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HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME

February 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:04 AM

i feel like crap today. somebody write my shakespeare paper for me??

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom

January 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:05 AM

I can't sorry, i'm a little busy tonight. Doing... um stuff...

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

NOV 21, 2004 10:07 AM

I could try! Um, here I go:
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times."

No wait, that was Dickens...

No wait, that was a horde of monkeys under the command of Montgomery Burns...

Maybe you don't want me writing your paper after all.

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:08 AM

Sorry, but I fucking hate shakespeare.

Don't get me wrong; I'm interested in the huge amount of the english language that he invented, and I'm sure he gives lots of people a great deal of enjoyment. But I hate his plays; they were destroyed by school.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 21, 2004 10:09 AM

Shakespeare invented huge amounts of the English language? I need to go back to school.

ayurvedium

I'm lost

November 2003

NOV 21, 2004 10:12 AM

i can do it. i heart the shakespeare.

but it'll cost ye a pound of flesh.

xoxox

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:22 AM

crispy said:
Shakespeare invented huge amounts of the English language? I need to go back to school.

Okay, I worded that poorly. He invented many words which are still used. He created a lot of phrases that are still used.

Shakespeare is credited by the Oxford English Dictionary with the introduction of nearly 3,000 words into the language

http://www.wordorigins.org/histeng.htm

Many familiar words and phrases were coined or first recorded by Shakespeare, some 2,000 words and countless catch-phrases are his. Newcomers to Shakespeare are often shocked at the number of cliches contained in his plays, until they realize that he coined them and they became cliches afterwards. "One fell swoop," "vanish into thin air," and "flesh and blood" are all Shakespeare's. Words he bequeathed to the language include "critical," "leapfrog," "majestic," "dwindle," and "pedant."

JonnyJonnyH

Seattle, WA

June 2003

NOV 21, 2004 10:23 AM

crispy said:
Shakespeare invented huge amounts of the English language? I need to go back to school.

He was known to make up words from time to time. I wish I could do that and get away with it.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 21, 2004 10:26 AM

That's actually quite interesting.

My apologies for being a smartass.

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:51 AM

crispy said:
That's actually quite interesting.

My apologies for being a smartass.

Don't worry, I didn't take it that way.

McK

United Kingdom

October 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:59 AM

People say that Shakespeare had an incredibly large vocabulary, well yeah, but he made up half of it.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 21, 2004 10:59 AM

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

NOV 21, 2004 11:01 AM

crispy said:
Shakespeare invented huge amounts of the English language? I need to go back to school.

He was known to make up words from time to time. I wish I could do that and get away with it.

LOL OMG Me too. WTF?

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Saint Agatha, ME

February 2004

NOV 21, 2004 11:02 AM

McK said:
People say that Shakespeare had an incredibly large vocabulary, well yeah, but he made up half of it.

shakespeare did have an incredibly large vocabulary............. in my PANTS.

i just made a word up. i call it "ithruskitigi." it means "small, and somewhat sticky."

McK

United Kingdom

October 2004

NOV 21, 2004 11:05 AM

approachingtheta said:

shakespeare did have an incredibly large vocabulary............. in my PANTS.

i just made a word up. i call it "ithruskitigi." it means "small, and somewhat sticky."

Having a vocabulary in your pants can lead to problems with the old sperm count. You need to be careful.

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME

February 2004

NOV 21, 2004 11:07 AM

McK said:

approachingtheta said:

shakespeare did have an incredibly large vocabulary............. in my PANTS.

i just made a word up. i call it "ithruskitigi." it means "small, and somewhat sticky."

Having a vocabulary in your pants can lead to problems with the old sperm count. You need to be careful.

i don't think i need to worry about my sperm count. i'm a girl. plus, i had it tested, and both the count AND the mobility were far above average.

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

NOV 21, 2004 11:08 AM

We're talking about Bob Shakespeare that lives over on fifth st. right?

