I Got Soap In My Eye

So I was beginnig to wash my hands...

I got the soap all wet... lathered into my hands... this is Ivory soap... the Soap The Floats!!!.....

And I rubbed my eye cause I had an ich....

with my hand all soapy....


It burned like fire.

It hurt more than when I swallowed the tack.

Why me?

How did I know this was you...

I'll get right to the Photoshop...

Oh dear, you seem to be cursed by some kind of evil higher power. Not sure who is the soap-god though.

I'll look into it and say the right prayers to make you all better.

At least you didn't manage to get a tack stuck in your eye somehow...

Man, I needed some pre-dinner entertainment.

i was all set to make a "Lain, is that you?" joke, but of course it was. You are a trip

He's not cursed, he just isn't all that bright.

You poor man. You've become the Gerald Ford of SG.

[Edited on Nov 21, 2004 by toothpickmoe]

Ah, even in the late stages of my campaign to rule the world, i am still learning.

you got pudding in my eye...the doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in my eye for 2 weeks

when youve drunken a lot of this:


and youve washed your hands with this:


to where they look like this:


and you touch that:


it sucks. not good times.

Admit it, Lain: you just do these terrible things to yourself because you love the attention. Seek counselling, young man!

dearest lain,

it's freaking ivory soap!!! just flush it with cool water, you wuss.

oh...and lay off the sake.

love libra

that's a big eye

this is a little eye

Which orifice will it be next week? I say ear; you'll want to save the ass for the encore.

[Edited on Nov 21, 2004 by BillHaverchuck]

ooo my baby butt moisturizing soap got in my eye
man up soldier

if this had been a shampooing incident id be more forgiving

I got ketchup in my eye one time. That was quite painfull.

Lain, I hear the best way to get soap out of your eye is to flush with a mixture of salt and lemon juice.

its sooo tiny..

Lain, please don't ever go away. You make me smile sometimes.

ahh, and today was quiet and boring.. all we need now is some noob to start a stupid thread it dirty talk and the day shall be complete..

ps.. Lain, you're the funniest dude on SG, props to ya..

i dont plan on it.

Lain, you need a vacation.

Lain, you need 24 hour supervision. Or a trophy. I'm not sure which would be more appropriate.