Best Movie Quote

YES

I am the foot fucking master. pulp fiction

And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink. american beauty

oh yeah i almost forgot, "Sometimes you just gotta say, fuckit"

[Edited on Apr 14, 2005 by CheekyWanker]

I think i'll build her a cake- Pedro

"I wanna play the field...... of dicks"
"EWW"

Glauren and Ryan from Haggard

"Where all the white women at?"
Blazing Saddles

"Let me 'splain. No. There is too much."
Princess Bride

"...you wanna get in on this?"
Breakfast Club

EVERY LINE from PHILADELPHIA STORY

Marty: They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

Gross Pointe Blank

"I caught you a delicious bass." -- Napoleon Dynomite

"The last time that I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940. She said she was going out to get a bottle of wine. Two hours later, the Germans marched into France." -- Murder By Death

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." -- Dr Strangelove

"A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man." -- O Brother Where Art Thou

Elf rocks!! I too do not run from the fact I am a dork. My daughter (4) repeats the line "Is there sugar in syrup? Then yes!" on a daily basis.

yesssssss!


"i saved latin. what'd you ever do?"---rushmore.
"im taking a remidial high school art class for fuck ups and retards."---ghostworld

"Never underestimate the power of denial"

dude, what movie is this from? i remember laghing my ass off when i heard this but i cant remember where its from.

"Im not a super hero, Im a latter day saint!" Orgazmo

"hell yeah motha fucka, i'll eat anything... the pussy, the butt... i'll eat any motha-fuckin-thang!" Samuel L. Jackson, "True Romance"

heartbreak ridge.

what? ive never even saw the whole movie, i guess i have a bad memory but i thought it was from something else. well its still the funniest shit ever.

"You're an ugly, fat retard and you'll always be Goon. So fuck you."

besides my obvious choice of "Did you see a sign that said Dead Nigger Storage on my front lawn?" I never got over the shock of that.

since this was a double post i'll jsut edit to say also, all of Nick Cave's lines in Ghosts of the Civil Dead which I won't repeat here (indecent).

[Edited on Apr 19, 2005 by GitsieQueen]

"Where's the fucking money Lebowski?"

They pull his head out of the toilet.

"Uhh, it's down there somewhere lt me take another look."

Did he just say making fuck?

OR

OOOOOOOO! Navy Seals!

hey i just remembered! its not HeartBreak Ridge, Harvey Keitel says it in pulp fiction when he's with jules and vincent vega.

shut that cunt's mouth before i come over there and fuck start her head.

"Here's your head, what's your hurry?" --

"Match me, Sidney"

(to Waiter) "Stop tinkering, pal. That horshradish won't jump a fence"

"My right hand hasn't seen my left hand for thirty years"

The Always Quoteable J.J.Hunsecker
(via screenwriter Ernest Lehman)
SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

And

You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm
edit cause I took for granted everyone would know these were from Snatch

[Edited on Apr 24, 2005 by Akira]

"stop looking at me you got the bug eyes" - ghostbusters