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Saint Agatha, ME

February 2004

NOV 21, 2004 11:09 AM

joshof13thfloor said:
We're talking about Bob Shakespeare that lives over on fifth st. right?

it's my god-given duty to write a paper exposing bob s. for what he truly is. a PLAYWRIGHT. he has the same last name as that guy!!!

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

NOV 21, 2004 11:10 AM

You know that game where someone writes a line, and then folds the paper over, and passes it to someone else?

That would be a great way to write your paper. What's it about, apart from just shakespeare?

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

NOV 21, 2004 11:12 AM

approachingtheta said:

joshof13thfloor said:
We're talking about Bob Shakespeare that lives over on fifth st. right?

it's my god-given duty to write a paper exposing bob s. for what he truly is. a PLAYWRIGHT. he has the same last name as that guy!!!

I don't know nothin' about no playwright or whatever the fuck you just said but if you see the bastard tell him he owes me twenty bucks.

McK

United Kingdom

October 2004

NOV 21, 2004 11:13 AM

approachingtheta said:

McK said:

approachingtheta said:

shakespeare did have an incredibly large vocabulary............. in my PANTS.

i just made a word up. i call it "ithruskitigi." it means "small, and somewhat sticky."

Having a vocabulary in your pants can lead to problems with the old sperm count. You need to be careful.

i don't think i need to worry about my sperm count. i'm a girl. plus, i had it tested, and both the count AND the mobility were far above average.

I knew replying without checking gender was going to cause me trouble on that one.

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME

February 2004

NOV 21, 2004 11:19 AM

McK said:

approachingtheta said:

McK said:

approachingtheta said:

shakespeare did have an incredibly large vocabulary............. in my PANTS.

i just made a word up. i call it "ithruskitigi." it means "small, and somewhat sticky."

Having a vocabulary in your pants can lead to problems with the old sperm count. You need to be careful.

i don't think i need to worry about my sperm count. i'm a girl. plus, i had it tested, and both the count AND the mobility were far above average.

I knew replying without checking gender was going to cause me trouble on that one.

hehe, maybe i should go back to my old profile picture: "that's right folks, approachingtheta is a GIRL"
is it because i don't have a slutty picture of myself up that people assume i'm a boy, or is it because i'm articulate?
ZING!!!

McK

United Kingdom

October 2004

NOV 21, 2004 11:25 AM

approachingtheta said:

hehe, maybe i should go back to my old profile picture: "that's right folks, approachingtheta is a GIRL"
is it because i don't have a slutty picture of myself up that people assume i'm a boy, or is it because i'm articulate?
ZING!!!

FINE. If you want me to be serious for a second, it's because a) I hadn't seen the "In my pants" thread, and b) I am British so therefore c) "Pants" to me means "Men's underwear".

Who knew making a sperm joke could cause so much trouble?

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME

February 2004

NOV 21, 2004 11:52 AM

McK said:

approachingtheta said:

hehe, maybe i should go back to my old profile picture: "that's right folks, approachingtheta is a GIRL"
is it because i don't have a slutty picture of myself up that people assume i'm a boy, or is it because i'm articulate?
ZING!!!

FINE. If you want me to be serious for a second, it's because a) I hadn't seen the "In my pants" thread, and b) I am British so therefore c) "Pants" to me means "Men's underwear".

Who knew making a sperm joke could cause so much trouble?

trouble? noooo!!! i was joking!! why does everyone always think i'm offended? why am i so misunderstood?

McK

United Kingdom

October 2004

NOV 21, 2004 01:43 PM

approachingtheta said:

McK said:

approachingtheta said:

hehe, maybe i should go back to my old profile picture: "that's right folks, approachingtheta is a GIRL"
is it because i don't have a slutty picture of myself up that people assume i'm a boy, or is it because i'm articulate?
ZING!!!

FINE. If you want me to be serious for a second, it's because a) I hadn't seen the "In my pants" thread, and b) I am British so therefore c) "Pants" to me means "Men's underwear".

Who knew making a sperm joke could cause so much trouble?

trouble? noooo!!! i was joking!! why does everyone always think i'm offended? why am i so misunderstood?

Man! I'm kidding too!

Let's just shake hands and never mention it again.

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