Favorite Napoleon Dynamite quotes.

binat tatheheb fucket asdaqa'i men andahum maharat katherin. anta tarif... maharat al-nunchucks wa maharat al eseyid al qurss wa maharat al hasuub ...

That's a really (really) rough translation into Arabic. My whole class loves that movie and the very minute we learned the word for "skills" half of us were grinning trying to work out all of the various skills mentioned in the movie.

[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 by Dave_H]

"Girls want guys with skills etc..."

"I like your sleeves."

"Pedro, what do you think of this one? It's awesome, it's incredible."

[Edited on Feb 23, 2005 by JohnnyHomicidal]

well that place was a rip off.

"wanna play me?"


[Edited on Feb 23, 2005 by johnny2stroke]

I can vouch for that (from the DVD commentary).

(I dunno if there's any man-da-tory DVD commentary, but it is a fun insight on how much of the movie is 100% pure Preston, Idaho [ex. the farmers, the kid on the bus at the beginning; they are, in the director's word, "the real deal"- locals.)

"Hey Can I Have That Button"

My lips hurt real bad.

Pedro offers you his protection

i got a hernia from laughin when i watched that movie.
there are too many funny lines in it for me to pick one.

i dunno how it all goes kuz im stoopid but the part were napoleon called kip and he was like "but my lips hurt real bad!" the best part about that was when he kept lookin at the nachos and then the cheese kept gettin bigger and bigger.

yes i kno im a dork!

"Hey Napoleon,give me some of your tots"

"NO..I haven't ate anything ALL DAY"

I'm not sure if i got this one right.

i can't believe all the mess-ups on the thread...
shame, guys.

i also cant believe no one posted
"UGH! ... GROSS!! ... FRICKIN IDIOT!!"

"sorry i was late, i just got done training this wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."

"shocks, Pegs, LUCKY!!"

"You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?"

"Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses."
"that's gonna be a good one"

"You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad-boys?"

[Edited on Apr 27, 2005 by hopey]

i drew this on one of the many re-watchings of this :-)

i got the quote wrong it should be
Napoleon Dynamite: I caught you a delicious bass.

I'm not gonna use hers you sicko!

"I spent hours doing the shading on your upper lip"?

It's only just come out in Oz, so quoting aint my foretay.

Look at my stats in my profile.

right as if you could ever know that