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Fenchurch

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

NOV 12, 2004 11:53 AM

shesgotmoxie said:
i'm always turned on by my boobs when i'm having sex. . .is that bad?

ok here ya go:
i used to steal my brothers porn and bury it under a tree in the yard so i knew where to find it again. smile

actually i might have told that to someone. geez this is hard. confused




Wow that's awesome that you buried it.
One time in lower school I convinced my best friend I was a leprachaun. To keep up the charade, one time when she slept over, I went out in the yard and buried my semi-prescious stone collection, then the next morning I was like hey come on let's go dig up my leprachaun treasure! She totally believed me for like a year. I think we were about 10. I also told her it hurt if you stepped on my shadow.




These are awesome guys, thanks!
I love _Julie_'s. Pure genius.

Dan76

Dan76

Seattle, WA
February 2004

NOV 12, 2004 11:54 AM

I've got things I've never told anyone. I'm keeping them to myself, thanks.

Fenchurch

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

NOV 12, 2004 06:56 PM

Fair enough...

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

NOV 12, 2004 07:05 PM

My poop stinks.

When I use public restrooms, people complain.

JonnyBleugenes

jonnybleugenes

Vatican City
October 2004

NOV 12, 2004 07:08 PM

ok, i've held this secret with me for a long ass time... when i was about 15 or so, i didn't want to mow the lawn, so i set the lawnmower on fire. i lied and told everyone it just blew up on it's own, but really i did it. and that's not the first time i set something on fire... does that make me evil?

eScottie

eScottie

Minneapolis, MN
August 2003

NOV 12, 2004 07:48 PM

i used to dream about fenchurch looking at MY boobs during sex, but then she started spitting.

Fenchurch said:
Fair enough...


TheAngus

theangus

Raleigh, NC
January 2004

NOV 12, 2004 07:58 PM

when I was a little little kid in like the 1st grade, my "girlfriend" brought out her cooter and I touched it (playing doctor), and my mom FREAKED out and thought that we were doing sexual experimentation. tongue

[Edited on Nov 12, 2004 by TheAngus]

Fenchurch

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

NOV 12, 2004 08:40 PM

eScottie said:
i used to dream about fenchurch looking at MY boobs during sex, but then she started spitting.

Fenchurch said:
Fair enough...





That was no dream...

Fenchurch

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

NOV 12, 2004 08:41 PM

TheAngus said:
when I was a little little kid in like the 1st grade, my "girlfriend" brought out her cooter and I touched it (playing doctor), and my mom FREAKED out and thought that we were doing sexual experimentation. tongue

[Edited on Nov 12, 2004 by TheAngus]




I am SO turned on by you right now.
love


Oh and I am totally waiting for your mom to catch us doing this...confused


Oh and actually though I'm really freaked out by the way you said "brought out" her cooter...
[Edited on Nov 12, 2004 by Fenchurch]

[Edited on Nov 12, 2004 by Fenchurch]

eScottie

eScottie

Minneapolis, MN
August 2003

NOV 13, 2004 08:14 AM

Fenchurch said:

eScottie said:
i used to dream about fenchurch looking at MY boobs during sex, but then she started spitting.

Fenchurch said:
Fair enough...



That was no dream...

*splooges at the mere thought of it*
biggrin

akl

akl

Sacramento, CA
February 2004

NOV 13, 2004 08:23 AM

humberthumbert said:
who wouldn't be more turned on by your boobs than by some MAN? i hate men.

okay, my secret: this one time, my friend asked me to get her a soda, but i just got her a glass of butter, and she totally didn't notice


er, what kind of soda does she usually drink? whatever

miss_lady

miss_lady

I'm lost
July 2003

NOV 13, 2004 08:39 AM

ahdahm said:

humberthumbert said:
who wouldn't be more turned on by your boobs than by some MAN? i hate men.

okay, my secret: this one time, my friend asked me to get her a soda, but i just got her a glass of butter, and she totally didn't notice


er, what kind of soda does she usually drink? whatever



the mashed potato and butter flavored one.

miss_lady

miss_lady

I'm lost
July 2003

NOV 13, 2004 08:47 AM

_Julie_ said:
When I worked at a movie theatre and I was really broke, I would go into the theatres after the movies were over and I would take the empty popcorn tubs, refill them with fresh popcorn and resell them, pocketing the money because only the cardboard tubs were inventoried.



