i can't find my sweater.

tubular. just specific granola shite, sweater included.
why don't you look in djskandalous's ass?

Yeah, I took it. I hid it in the Hello Kitty desk that I stole from Theta about a month ago.

you also stole djskandalous's ass from me. i still want them back.

Fuck that. You're in Cali. You know nothing of cold.

I'll give it back when I am done with it. I haven't even used it yet and already you want it back!

whoever stole it must've taken my wallet as well.



the bastard...

Hey now! It snows in certain parts of California. Brrrr!

Well, it's your own damn fault. If you people wouldn't leave all this nice shit laying around I wouldn't take it all. Geesh!

probably the same asshole who has my measuring cup.

Now that the heat's off, I finally want to say: HA It was me, Zenfish!!!!!

that might be a reasonable argument if you hadn't STOLEN it from me in the first place. but because i am nice and generous you may finish up your business with it.

Why are moths such fucking assholes?

Okay I am done with it now. You can have it back. I even washed it off with some anti-bacterial soap. No hard feelings?

They learned it from those damn sharks I tell you!!!11!!

*shakes fist*

Shake it all you want, I'm too busy measurin' shit to care.

thankies!

That sure is a good time.

You still haven't found it? Did you try down the back of the sofa? Where did you last leave it?

< /my parents >

I have your scarf too. It's getting cold here

Has no one said "you left it here last night in a fit of orgasmic ecstacy"?

Because I think that would be a nice and completely innaccurate answer.

Screw the sweater already. You look much better naked.