I Got Soap In My Eye

Oh fuck that, when I got chickenpox I had one inside of my urethra, I had to pee in the bathtub to not pass out from the pain.

Got it, thanks matey. I'll be sure to join in these festivities when i'm done reading.

With my three eyes...

a friend of mine accidentally used rubbing alcohol as a lubricant for her personal masturbatory needs...

imagine how horrible that had to be.

That hurt my urethra just reading it.

That wasnt that bad till I read it the second time and saw that you said "her..needs" Bet she wont make that mistake again!

I squeezed jalapenos on a taco once and then rubbed my eye, it was really, really not fun.

My brother got a huge nail right through his foot once.

Because he is an idiot.

The chicken pox and uretha thing made me go "ooooh, ooooouch"

Just like that.

While we are talking about stupid painful things we have done...
I stabbed myself with an umbrella trying to stick it in the ground.. It was one of those huge beach umbrellas with a separate pole, and then the umbrella part.. I was pushing the pole into the ground, my hands slipped, and kind of fell into it. Had to get 3 stitches, and I still have a scar on my lip.

And I've sprained my wrist sleepwalking before.

When my little brother was younger his best friends step-dad dared him into eating a whole Habenjero (sp?) pepper for a hundred bucks.

Of course, my brother being the living brain donor that he is does it and he ends up throwing it up so violently that it breaks all of the blood vessels in his eyes and face.

To top it all off the guy didn't even pay up.

Dumbass.

this was my thought. jeezus.

yeah, where's the visual aid for this thread?

Now you're just kissing up.

That wasnt soap.

You know what hurts more than soap in your eye?

A fist.

I swallowed a tack part 2 went straight to VHS.

"accidentally"

sure....


=P

Well it is called rubbing alcohol isn't it?

a picture is worth a thosand words

"Don't put salt in your eyes, don't put salt in your eyes, don't put salt in your eyes... PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES!"

My pal ate a whole raw birds-eye chile once. I thought he'd done some conjouring and palmed it, until I saw him chew and heard it crunching. I said "uh, they're pretty hot you know" and he said "really? It seems okay so far"... and then it hit him.


he he he.

whacko jacko