I had my own scam when I had a shitty movie theater job. It was extra satisfying since my boss thought I was "slow" (I was stoned alot). I memorized all the price combinations of sodas, popcorn, and candy, and would just hit OPEN instead of ringing people up. I always made sure I told the customers the right price, because I only wanted to steal from the company. I guess this was before the "if you don't get a receipt, tell the manager" rule. Our inventory was fuxored, but again my boss thought I had just fucked it up cuz I was stupid. My other popcorn slaves wondered how I bought those new Docs on $3.65/hr. Now the secret's out, 13 years later. biggrin

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg

I'm lost
July 2004

NOV 13, 2004 08:48 AM

the first thing i ever masturbated to was tanya, fievel's little sister from 'an american tail'

Rickets

rickets

Seattle, WA
March 2003

NOV 13, 2004 08:49 AM

I ate all the Fruzen Gladje.

swingkitten

swingkitten

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

NOV 13, 2004 09:17 AM

I'll bust out a few that won't bother me if they show up on Google for all to see tongue

1. I am gut-wrenchingly terrified of the dark, and absolutely even more gut-wrenchingly terrified of being home alone at night.

2. I irrationally believe in monsters and ax-wielding psychos that chase down cars or break into second-floor apartments or hide in closets sometimes.

3. Social situations involving more than three people sometimes make me throw up.

4. I stole my best friend's favorite shirt when I was thirteen, so I could cut it up and use it on the back of my jacket as a patch. It was basically one-of-a-kind, and I stupidly accidentally wore the jacket when I went back to my hometown to visit. She called me on it, but I stammered a bunch of bullshit and never actually admitted to being a thieving little slimeball smile

5. This isn't a secret, but it's weird- when I'm thinking or reading something on a computer screen, I'll sit with one arm straight up in the air like it's going to drain some smarts into my poor widdle head or something.

Mythicus

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ
May 2004

NOV 13, 2004 09:50 AM

I shot J.R. Ewing!

Kriegaffe

Kriegaffe

United Kingdom
August 2004

NOV 13, 2004 10:04 AM

In my lifetime I have found exactly 3 boys attractive....the last one was 3 weeks ago in an internet cafe.

Mythicus

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ
May 2004

NOV 13, 2004 10:20 AM

TheAngus said:
when I was a little little kid in like the 1st grade, my "girlfriend" brought out her cooter and I touched it (playing doctor), and my mom FREAKED out and thought that we were doing sexual experimentation. tongue

[Edited on Nov 12, 2004 by TheAngus]



Fenchurch

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

NOV 14, 2004 10:04 PM

ahdahm said:

humberthumbert said:
who wouldn't be more turned on by your boobs than by some MAN? i hate men.

okay, my secret: this one time, my friend asked me to get her a soda, but i just got her a glass of butter, and she totally didn't notice


er, what kind of soda does she usually drink? whatever





Haha she's totally making fun of me because I loooooooves me some butter. oink

Fenchurch

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

NOV 14, 2004 10:08 PM

And I'll keep the ball rolling with another one:

When I was growing up I really didn't get along with one of my neighbors' kids, and one day a male friend of mine and I (I think were about 10 at the time) peed in a paper cup and taped two cups together and yelled the kid's name so he'd come around into my backyard, then threw the "pee bomb" at him so it exploded on his head. He didn't figure out what was in it and I don't think I ever told him.


Years later he used to sell me pot all the time, and sometimes we would smoke up, but I'm pretty sure I still never told him.

baby_square

baby_square

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 14, 2004 10:10 PM

i put mayo on my jack in the box tacos, and i like it.

Jerry_Coke

Jerry_Coke

United Kingdom
May 2004

NOV 14, 2004 11:06 PM

Fenchurch said:
And I'll keep the ball rolling with another one:

When I was growing up I really didn't get along with one of my neighbors' kids, and one day a male friend of mine and I (I think were about 10 at the time) peed in a paper cup and taped two cups together and yelled the kid's name so he'd come around into my backyard, then threw the "pee bomb" at him so it exploded on his head. He didn't figure out what was in it and I don't think I ever told him.


Years later he used to sell me pot all the time, and sometimes we would smoke up, but I'm pretty sure I still never told him.



Are you sure it was pot? I've never smoked it, so I wouldn't know the difference between pot and... I don't know... dried hamster shit?

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