LOTION IN THE FUCKIN BASKET.

Bitches.

Was she a great big fat person?

precious?

Yo mamma was. I rolled off the bitch and was outta breath.

She get's calls from Kenya to see if they can run on her because Africa isn't big enough anymore!

People die trying to ascend her!

They buried Marlon Brando in her when he died!!

Dude.

Hey, is this Peterson's confusion?

You calling me fat?!

No, this is Peterson's OMG FUCK OFF.

I killed the thread.

I'm a man man. I ride a bycicle that runs on whale oil.

I eat hamburger helper manufactured at a former cement factory.

When I fart there's a solar flare.

What did I tell you!?

Put the lotion in the basket! PUT IT IN THE BASKET! I will continue to objectify you so that I may more easily kill you!

bean said:

*** Signoff: s5 (Client closed connection)

*** s5 (s5@chat.suicidegirls.com) has joined channel #chatters

SupremePiz: haha...s5 got clintedsized

      bean: ¿como?

SupremePiz: s5 es el burro

      bean: ¿que? 

SupremePiz: shut upppppp

SupremePiz: 

      bean: es no burro. es un administrador de sistemas.

SupremePiz: no es verdad

SupremePiz: es el burro

      bean: ay, chistoso!

SupremePiz: aieeee

i wish i was that drunk.

You can only get this drunk by not being drunk at all grasshopper.

sage words.

Indeed. For now it is time to embark on your vision quest.

GET IN THE HOLE AND TAKE THE LOTION!

God, I HATE topic typos! It should so say SupremePiaMan.

You look like a shop teacher from high school!

Bob Dole...Bob....Bob Dole!...Bob.....Bo....B...b....*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*




BOB DOLE

You only wish you had this many Z's in your name.

I'm rich, richer than all the world!

Happy with my K, thankya.

K is for Klingon little lady...K.is.for...Klingon


Remember that.

if by "get in the hole" you mean, "fuck me in the ass," then bend over, fucker.

hand me that lotion, you're going to need it.