On really intimate nights with myself...

"It's a trick! Get an axe."


"I'll swallow your soul!"

This aggression will not stand....man

"of course you know this means war!!!!"

got there ahead of me. to which i would add:

"be the ball, danny."
"people don't say that about you as far as you know."
"come'on ladies. i've got a salami to hide...."

and

"so i've got that going for me. which is nice."

"when there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth"

dawn of the dead, original and remake

Also, see the Napolean Dynamite thread. Basically every line of that movie makes me laugh like a retard.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, No, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

I Hate you Kenny (South Park)

I'm not going to hurt you, you didn't let me finish my sentence, I said I'm not going to hurt you, I'm going to bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them right the fuck in. (The Shining)

Let Jesus fuck you (the Exorcist)

I want to stick my tube steak in your sister, what do you take in trade?(Full Metal Jacket)


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"Anybody want a peanut?"

and

"Let's go do some crimes." "Yeah, let's get sushi... and not pay."


adam
repo mans got all night, everynight

"Bow down to her! Bow to the queen of slime. The queen of filth. The queen of putrescence. Boo! Boo! Boo!"

"What was that for?"
"It's just that you've always been so kind to me, and I think I shall bedead by morning."
"That's nice dear...she kissed me."

"You! Move the thing! And...that other thing! Move it!"

"Mawaige is wot bwings us togevah today."

"T'would be a crime to ruin such perfect breasts as yours."

"I do not envy the headache you shall have when you awake. In the meantime, sleep well, and dream of large women."

"It's probably just a local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through eel infested waters."

"You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword and we try to kill each other like civilised people?"
"I could kill you now."
"Personally, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at handfighting."
"It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise."

"Fezzic, where is that wheelbarrow we left by the albino?"
"By the albino, I think."

"I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain."

"The Princess Bride. By S. Morgenstern. Chapter One."

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“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”

Well, seeing as how I, too, thought this was going to be a masterbation thread....here's a fitting quote:

"How about having sex, while stealing cars."

"We are now completely aware that we are alone in an empty, infinite and godless cold universe. Still, you've got to laugh haven't you?"

African or European swallow?

Well I don't know! AHHHHH.....

"So you have no point of reference, Donny. You're like a Child that wanders into the middle of a movie."

"Hey, careful, man. There's a beverge here."

"Shut the fuck up, Donny."

Doctor guy: These are OR scrubs.
Max: Oh, ARE they?


Leper: How did you know my leprosy wasn't contagious?
Papillon: I didn't.

Princess Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.

"Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, 'What the fuck.' 'What the fuck' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future."

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"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the WAR ROOM!"