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JonnyBleugenes

jonnybleugenes

Vatican City
October 2004

NOV 21, 2004 08:26 AM

"you're a tool" or "that guy's such a tool" or just "tool!"... any use of the word "tool" other than it's conventional use by a tradesman or when speaking of the band, makes the user of the word a "tool" themselves thereby labeling them hypocrite as well.

i hereby decree this statement a truth.

JonnyBleugenes

jonnybleugenes

Vatican City
October 2004

NOV 21, 2004 08:26 AM

"you're a tool" or "that guy's such a tool" or just "tool!"... any use of the word "tool" other than it's conventional use by a tradesman or when speaking of the band, makes the user of the word a "tool" themselves thereby labeling them hypocrite as well.

i hereby decree this statement a truth.

*repeated for good measure.

[Edited on Nov 21, 2004 by JonnyBleugenes]

Cairo

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

NOV 21, 2004 08:55 AM

I hate to be called "shorty". It's not cute, it's not endearing....it's shit. I'm nobody's shorty.

I hate it when people use the letter "K" in words that require a "C". My bf does this all the time online becuase his own name begins with a K. Like "kool". I fucking HATE that word.

"Sup" only annoys me in cyberspace. I don't mind it in real life, but when it's the first thing someone says to me online, it makes me want to maim kittens.

I say "It's all good" if someone bumps into me and apologizes or something like that....never to dismiss someone else's hardships, especially if they were sick in a hospital. That seems retarded. surreal

I quote Futurama all the time, but because it cracks me up. I say random things from the show all the time and just start laughing, and my bf stares at me because it seemingly came out of nowhere.

Example? Say we'll be talking about basketball....then I'll just break out with "Enough about your promiscous mother!!" and burst into hysterical laughter.

Meanwhile my boy just stares until I compose myself, and explain that basketball made me think of the Globetrotters, which made me think of that Futurama episode from which that quote came from.

I watch WAY too much Futurama. biggrin

parks

parks

I'm lost
October 2004

NOV 21, 2004 09:54 AM

"like whoa"

my boss says it all the time, it makes me sad

[Edited on Nov 21, 2004 by parks]

_MrE_

_MrE_

Santa Cruz, CA
July 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:03 AM

life_returns said:
The kids in nothern california are weirdos and say hella a lot. It bugs me to no end.



Ive been here (NorCal) a month, and Ive heard "hella" so much that I actually said it in conversation once. I stopped mid conversation and corrected myself.

thelastbeliever

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom
January 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:10 AM

What the hell is a "shorty" anyway? This poor little English bloke knows nothing ... frown

I hate it when people say "Know what i mean?" after EVERY FUCKING SENTANCE!!

YES! i do know what you mean. If i didn't know i wouldn't be nodding my head and saying yes. Nor would i be contributing anything to the conversation. That annoys me so much.

68stretch

68stretch

Portland, OR
March 2003

NOV 21, 2004 10:23 AM

offically, as in "This party is officially started", or, "This country is offically fucked." Is there some kind of committee that makes these official decisions?

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:24 AM

I would say the combination of the word "overused"w with the word "phrase."



(aint I a stinker ooo aaa )
Seriously, when people say "for all intensive purposes" When they mean "for all intents and purposes" Which is the actual phrase that makes sense. What the fuck is an "Intensive" purpose????

Damn, people are dum!

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:24 AM

Se above: yes, I purposely left of the "b."

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:25 AM

See above. I left off the "e," but that was unintentional.

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:26 AM

Two above: add an "f" to of.

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:31 AM

Oh, wait, now I see the Edit button.... whatever

HelloCentral

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME
February 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:35 AM

"buckle down" - "you've got to buckle down and do your homework."

"touch base" - just kill me now.

"w00t" - what the HELL is a w00t?? does ANYone know?

"wow. just wow." or anything else used in an attempt to look/sound more intelligent than someone else. i'm more intelligent than some people, and if i feel one of them has said something i don't respect intellectually... i go look at something else.

"your paper's due tomorrow, aren't you going to start it?" - i'll start it when i buttfucking feel like it. thanks.

anything used in an attempt to sound cute. if you're cute, you're cute.

"that's cool" - i really need to stop using the word "cool." it annoys me to nooo end.

"my swiffer sweep 'n' vac!" - someone shut that cunt up, please.

"thank you." or anything used to be polite. politeness is overrated. if i appreciate something, i'll express it in my own way. not with a store-bought generic card with my signature at the bottom.

"..... is overrated." whoops.

"now i can die happy." - i think if i had a gun to your head you would stop being happy pretty fast.

on the other hand, "teh" and "hella" are just getting funnier and funnier with each use. i'm a firm believer in using a phrase only when it becomes 'not cool' to do so. and then using it as often as humanly possible. it is teh roxor. or whatever the hell that one word is i keep seeing everywhere.
if you do this, you'll see what i mean. then i won't have to ask you if you do.
go through a whole day using the word "hella" in almost every sentence you say, and see if it doesn't start to become hilarious.

do whatever YOU think is funny or 'cool.' not what you think other people think is funny/cool. then suddenly you'll see that one of two things will happen. either you will become the new 'cool,' or you won't care.
possibly both.
personally, i've seen only the latter. but i love being lame. ARRR!!!

HelloCentral

HelloCentral

Saint Agatha, ME
February 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:36 AM

oh yeah, and "i could care less."

oh, you could? that's good, i guess. why are you telling me?
don't you mean "couldn't"??

Manko

Manko

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

NOV 21, 2004 10:40 AM

"hot, hawt, hottie" seriously get on my nerves. I must say it irritates me when I'm told I'm hot, by which they imply that I make them hot, but literally it means it's me who's creamin ma pants and nurturing a boner, which is quite nobody's business.

I detest it profoundly when people misspell "gorgeous".

Mythicus

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ
May 2004

NOV 21, 2004 10:55 AM

parks said:
"like whoa"

my boss says it all the time, it makes me sad

[Edited on Nov 21, 2004 by parks]



i think we know who's really to blame for that.



[Edited on Nov 21, 2004 by Mythony]

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