I just ate Pop Rocks and drank Coke

Am I gonna die?

Yes.

Kill yourself.

paramedics are on their way.

.

it takes three hours. good luck with that.

depends on whether you are susceptible to brain damage.

Sooner or later everyone dies.

The seagulls never did.

seven days

regular or diet? this is v. important in determining your --- actually i'll just cut to the chase. what song do you want played at your funeral?

I already made that joke, zombiegirl.

[Edited on Nov 20, 2004 by alpo]

You sir, are what I like to call dumb.

I bet he's also a liar

**waits for Lain so we can bust out the tack jokes**

Got anything cool to leave in your will for me???

Cmon! Seagulls die from alka seltzer! Only cute puppies die from the pop rock evil

one can only hope

YUR DEAD

YUR DEAD

Too late.

I made it.

It was a rough night, but I survived.

This gets a ** 2star funny post of the day!