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Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

NOV 15, 2004 03:30 PM

201 articles and 27 registered users, i'm suprised and disturbed. surreal

ItwasDuke

ItwasDuke

New York, NY
March 2004

NOV 15, 2004 03:30 PM

Food Fight

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

NOV 15, 2004 03:32 PM

wtf'ingfuck

Mayara

Mayara

Tulsa, OK
December 2003

NOV 15, 2004 03:32 PM

lolol

Great link. surreal

cthav

cthav

USA
August 2004

NOV 15, 2004 03:34 PM

Raoul_Duke said:
Food Fight



DUCK!

cthav

cthav

USA
August 2004

NOV 15, 2004 03:35 PM

OH AWESOME! The site just got even better!

Alternatives to Human Semen
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=12


"Alright, so we all have our own favorite subsitutes for cum when cooking. We'll discuss those later. For the time being, I'd like to talk about the idea of using animal semen instead of egg whites or whatever the heck you all use.
It's fairly easy to get ahold of and seems to be pretty cheap.

I've done some research and found a really cool website called Superior Semen Works.

They only sell goat semen, but they have an easily accessible catalog that even has pictures of the donor animals. I think it's a great idea and am remaining hopeful. I've sent off an email with a bunch of questions and hopefully I'll hear back from them soon. I'll post whatever information I get!"

tomahto

tomahto

San Bruno, CA
June 2003

NOV 15, 2004 03:42 PM

jesus fuck.

Speedphreak

SpeedPHreak

Climax, MI
February 2004

NOV 15, 2004 03:56 PM

Blech!

present

present

Morris, IL
November 2004

NOV 15, 2004 04:40 PM

Er ummm, er umm, umm, Er, ummm. I have no clue what to even say about that, its Interesting, Gross, and a bit to wild for my taste. Most of the recipies seem to have it as a flavor addition never as a mainpoint of the dish you must have to cook with it. Looks very Legit, erm, ummm umm, er. puke

Soldatka

Soldatka

Germany
May 2004

NOV 15, 2004 05:02 PM

Would goat semen be as goaty and disgusting as goat yoghurt?

I think I'll stick to Homepride Cook-In Sauce next time I need recipe inspiration puke

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 15, 2004 05:05 PM

I hear rickets is pretty knowledgeable on this topic - so if you need any tips, let him know.

trent_lacoye

trent_lacoye

Pittsburgh, PA
September 2004

NOV 15, 2004 05:06 PM

HFS! They can't be serious.



Tartar sauce with a nice gloppy shot of semen mixed in is GREAT with calamari. Enjoy



As if tartar sauce and calamari weren't bad enough...

.. i just lifted this from that site:



that's rich.

[Edited on Nov 15, 2004 by BooMan]

Mallory

Mallory

SUICIDEGIRL

Connecticut, USA

NOV 15, 2004 05:13 PM

uh... no

MetaTag

MetaTag

United Kingdom
September 2002

NOV 15, 2004 05:51 PM

Has anyone tried sharon fruit. That really does smell like a hand full of gloop.

artiekgb

artiekgb

Eagleville, PA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 15, 2004 06:43 PM

Im not above the ocasional snow ball, but I draw the line at keeping a cumbag in my freezer.

TheDishwasher

TheDishwasher

Frederick, MD
July 2004

NOV 15, 2004 07:01 PM

im all sorts of weirded out at this point puke surreal

ItwasDuke

ItwasDuke

New York, NY
March 2004

NOV 15, 2004 08:22 PM

"Cooking with Cum"
-The Bill O'Reilly CookBook

Ch1) Falafels...

MetaTag

MetaTag

United Kingdom
September 2002

NOV 16, 2004 06:04 AM

The lovely girl who moved in next door
knocked on my door
I'm sorry to trouble you
but I'm all out of cum
Could I borrow a cup full?

I said with wide eyes
the best I can do is a spoonful
Will that do?

[Edited on Nov 16, 2004 by MetaTag]

swingkitten

swingkitten

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

NOV 16, 2004 06:18 AM

AAA! AAAAAAAA! I do not like the consistency of thawed semen. I can tell you that just by looking at that damned picture.

My stomach already wasn't feeling very well.
I'm stupid. I need to censor what I read at hungover-six-in-the-morning.

Fucking AUGH!

FleurDeGuerre

FleurDeGuerre

United Kingdom
August 2004

NOV 16, 2004 06:50 AM

I'm loving how, since this topic started they've had their record number of visitors, at like 250 on Monday! I bet they wondered what the hell was going on "Oh wow, there are so many people like us, who like to COOK WITH THEIR OWN (OR SOMEBODY ELSES) CUM! puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke

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