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nuke the gay whales [2]

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Does anyone else...

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check this cool shit out.

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Your Dinner on My Fork [2]

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I just won a free DVD

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AMERICAN PSYCHO [3]

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guesIwaspunkOnce

Canada

August 2004

NOV 13, 2004 01:12 AM

people are stupid,

troglodyte

Victoria, BC

May 2003

NOV 13, 2004 01:15 AM

people are strange
when you're a stranger
faces are ugly
when you're alone

BuckKnuckle

Portland, OR

September 2004

NOV 13, 2004 01:17 AM

Man, I hate lil' Debbie. With her tasty whore treats, reasonably priced. Damn that skank.

auralpleasure

Mountain View, CA

February 2004

NOV 13, 2004 01:18 AM

Jeez, this thread is even lamer than the one I started!

MisterGraves

Portland, OR

November 2003

NOV 13, 2004 01:31 AM

guesIwaspunkOnce said:

people are stupid,

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA

March 2004

NOV 13, 2004 01:32 AM

guesIwaspunkOnce said:
people are stupid,

Yeah, but most of them have mastered the ability to not end sentences with a comma.

DisasterMagnet

San Jose, CA

January 2004

NOV 13, 2004 01:35 AM

Well I certainly can't think of any other way to solve the problem...
:additional emoticon:

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA

March 2004

NOV 13, 2004 02:40 AM

guesIwaspunkOnce said:
COme on, who is with me!!! I know there are a couple of sons of bitches out there who are willing to agree with me. Stop trying to impress the ladies by being politically correct, fuck political correctness, and while we are at it we can nuke the bible belt of america. The only way to get ride of nuclear bomvs is to use them, so lets do our part. As we all know, when you ride alone you ride with Hitler.

[Edited on Nov 12, 2004 by guesIwaspunkOnce]

Honestly, what was supposed to come out of this thread? I can't tell for the life of me. I can't even tell which mentality this is supposed to be satirizing. The reason I came back here was to critique the post on its merits, rather than the way it was written, but so far it's not working out. The title of the post is "nuke the gay whales" which I sort of thought sounded like it was poking fun at politically correct Californians. But then we're going to nuke the bible belt, which is, from a politically correct mentality, the bastion of conservative, not politically correct thought. And then there's the "When you ride alone, you ride with Hitler" thing, which is taken from an American propaganda poster during World War II and seems to have absolutely nothing to do with anything.

The whole thing would be less confusing if the guy didn't seem to be regarding his post as a work of misunderstood genius.

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

NOV 13, 2004 07:21 AM

Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?

Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

LL_Bean_J

Portland, ME

May 2003

NOV 13, 2004 10:30 AM

TedKoppel said:

guesIwaspunkOnce said:
people are stupid,

Yeah, but most of them have mastered the ability to not end sentences with a comma.

Well, a period is tradition, y'see.

Current journal entry:

I guess i can just go back to using this place to jerk off,

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

NOV 13, 2004 10:33 AM

guesIwaspunkOnce said:

people are stupid,

... and? Don't leave us hanging, man! Tell us what you really think!

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA

March 2004

NOV 13, 2004 10:37 AM

Jesus_Chrysler said:
Well, a period is tradition, y'see.

Yeah, I forgot about how he hates tradition. And I thought giving presents to each other at Christmas seemed so nice....

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

NOV 13, 2004 12:31 PM

guesIwaspunkOnce said:
COme on, who is with me!!! I know there are a couple of sons of bitches out there who are willing to agree with me. Stop trying to impress the ladies by being politically correct, fuck political correctness, and while we are at it we can nuke the bible belt of america. The only way to get ride of nuclear bomvs is to use them, so lets do our part. As we all know, when you ride alone you ride with Hitler.

[Edited on Nov 12, 2004 by guesIwaspunkOnce]

This guy's like my unfunny shadow self.

Feifer

Encinitas, CA

October 2002

NOV 13, 2004 12:33 PM

guesIwaspunkOnce said:

people are stupid,

I want to be a cowboy

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ

May 2004

NOV 13, 2004 12:42 PM

guesIwaspunkOnce said:
COme on, who is with me!!! I know there are a couple of sons of bitches out there who are willing to agree with me. Stop trying to impress the ladies by being politically correct, fuck political correctness, and while we are at it we can nuke the bible belt of america. The only way to get ride of nuclear bomvs is to use them, so lets do our part. As we all know, when you ride alone you ride with Hitler.

[Edited on Nov 12, 2004 by guesIwaspunkOnce]

what would brian boitano do?

turin

Denver, CO

October 2003

NOV 13, 2004 12:50 PM

you know, I was with you at first. I thought people were jumping on you unfairly.
but now you're just trolling... you should take a vacation from topic-starting for a few days.

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

NOV 13, 2004 12:51 PM

guesIwaspunkOnce said:
COme on, who is with me!!! I know there are a couple of sons of bitches out there who are willing to agree with me. Stop trying to impress the ladies by being politically correct, fuck political correctness, and while we are at it we can nuke the bible belt of america. The only way to get ride of nuclear bomvs is to use them, so lets do our part. As we all know, when you ride alone you ride with Hitler.

[Edited on Nov 12, 2004 by guesIwaspunkOnce]

This is quite possibly the funniest post ever.

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

NOV 13, 2004 12:51 PM

Wait...did I say "funniest"? I'm not sure that's what I meant.

Koenigsegg

I'm lost

July 2004

NOV 13, 2004 12:51 PM

guesIwaspunkOnce said:
The only way to get ride of nuclear bomvs is to use them, so lets do our part.

i like the way this guy thinks

MisterGraves

Portland, OR

November 2003

NOV 13, 2004 04:33 PM

I thought this was the only way to ride the nuclear bomb:

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