Will I die sexless and alone because of my shoes?

You'd look like you had some terrible wookie-foot disease if you wore those and nothing else.

rediculous

i, too, shunned uggs until i tried on a pair and it was like my feet were in heaven. when i went off to college in the east they proved not to be waterproof at all, which is probably why people mostly wear them in la. i judge you not and pledge to have sex with you when i come back.

No.

I don't think so.

It's like somebody killed Chewbacca and made a set of boots out of him.

*sniff*

You are a very pretty lady. You have many interests and a vast well of creativity. And guys do not care about shoes. So chances are you won't die alone. You'll probably have a few sexual partners before you meet the right person and have a fullfilling and rewarding relationship. So stop ya worryin, ya crazy broad!!!!

Oh, and I like gay boys too. They rock!!!!

Aw, shucks. the above comment makes me blush. thank you so very much.

and yay for gay boys!

i think those boots are kinda adorable. you probably look like a little nordic person who's lost their way.

aww.

If I can get laid with hair like this, you can surely get laid with shoes like those.

Besides... if people are too busy staring at your chest they'll never notice the shoes.

Thanks FreakPirate. I shall work on hypnotizing people with my boobies. Look deep into my areolas... you are getting sleepy... very very sleepy...

With eyes glazed, I'm prepared to do your bidding ......
What's that?
You want me to come to Hollywood?
Yes, Mistress Curry.....
I shall come to Hollywood to praise and cherish your comfy, fuzzy footwear....
As you wish....

@_@