My belly is magical

I swear, if you knew how much I eat you'd agree. Perfect example: I just bought 15 roast beef sandwiches from Arbys... cause they had a sale, shut up! Anyway, I'm down to 9 already and this is after I are a decent dinner and big lunch, and I'm still hungry. This wouldn't be a big deal but I only weigh like 145 and I'm over 6 feet tall. This is my normal diet. I don't eat like this one day then only have a cracker the next. I eat like a fuckin tiger... not in the sense that I chase and hunt my own food and eat it raw in a tree or anything, just in how much of it I eat. I think my belly is somehow linked to someone else in a starving third world country, and whatever I eat effects them, and whatever they eat effects me... kind of like Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers.

It's the only logical explanation!

[Edited on Nov 14, 2004 by pr0ject605]

i know what you mean. i can put away an obscene amount of junk food and i don't ever grow an inch (horizontally)

Well, it's not just junk food, it's any food. I eat it and it and eat it and it disappears.

Ah, gluttony!

Where does it all go?

Are you taking enormous tiger dumps as well?

i have eaten an entire pizza all by my lil self.

You are blessed with a very high metabolism.

You are my arch-nemesis.

What would I do with enormous tiger dumps?

Or, you mean do I make them myself? Ohhh... well that question makes more sense, but no. Which makes it all the weirder.

Food checks in, but it don't check out.

must be the parasites

I have the same problem...I eat at least three times a day, and my meals will usually feed a family of four. I also drink about 1-2 gallons of water a day. I kinda forgot to eat one day about a week ago, and I lost 6 pounds. Now I cant gain the weight back no matter what i eat. My pants dont fit and its startin to piss me off.

As for james88's comment.. thats the weird thing, I dont know where it goes I should spend half my day in the bathroom, but I usually have to pee 1-2 times a day and #2 only happens once every 2-3 days.

or, if what you say about the whole thing with being linked to some starving kid, well, there's probably a poor child in Ethiopia with the shits thanks to your Arby's binge

Yeah I went to get that checked, but the doctor said my tape worm was in perfect health.

Trust me, it's not all that great. It's annoying knowing the only group of girls I'll ever be consistantly attractive to is goth girls who like tall skinny guys. It really limits one's dating options. Plus, I'm sick of people assuming just because I'm skinny that I'm healthy. I just admitted I are 6, now SEVEN roast beef sammiches. Does that sound healthy?

But, what is this... mo-tab-ill-is-mmm you speak of? That black magic voodoo talk has nothing to do with it! I've got a magic belly.

Oh dude I pee all day long... it almost never stops, but that's because I drink about 12 gallons of tea a day. But yeah, I don't know where it all goes! Just poof... gone.


k maybe 12 is a bit of a stretch... but still it's a hell of a lot. At least 2 I'd say honestly.

[Edited on Nov 14, 2004 by pr0ject605]

I need to call Sally Struthers and find my poor brother.

Well the tea is probably stimulating your metabolism a bit I would suspect

But the question remains... where does it go?

I think I would have to be starving in a third world country before I would eat at Arby's.

arby's is DELICIOUS

Arby's is bland and over priced, but thats not the point.

Arby's 5 roast beef for $5.95... that's why I stocked up

that sandwich with the chicken and bacon and cheese, with the honey mustard

hot damn

holla back

be clear, it's heavy

just fro the record tigers only eat once a week. twice sometimes if they're fat asses.

allow me to direct your attention this way:
Skinny Boys Group
apparently there is a vast number of us in love with the skinny boy look

but having once been on the excessively skinny side i understand the health issues. I am now about 5'6" 130 lbs and considered rather big for my family. They all have very high colesterol. Skinny doesnt equal healthy.
where does it all go?? perhaps to clog your arteries before you hit middle age??
on the other hand starving isnt much of an option either
ahh yes, the never ending conflict of a skinny person

I knew someone was gonna get me on a technicality on that comment... I need to do research before I start a thread around here.

wow, thankies. I never even knew that group existed.

it's like... home......