stogies

Well, I'm enjoying my after breakfast cigar and I think it would be great if the GIRLS would post pics of they sessy selves smoking cigars!! I don't know what it is, but that would be so hot and groovy!!! Maybe it's just knowing that the ladies are enjoying the flavor and aroma of fine hand rolled tobacco?

If no pics, maybe the GIRLS can talk about how much they like to smoke them. How they enjoy the tasting and puffing. Do they like long thin panetallas, or maybe a short fat robusto? Churchills anyone????

I'll be here all day.

I like cigarillos I used to smoke like 50 a day, I think cigars are nicer tasting and smelling than cigarettes.

Yo, Dudes!!!! This is for the LAY-DEES (get me, now scram or you'll queer the deal...)


So, LADIES, do you like to keep it in your mouth, or do you take it out a lot? You know, stuff like that?

Let me translate that for you guys.

"Girls never talk to me in real life, because other guys are more interesting. I was hoping that if I made a thread on the boards here, that maybe some females would pay some attention to me. If other guys, with more entertaining things to say, start hanging around, I am going to get ignored, jus tlike I did in highschool.
Please stay out, this is my last chance at female interaction."

Well, he is a gnome ... give him a break!! Sheesh.

look into my eye's, you are now able to come up with better conversational lines than EVER before

[Edited on Nov 14, 2004 by RideTimeless]

I thought the whole thread was a cry for attention from the laydeez, but I would have stayed out of it if not for his second comment. I mean c'mon people.

Here ya go.

Hey LAYDEES!

Haven't had one of these in awhile.

cigars look like turds

turds that give you cancer of the head

do you realy want turd cancer..?

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT!!!!!





"AOOOOGGGAAAA!!!!!"

Maybe this should be in dirty talk?

Cigars are revolting.


Funny story. Once, in my old bar, some guy lights up his giant, brown penis surrogate, stinking up the whole place and drawing complaints from the other, more civilized patrons. So I go up to him and very politely inform him that we do not allow cigars in the bar, as they irritate the majority of our customers. His girlfriend gets unbelievably pissy with me, but he puts it out. On the way out, said pissy bitch deposits the filthy remains of said penis surrogate on the bar, directly in front of me, and they walk out. I pick up the filthy remains and follow them out, inquiring as to what, specifically, her fucking problem is. She lets loose some ridiculous barrage of "I paid 20 bucks for that cigar, blah blah blah, you should have a sign, blah blah blah." Well, being the super awesome guy that I am, I tell her not to come back, and deftly slide the large stogie directly into her cleavage, telling her to take it away with her.

Naturally, she was rather miffed, and, as I turned to walk away, she hurled the cigar butt at my head. BUT, our wonderful professional boxer door man, with those lightning fast hands, slapped it mid-air, right back at her. I love this man.


So, yeah, cigars are revolting. So are most people that smoke them.

From the "You bet you Life" with Groucho Marx:

GROUCHO: "Why do you have so many children? That's a big responsibility and a big burden."

MRS. STORY: "Well, because I love my children and I think that's our purpose here on Earth, and I love my husband."

GROUCHO: "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

Maybe not!

My friend and I smoke cigars sometimes and guys actually stop and stare. I just don't see what the big deal is.
I always forget and inhale them like a cigarette and I wind up getting sick.
Sorry no pics...yet.

Are you sure that cigar, is just a cigar?