according to the men's room wall...

"sorcery is grievous vaginal times."

what glorious wisdom has the public restroom taught you?

USA OUT OF CANADA

Jack was here

That most people really lack aim?

"here I sit brokenhearted, came to shit but only farted"

no shit? really? tell him turin wants his goddamn $2!!

Don't talk about my sister like that.

"Corn?! When did I have corn?!"

no matter what you do, don't put your eye next to the hole in the stall wall...
(not written on the wall, but valuable wisdom anyway)

you're right...you weren't that much fun.

Apparently that "Westside High '84' rules."

"knock on the door at 7pm for a dick suck"

don't know what door, or who will suck your dick (if you have one--but i suppose in the men's room that would be a given) but hey give it a try... let me know how it went.

"susie came"

"Be here at 9pm Nov. 6 for a good time from Jimbo"

It was a painful experience, but it made me gush.

in the wall of my company bathroom that has since been painted over, but you can still see the black marker underneath:

"if what you desire is excitement and laughter,
then stroke your monkey until it platters..."

"ray is gay"

"bob is an asshole"

"drunk feces save your soul"

"Fred is a punk ass bich"-Tugboat Anne's, Fells Point

"hand lower turds longer than 6 inches to avoid splashback"

I am currently laughing

It could just be my picture. Laughter is a serious business

[LAUGH]

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NO MORE LIES! NO MORE BULLSHIT!

Dave was here IS GAY

[Edited on Nov 21, 2004 by Jeff_Fries]

I have a book with just shitloads of actual graffiti bits in it. This guy just went around everwhere and wrote down all the funny bits of graffiti he saw.

But it's downstairs now and i can't be bothered to go and get it. Maybe another day