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artchick

artchick

United Kingdom
August 2003

NOV 15, 2004 11:49 PM

Beavers in Greensburg, Louisiana, have taken to making their dams out of stolen money.

Beavers found a bag of bills stolen from a casino, tore it open and wove the money into the sticks and brush of their dam on a creek near Baton Rouge.

The money was part of at least $70,000 taken last week from the Lucky Dollar Casino in Greensburg, about 30 miles northeast of Baton Rouge.


The casino was thrilled to get their dam money back, "even if some of it was wet."

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

NOV 16, 2004 02:10 AM

That's dam funny.

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

NOV 16, 2004 02:11 AM

That's the dammedess thing I've ever heard.

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

NOV 16, 2004 02:12 AM

Dammed beavers, always stealing other peoples money.

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 16, 2004 02:13 AM

Best thread title pun of the week.

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

NOV 16, 2004 02:14 AM

Thistle said:
Best thread title pun of the week.


I'll be dammed if it's not the best I've read all month.

Jimbo

Jimbo

Austin, TX
August 2003

NOV 16, 2004 03:41 AM

thats the best dam use for money i ever saw! surreal

I_Poop_Too_Much

I_Poop_Too_Much

I'm lost
February 2004

NOV 16, 2004 05:26 AM

Only in 'Leesiana.

hermetica

hermetica

Cook Islands
January 2004

NOV 16, 2004 06:04 AM

Trying to avoid the 'beaver for cash' joke floating around in my brain... biggrin

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 16, 2004 06:31 AM

I often throw away my hard earned loot to the beavers. I'm in it for the rush, man.

Hussein

Hussein

I'm lost
March 2004

NOV 16, 2004 07:46 AM

there's another thing in there about "buck teeth," but i can't make it work.

Vampirate

Vampirate

Durham, NC
October 2004

NOV 16, 2004 08:14 AM

Idjiit said:
I often throw away my hard earned loot to the beavers.


Yeah, me, too, but they usually get pissed when I refer to them as just "beavers."

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 16, 2004 08:29 AM

StackedUpXXII said:

Idjiit said:
I often throw away my hard earned loot to the beavers.


Yeah, me, too, but they usually get pissed when I refer to them as just "beavers."



shocked wink

ImaginaryRobot

ImaginaryRobot

Miami, FL
November 2004

NOV 16, 2004 09:01 AM

"Anybody have any dam questions?"

"Yeah... Where can I get some dam bait?"

Gotta love Vegas Vacation!

[Edited on Nov 16, 2004 by oceanmajk]

KaraLynn

KaraLynn

Beverly Hills, CA
April 2004

NOV 16, 2004 10:18 AM

That is awesome. Why can't I get lucky and find a bag of 70,000 floating by my house?

KaraLynn

KaraLynn

Beverly Hills, CA
April 2004

NOV 16, 2004 10:18 AM

And dang why couldn't there be a pic?

Isadora

Isadora

SUICIDEGIRL

Virginia, USA

NOV 16, 2004 05:46 PM

heh, heh.. beavers.

biggrin