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pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 14, 2004 08:39 AM

Well, I'm enjoying my after breakfast cigar and I think it would be great if the GIRLS would post pics of they sessy selves smoking cigars!! I don't know what it is, but that would be so hot and groovy!!! Maybe it's just knowing that the ladies are enjoying the flavor and aroma of fine hand rolled tobacco?

If no pics, maybe the GIRLS can talk about how much they like to smoke them. How they enjoy the tasting and puffing. Do they like long thin panetallas, or maybe a short fat robusto? Churchills anyone????

I'll be here all day.

shocked

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

NOV 14, 2004 08:45 AM

germ13

germ13

United Kingdom
September 2003

NOV 14, 2004 09:04 AM

I like cigarillos I used to smoke like 50 a day, I think cigars are nicer tasting and smelling than cigarettes.

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 14, 2004 09:06 AM

Yo, Dudes!!!! This is for the LAY-DEES (get me, now scram or you'll queer the deal...)


So, LADIES, do you like to keep it in your mouth, or do you take it out a lot? You know, stuff like that?

germ13

germ13

United Kingdom
September 2003

NOV 14, 2004 09:42 AM

pmonkey said:
Yo, Dudes!!!! This is for the LAY-DEES (get me, now scram or you'll queer the deal...)


blackeyed

artiekgb

artiekgb

Eagleville, PA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 14, 2004 09:48 AM

pmonkey said:
Yo, Dudes!!!! This is for the LAY-DEES (get me, now scram or you'll queer the deal...)


So, LADIES, do you like to keep it in your mouth, or do you take it out a lot? You know, stuff like that?



Let me translate that for you guys.

"Girls never talk to me in real life, because other guys are more interesting. I was hoping that if I made a thread on the boards here, that maybe some females would pay some attention to me. If other guys, with more entertaining things to say, start hanging around, I am going to get ignored, jus tlike I did in highschool.
Please stay out, this is my last chance at female interaction."

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 14, 2004 09:51 AM

Well, he is a gnome ... give him a break!! Sheesh.

RideTimeless

RideTimeless

United Kingdom
October 2004

NOV 14, 2004 09:53 AM


look into my eye's, you are now able to come up with better conversational lines than EVER before

[Edited on Nov 14, 2004 by RideTimeless]

artiekgb

artiekgb

Eagleville, PA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 14, 2004 09:54 AM

I thought the whole thread was a cry for attention from the laydeez, but I would have stayed out of it if not for his second comment. I mean c'mon people.

PERHAPSEVIL

PERHAPSEVIL

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

NOV 14, 2004 09:59 AM

Here ya go.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 14, 2004 10:03 AM

Hey LAYDEES!

Haven't had one of these in awhile.

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

NOV 14, 2004 10:04 AM

cigars look like turds

turds that give you cancer of the head

do you realy want turd cancer..?

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 14, 2004 10:18 AM

PERHAPSEVIL said:
Here ya go.




NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT!!!!! eeek biggrin shocked


kiss


"AOOOOGGGAAAA!!!!!"
ooo aaa

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 14, 2004 10:26 AM

Maybe this should be in dirty talk?

waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

NOV 14, 2004 10:37 AM

Cigars are revolting.


Funny story. Once, in my old bar, some guy lights up his giant, brown penis surrogate, stinking up the whole place and drawing complaints from the other, more civilized patrons. So I go up to him and very politely inform him that we do not allow cigars in the bar, as they irritate the majority of our customers. His girlfriend gets unbelievably pissy with me, but he puts it out. On the way out, said pissy bitch deposits the filthy remains of said penis surrogate on the bar, directly in front of me, and they walk out. I pick up the filthy remains and follow them out, inquiring as to what, specifically, her fucking problem is. She lets loose some ridiculous barrage of "I paid 20 bucks for that cigar, blah blah blah, you should have a sign, blah blah blah." Well, being the super awesome guy that I am, I tell her not to come back, and deftly slide the large stogie directly into her cleavage, telling her to take it away with her.

Naturally, she was rather miffed, and, as I turned to walk away, she hurled the cigar butt at my head. BUT, our wonderful professional boxer door man, with those lightning fast hands, slapped it mid-air, right back at her. I love this man.


So, yeah, cigars are revolting. So are most people that smoke them.

handle

handle

I'm lost
July 2003

NOV 14, 2004 10:39 AM

pmonkey said:
Yo, Dudes!!!! This is for the LAY-DEES (get me, now scram or you'll queer the deal...)


So, LADIES, do you like to keep it in your mouth, or do you take it out a lot? You know, stuff like that?



From the "You bet you Life" with Groucho Marx:

GROUCHO: "Why do you have so many children? That's a big responsibility and a big burden."

MRS. STORY: "Well, because I love my children and I think that's our purpose here on Earth, and I love my husband."

GROUCHO: "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

RideTimeless

RideTimeless

United Kingdom
October 2004

NOV 14, 2004 10:46 AM

pmonkey said:
PERHAPSEVIL said:
Here ya go.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT!!!!! eeek biggrin shocked


kiss


"AOOOOGGGAAAA!!!!!"
ooo aaa



Maybe not!

PERHAPSEVIL

PERHAPSEVIL

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

NOV 14, 2004 11:05 AM

My friend and I smoke cigars sometimes and guys actually stop and stare. I just don't see what the big deal is.
I always forget and inhale them like a cigarette and I wind up getting sick.
Sorry no pics...yet.

Newell

Newell

Merrimack, NH
October 2004

NOV 14, 2004 01:57 PM

Are you sure that cigar, is just a cigar?