One secret you've never told ANYBODY

I ate those chocolates.

i'm always turned on by my boobs when i'm having sex. . .is that bad?

ok here ya go:
i used to steal my brothers porn and bury it under a tree in the yard so i knew where to find it again.

actually i might have told that to someone. geez this is hard.

I wish I had boobs







really... thats my secret

It ceases to be a secret if I blurt it out on the internet now doesn't it?

I find these kinds of threads intriguing, because a lot of personal stuff gets said and I wonder if people realize that you don't need an account to read this, it gets cached by Google, and the site is popular enough that someone will find it.

Just a head's up to save headaches later.

I masturbate.........CONSTANTLY

I cry when i masturbate.

I want to be in a barbershop quartet

When I worked at a movie theatre and I was really broke, I would go into the theatres after the movies were over and I would take the empty popcorn tubs, refill them with fresh popcorn and resell them, pocketing the money because only the cardboard tubs were inventoried.

That's a really fucking good idea...

True that yo! I use google all the time and you'd be surprised how very public these threads can be.

You're a financial dynamo! Either that or a clever thief

who wouldn't be more turned on by your boobs than by some MAN? i hate men.

okay, my secret: this one time, my friend asked me to get her a soda, but i just got her a glass of butter, and she totally didn't notice

I think I've used up all my secrets, unfortunately. I'm a pretty transparent person when it comes down to it.

And hey, do you ever check your e-mail?

I was editor of the school magazine?

hummmmmmmmm

i once made a cup of tea and put salt in insted of sugaer!

I'm not really here on a mission of peace. You actually only have about ten days until my people come from 10th century Mars and wipe you the fuck out! Where else do you think all those Martians went?!

I like spam and butter sarnies.

Eh?

You and the Martians. George W. Bush.

Six of one problem, half a dozen of another?

My problem here is that I really keep surprisingly few secrets of any signifigance. But hey, I just scratched my testicles through my pants. That's gotta get someone out there hot.

i used to work at a bakery....and we mainly made bagels and whatnot...anyway, we had these two squirt bottles...one for water and one for bleach. We'd spray water on them after they bake and it makes 'em all shiny....anyway, someone hid the water bottle...and the entire week we sprayed the bagels with bleach....people loved them...