I'm not sorry.

Ok we've all done it. We've all said we're sorry, when we're really not. So here is our time to confess. What are you not really sorry for?

Dear Ex-boyfriend,
I'm not really sorry for kissing other girls. You said I could. Fuck off.

Dear Brother,
I'm not really sorry for eating your leftover noodles. You didn't say not to, and they tasted fucking good.

Dear Boss,
I'm not really sorry for saying "Bend me over and fuck me in the ass" in the dining room. It made everyone laugh, and it was worth being suspended for.

With love,
MistakesMade

this thread kicks ass

dear best female friend:

i'm not sorry for stealing a pair of your underpants two summers ago. it wasn't as if we hadn't been sleeping together at the time, anyway. don't judge me.

dear best guy friend:

i'm not sorry for getting in a shouting match with you last weekend. i know we were both drunk, but god damn, you were the one who originally said that crimetracker stats showed a large number of people getting shot in the downtown st petersburg neighborhood that i live in (which just isn't true). if it's so scaaaawy, then don't fuck with the homeless people that live a block over from me

i'm sure i'll have another 8 by the time i go to bed

Dear every fucking luser who calls the tech support line I work for,
I'm not really sorry your Internet connection doesn't work. I don't fucking care. Leave me alone so I can surf the web in peace.

Dear ex-girlfriend,
I really am sorry that you turned out to be such a moron. I'm not sorry for breaking up with you. Get over it already!

With a complete lack of love,
Hylian

I'm sorry i clicked on this thread.

Dear Mom,
I'm sorry I was a dick to you when I wasn't trying to be. I just didn't want to listen to you prattle for a while. Oops, there I go again.

Your son,
Toothie

this reminds me of that "This American Life" segment on the apology line in NYC.

Dear brother
I'm sorry for throwing you down the stairs

uh. you guys may want to re-read the rules

Rules are for suckas!

At least you understood

yeah, it's not sorry, NOT sorry
but maybe it works in a kindo Freudian way...
Mom, I'm NOT sorry I was a dick, you talk too much.
Brother, I'm NOT sorry I threw you down the stairs, you deserved it

I'm not sorry I threw the toy football at Andre at work and smacked him in the face

It was the funniest thing that happened all week.

i understand i was kidding. note the

Dear x-girlfriend, [sarcasim]

Im sorry I spent 3 years of my life with you. Im sorry I forgave you for so many terrible things you did to me. Im sorry when you broke up with me you found it necesary to take your 20 yearold ass over and fuck my 35 yearold married friend, atempt to get in a 19 yearold virgins pants, go after a few loose friends, make my buddy from the military think you were in love with him, and finally fucking a married guy and his wife all with in the span of a few weeks. (been broken up longer)

I am sorry I still give a flying fuck that your still alive and safe. Im sorry that your destroying yourself because your about to graduate and your scared. Im sorry Im not going to drag you kicking and screaming from depression. Im not sorry one of my x friends wants to kill the married guy and his by wife. I am so sorry I wont protect either one of them because they both lied to everyone.

I am sorry you passed on private letters to you of my kinky desires to my friends to make fun of me and I was pissed. Im sorry I answered questions about you honestly.

[sarcasim/]
I am sorry I still care enough about you to protect you from harm. Actually Im not sorry for you Im sorry for me being that loyal to someone who lies to me bold face. I am really sorry I fucking still defend you.

Fuck I'm a looser, but you know its nice to get that off my fucking chest.

P.S. I really am sorry that no matter how much of a whore you are I will always see you as the sweet girl that cared for me. Life will move on and I will eventually not give a shit as I almost dont know. I will however always protect you even if you are being stupid.

[Edited on Nov 22, 2004 by InfernoMDM]

I wasn't talking to you buddy. Your on my friends list. I love you. I just hate everyone else.

Dear Everyone Else who fucked up this thread other then kosomot,
I'm not sorry I think you suck.

I keed I keed.

what ?

Yeah get with it people!

sorry / not sorry

sorry / not sorry


the heartbreaking dichotomy!!!!

I'm NOT sorry, and I'm not lying in the bold face.

Or is it

in teh bold fase

Visualisizing that situation made me laugh too

I don't know I can't think of a time that I ever did that. I remember getting beat for not apologixing when I was a kid.

Dear _____,
I'm not sorry for being an asshole, you deserved it. And I'd like to take this moment to add that when I'm an asshole again in the future, I probably won't be sorry then, either.

Dear ex boyfriend,
I'm not sorry that I cheated on you. You fucking slept with someone else and I forgave you. You can't do the same for me when I only got to first base?

Dear roommate's friend,
I'm not sorry that I told everyone you peed on our stuff when you were drunk. It was fucking hilarious and there's no way I could have kept it to myself. You're a bitch anyway.

Dear landlord,
I'm not sorry that we called the health department on you. You've had months to fix all the shit that's going wrong in our house. You suck!

dear girl I used to date:
I'm not sorry I blew up at you. you kind of deserved it for being so crazy.

dear girl that wanted to date me:
I'm not sorry that you couldn't get over our age difference. I'm also not sorry that I didn't tell you I was dating a Suicide Girl, because that made you look like an ass, which I must admit I enjoyed very much so. oh yeah, still not sorry.

dear girl I used to love:
I'm not sorry for making you cry because you heard a song I wrote. you cried because you realized that you were wrong, but if you were to admit that you were wrong you would have had an imperfection in your character, and that wouldn't be possible now would it?

dear old friend and ex-bandmate:
I'm not sorry that you crashed your car on the way to our last show as a band and I laughed about it with my friends. you fucked me over and karma got you back.

[Edited on Nov 23, 2004 by TheAngus]

Dear chick quite a bit younger than me who I messed around with earlier this year,

I'm not really sorry for promptly dropping you and making my ex-boyfriend break up with you. You're immature, spoiled, and when you would whine to your mom on the cell phone after we had sex it was more than I could take. I'm not really sorry for telling you I was glad we were such good friends and making you think you could trust me....well, maybe a little. I'm not a total bitch.

Love, miss_lady

Dear Mom,

I'm not sorry I killed you.


Your loving daughter,
Menace ♥