Will I die sexless and alone because of my shoes?

After fighting this stupid trend for almost 2 years now, I caved. These are the most comfortable shoes I have ever worn. So comfortable in fact that I don't care that my legs must look like giant tree trunks.

There are a lot of stupid painful, uncomfortable fashion trends for women. It's nice to see one that might be stupid, but is so very comfortable.

I know I'm a big old hypocrite for knocking these boots forever and now I'm living in them. The question is guys and girls... will I die sexless and alone if I persist in parading around town in these?



*Note: "Yes, you will die sexless and alone, but not because of those shoes" is NOT an acceptable answer.

Thank you for your time.

no, I can almost ensure you of that.


* scrabbles around behind the sofa for enough change to buy a plane ticket.

if it's comfy then what the hell, wear it I say.

well if you can't find love at least you can cuddle your furry shoes

Mukluk sounds vaugely sexual.

I'm sure you'll meet a nice rabbit someday off Hollywood Boulevard.

My shoes guarantee me a live of liquor, bizarreness, and prosperity.

I've seen your pics I believe you are sexless and alone by your own choice. On a side note I do think it's silly for people in southern california to own snowboots

They wouldnt be too bad if you lived in Montana and were wearing jeans and a snowjacket, but SoCal with shorts I'd have to say they are not the best selection.

I like them. They are a lot more attractive than those god forsaken Ugg(ly) boots. Just promise me you will never wear them with a short skirt. If it is cold enough for snow boots it is too cold for a short skirt.

ugg boots are terrible!

seriously over here they are slippers. Wear them in winter to keep our feet warm...

Not to be worn outside the house, unless sick

in the head?

i knew a guy who had some sort of fungus problem

he will propably die alone because of his shoes

I like those shoes......I'll have sex with you if you were them during!

This is the fucking best comment I have ever recieved from anyone. It covers all the bases and brings a single tear to my eye.

Deal.

It's been a long time people. The closest I've come to orgasm in months is walking around in these silly shoes.

Christmas is coming soon...

Those shoes and nothing else? That could cause me to have an orgasm

hey shoes are important said #10

It's not my choice. Really and truly. And yes, I do leave the house regularly. Also, these are not snow boots. They're suede.

They look warm and soft enough, however, I would need to see the shoes upclose. And it would be good if you were otherwise naked. I wouldn't want any other clothes to distract me from the shoes or somehow influence my decision...What are you doing right now? I could come over.

well, my boobs are big too.

just get your self a pair of these...



...and you'll be the coolest kid on the block, plus you'll get all the fine ass you want. take it from me

big hair would go good with those boots

No way am I reverting back to my old Jersey mall bangs. That I stand by!