NEWS: Evils of Gender Swapping Exposed by Rural Texas Parent

Welcome to the ever increasingly sensitive christian america! Keep your hands and feet away from the edges. Free bibles are on your left, and please throw your son's dresses in the bin on the right labeled "burn me". Holy water is available upon request to rid your children of any evil homosexual agenda and bible studies are every day at 10, 12, 5, and 8.

I geuss it's true that only steers and queers come from Texas.

Right on!! People have got sticks shoved waaaaay too far up their asses these days. I forget where in the bible it said, "Thou shalt have no fun."

Fucking Jeso-fascists need to be stopped.

Is anyone else disturbed that people like this are allowed to breed freely?

and they insist on it too!!!

From the new eminem album...

Now in the bible it says
thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed
have homosexual sex
unless of course you were given the consent to join in
then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex
which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions
either before, during, or after performing the act of that which
is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases
that are more used by today kids
in a more derogatory way
but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
let ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre (what up?)
I got a question if i may (yea)
is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)
and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)
but but i aint done yet
in football a quarterback yells out hut hut
while he reaches in another grown man's ass
grabs on his nuts, but just what if
it was never meant, it was just an accident
but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
and I don't need to go into any more details
but what if he pictured it as a female's butt
is that gay? I just need to clear things up
til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...
Cause i aint got no legs

Nope, that one's excusively for Catholic Priests. Oh, and Michael Jackson.

Might there not have been a hint of irony in the school's decision to switch from an allegedly "homosexual agenda" theme to an insipid gung-ho-heterosexual-mom-and-apple-pie theme?? There may yet be hope for the sense of humor of high school administrators...

Er. They prolly just couldn't think of anything better on short notice. I'd've gone with the "aborted fetus day" homecoming theme. A classic.

Those damn gay's again, Always stiring up trouble with their "agenda's". I walked into what I thought was a gay club the other day, but there was no music or dancing, they were just sitting around planning world domination. I swear it. I'm pretty sure I saw the AlQuida there too.

I can't beleive that the gender switching thing caused such a big rucus. All the pictures I've seen of Jesus he was wearing a dress.... or a loin cloth.... and I'm not a religious man but I'm pretty sure he didn't come out of the closet anywhere in the bible.

Let's start sneaking down there and putting gay in the water supply.

Why is it only when guys dress as girls that it is being pushed as being wrong?


[Edited on Nov 18, 2004 by wottan]

Aaaaarrrrgggghhh! *tears hair out*

Good goddamn, I am so fucking sick of hearing about "The Homosexual Agenda!" The other day on my break from my shitty mall job, I decided to go down to the food court to read. Anyway, there were these two nutjob Christians at the next table talking very loudly about "The Homosexual Agenda", and how gay people are actively trying to recruit children into their "lifestye", and how there is no scientific proof that homosexuality is a legitimate sexual identity and really they're all just a bunch of perverts who can't control themselves. Jesuse H. Christ! I had to go hide down at Starbucks to keep myself from punching them both.
/rant

Thank you for your time.

Ohhh that's their theory?! hahaha

It's amazing how close minded people are. Someone posted about a book a while back on here called "Why people believe weird things." I went out and bought it, and it's exactly about this kind of mentality. Small minded people too blinded by their own beliefs to look at the whole picture. Unfortunately alot of people tend to only take facts about an issue that will support their stance on an issue and not have and open mind to things. But hey... they did elect Bush again. I guess they'll keep gays on the run for another 4 years.

I can't comprehend what effect they think gay people are going to have on them anyway.

I know! I have yet to hear a coherant explanation as to how allowing gay folk to get married is a "threat" to heterosexual marriage and families.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So the guys never thought aboot wearing cammy skirts. Come on you up and coming rebels what were you thinking. You gotta find a way to stick it to the man... or woman depending on wether or not they crossdress.

Seriously WHAT THE FUCK. So, I am outwardlly pretty un-American, can I bitch and moan and say that they're trying to push a Facist agenda?
I'll take stilettos over boots anyday.

*edited to add
I just thought about it, won't the girls still kinda be cross dressing, it seems this bitch (she is) has her own agenda, a sexy . . . oh I mean sexist, agenda.

[Edited on Nov 18, 2004 4:19PM]

...and where, ironically, our last two governors have been massive dildoes.

No, female soldiers wear pretty much the same thing as men do don't they?

Remember, being around gay people makes you gay, just like being around straight people makes you straight. Just ask your parents...

No...you just forgot to suck a dick while in the dress...I wore a dress once but didn't suck a dick, I didn't catch it either...

Camo day...Columbine day...shoot up the school day... I'd feel safer if they stuck with dressing in drag...

edit - "they" being the kids, not "them people" like I'm Ross Perot or something...

[Edited on Nov 18, 2004 by ccfoo]

It's bad enough that they still let young ladies wear trousers.

the camo day is just to get them ready for when they get drafted in a couple of years.

WOW. This post has opened my eyes.

ALL SCOTSMEN ARE FUCKING FAIRIES. Kilts must be exterminated before those baby-rapin' bunny-killin', haggis-eatin' Scotch faggots spread the Homogenda to the English and the Irish.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S AN ENGLISH MAN WHO'S FAMOUS FOR DRESSING AS A WOMAN! OH GOD! It's already spread!
QUICKLY, LET'S DEPORT ALL THOSE OF SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH DESCENT FROM AMERICA BEFORE THOSE COMMUNIST FAGGOTS TURN OUR CHILDREN INTO IMMORAL, ATHIEST SOCIALISTS!

Oh noes- let's get rid of that troublesome Mathematics! The greeks cooked it up- and lord knows they worshipped eighty ba jillion "gods" and frequently had homo sex! Argh, it's everywhere!

mahahaha.

[Edited on Nov 21, 2004 by sickmachine]