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johnyfive

johnyfive

Anaheim, CA
January 2005

APR 13, 2005 04:48 PM

FridgeMagnet said:

johnnyblitz said:

essenceofevil said:
How the fuck di you two fucks, fucking (pause) FUCK!?!?!?!

Well it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Rocko "Boondock Saints"



best movie ever



I'm sorry, Boodock Saints is the best movie ever?


YES

CheekyWanker

CheekyWanker

I'm lost
March 2005

APR 13, 2005 06:59 PM

I am the foot fucking master. pulp fiction

And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink. american beauty

oh yeah i almost forgot, "Sometimes you just gotta say, fuckit"

[Edited on Apr 14, 2005 by CheekyWanker]

SmoothJuggalo

SmoothJuggalo

Milwaukee, WI
August 2003

APR 19, 2005 04:03 PM

I think i'll build her a cake- Pedro

SmoothJuggalo

SmoothJuggalo

Milwaukee, WI
August 2003

APR 19, 2005 04:06 PM

"I wanna play the field...... of dicks"
"EWW"

Glauren and Ryan from Haggard

aksiokersa

aksiokersa

I'm lost
October 2004

APR 19, 2005 04:14 PM

"Where all the white women at?"
Blazing Saddles

"Let me 'splain. No. There is too much."
Princess Bride

"...you wanna get in on this?"
Breakfast Club

EVERY LINE from PHILADELPHIA STORY

samlonghorn

samlonghorn

United Kingdom
April 2005

APR 19, 2005 04:27 PM


Marty: They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

Gross Pointe Blank

fragment

fragment

Portland, OR
December 2004

APR 19, 2005 05:02 PM

"I caught you a delicious bass." -- Napoleon Dynomite

"The last time that I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940. She said she was going out to get a bottle of wine. Two hours later, the Germans marched into France." -- Murder By Death

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." -- Dr Strangelove

"A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man." -- O Brother Where Art Thou

elkaen

elkaen

Gardnerville, NV
March 2005

APR 19, 2005 06:35 PM

Sable said:
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live..." - from HP

"I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite." - from Elf

God, I'm such a dork.


Elf rocks!! I too do not run from the fact I am a dork. My daughter (4) repeats the line "Is there sugar in syrup? Then yes!" on a daily basis.

girl_afraid

girl_afraid

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

APR 19, 2005 06:43 PM

crazypills said:
"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" - Scarface



yesssssss!


"i saved latin. what'd you ever do?"---rushmore.
"im taking a remidial high school art class for fuck ups and retards."---ghostworld

Mthrsuperior

Mthrsuperior

Victoria, BC
November 2002

APR 19, 2005 06:48 PM

"Never underestimate the power of denial"

sdkid

sdkid

Redlands, CA
March 2005

APR 19, 2005 07:06 PM

VivaDeath said:
Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.




dude, what movie is this from? i remember laghing my ass off when i heard this but i cant remember where its from.

xXcalypsoXx

xXcalypsoXx

San Pedro, CA
April 2005

APR 19, 2005 07:14 PM

"Im not a super hero, Im a latter day saint!" Orgazmo

JonnysGhost

JonnysGhost

Hartford, CT
February 2005

APR 19, 2005 07:18 PM

"hell yeah motha fucka, i'll eat anything... the pussy, the butt... i'll eat any motha-fuckin-thang!" Samuel L. Jackson, "True Romance"

darwinsjoke

darwinsjoke

Virginia Beach, VA
July 2003

APR 19, 2005 07:24 PM

sdkid said:

VivaDeath said:
Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.




dude, what movie is this from? i remember laghing my ass off when i heard this but i cant remember where its from.


heartbreak ridge.

sdkid

sdkid

Redlands, CA
March 2005

APR 19, 2005 07:30 PM

darwinsjoke said:

sdkid said:

VivaDeath said:
Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.




dude, what movie is this from? i remember laghing my ass off when i heard this but i cant remember where its from.


heartbreak ridge.



what? ive never even saw the whole movie, i guess i have a bad memory but i thought it was from something else. well its still the funniest shit ever.

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

APR 19, 2005 09:22 PM

"You're an ugly, fat retard and you'll always be Goon. So fuck you."

besides my obvious choice of "Did you see a sign that said Dead Nigger Storage on my front lawn?" I never got over the shock of that.

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

APR 19, 2005 09:22 PM

since this was a double post i'll jsut edit to say also, all of Nick Cave's lines in Ghosts of the Civil Dead which I won't repeat here (indecent).

[Edited on Apr 19, 2005 by GitsieQueen]

Mandelbaum

Mandelbaum

Moose Factory, ON
October 2003

APR 19, 2005 09:34 PM

"Where's the fucking money Lebowski?"

They pull his head out of the toilet.

"Uhh, it's down there somewhere lt me take another look."

zenosdog

zenosdog

Bloomfield, NJ
February 2003

APR 19, 2005 09:34 PM

Did he just say making fuck?

OR

OOOOOOOO! Navy Seals!

sdkid

sdkid

Redlands, CA
March 2005

APR 19, 2005 11:20 PM

darwinsjoke said:

sdkid said:

VivaDeath said:
Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.




dude, what movie is this from? i remember laghing my ass off when i heard this but i cant remember where its from.


heartbreak ridge.




hey i just remembered! its not HeartBreak Ridge, Harvey Keitel says it in pulp fiction when he's with jules and vincent vega.

sicpowered

sicpowered

Sonoma, CA
October 2003

APR 19, 2005 11:37 PM

shut that cunt's mouth before i come over there and fuck start her head.

filmnoir1

filmnoir1

Los Angeles, CA
April 2004

APR 24, 2005 02:13 PM

"Here's your head, what's your hurry?" --

"Match me, Sidney"

(to Waiter) "Stop tinkering, pal. That horshradish won't jump a fence"

"My right hand hasn't seen my left hand for thirty years"

The Always Quoteable J.J.Hunsecker
(via screenwriter Ernest Lehman)
SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS
ooo aaa

AkiraLi

AkiraLi

Philadelphia, PA
March 2003

APR 24, 2005 02:27 PM

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

And

You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm
edit cause I took for granted everyone would know these were from Snatch

[Edited on Apr 24, 2005 by Akira]

Malloc01

Malloc01

Cleveland, OH
November 2004

APR 24, 2005 04:09 PM

"stop looking at me you got the bug eyes" - ghostbusters

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