according to the men's room wall...

(A dialogue written in the washroom in the Elliott Building at UVic, for those in Victoria and interested):

"Stop eating with your mouths open, you fucking yuppie Victorians."
"Not all Victorians are yuppies, asshole!"
"I like eating with my mouth open!"
"You're fucking gross... asshole!"
"Yuppie."
"Go get a real job."
"Don't call us yuppies! You don't understand what it's like to be from here!"
"Close your mouth when you eat."
"Yuppie."

Yeah. I love university graffiti. Such a step up from high school...

*cough*

"I was bored. Finish Pissing."

I had a good time

i paint a pretty picture
i paint it with a twist
i paint it with a rozor blade
i paint it on my wrist
and with the pretty picture
a fountain shall appear
and with this pretty fountain
my problems disappear

not funny in the slightest but i read it about 3 years ago whilst being verrry drunk and i havent forgoten it to date..

and ask for jenny.

I dunno, would you be proud?

"Call my mom for a good time."

And she has disliked me ever since. Silly mother.