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Dave_H

Dave_H

Bermuda
January 2003

FEB 11, 2005 07:29 PM

Scopitone said:
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..."



binat tatheheb fucket asdaqa'i men andahum maharat katherin. anta tarif... maharat al-nunchucks wa maharat al eseyid al qurss wa maharat al hasuub ...

That's a really (really) rough translation into Arabic. My whole class loves that movie and the very minute we learned the word for "skills" half of us were grinning trying to work out all of the various skills mentioned in the movie.

[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 by Dave_H]

Kimsu_tatu

kimsu_tatu

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

FEB 23, 2005 05:34 PM

"Girls want guys with skills etc..."

RubberSoul

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA
February 2003

FEB 23, 2005 05:47 PM

"I like your sleeves."

Kirin_Ka

Kirin_Ka

USA
September 2004

FEB 23, 2005 05:59 PM

"Pedro, what do you think of this one? It's awesome, it's incredible."

[Edited on Feb 23, 2005 by JohnnyHomicidal]

Gitsie

Gitsie

I'm lost
June 2004

FEB 23, 2005 06:01 PM

well that place was a rip off.

vanillahomie

vanillahomie

Canada
January 2005

FEB 23, 2005 06:52 PM

"wanna play me?"


[Edited on Feb 23, 2005 by johnny2stroke]

Shayne

Shayne

SUICIDEGIRL

Iceland

FEB 23, 2005 07:25 PM

ooooh. hot topic, someone had better call Eli

Cheech

Cheech

Portland, OR
January 2003

FEB 23, 2005 07:39 PM

Joscelyne said:

awhitepony said:

"I'll probably bake her a cake or something."
--Pedro



Build! Not bake! That's the basis of this particular line's appeal! eeek



I can vouch for that (from the DVD commentary).

(I dunno if there's any man-da-tory DVD commentary, but it is a fun insight on how much of the movie is 100% pure Preston, Idaho [ex. the farmers, the kid on the bus at the beginning; they are, in the director's word, "the real deal"- locals.)

ThrowDownTheMic

ThrowDownTheMic

Buffalo, NY
August 2004

FEB 23, 2005 07:48 PM

"Hey Can I Have That Button"

scride41

scride41

Santa Cruz, CA
March 2004

FEB 28, 2005 06:36 PM

My lips hurt real bad.

scride41

scride41

Santa Cruz, CA
March 2004

FEB 28, 2005 06:38 PM

Pedro offers you his protection

Quinn

Quinn

Springfield, IL
November 2002

FEB 28, 2005 06:48 PM

i got a hernia from laughin when i watched that movie.
there are too many funny lines in it for me to pick one.

Ashi

Ashi

Glendale, AZ
October 2004

APR 27, 2005 02:46 AM

i dunno how it all goes kuz im stoopid but the part were napoleon called kip and he was like "but my lips hurt real bad!" the best part about that was when he kept lookin at the nachos and then the cheese kept gettin bigger and bigger.

yes i kno im a dork! biggrin ooo aaa

Tekky

Tekky

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

APR 28, 2005 12:58 AM

napoleon: "hey don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?"
don: "i could kick your butt napoleon so i'd shut up."
n: "why don't you tell your mom to shut up!"
d: "...what did you say?"
n: "whatever i feel like i wanna say!"
d: :did you say something about my mom?"
n: "maybe i did, maybe i didn't!"
d: "do you wanna die napoleon?"
n: "yeah right. who's the only one here that knows illegal ninja movies from the government?

hollascottmoney

hollascottmoney

The Colony, TX
September 2002

APR 28, 2005 01:03 AM

"Hey Napoleon,give me some of your tots"

"NO..I haven't ate anything ALL DAY"

I'm not sure if i got this one right.

unfuckingreal

unfuckingreal

HOPEFUL

Orlando, FL

APR 28, 2005 01:40 AM

i can't believe all the mess-ups on the thread...
shame, guys.

i also cant believe no one posted
"UGH! ... GROSS!! ... FRICKIN IDIOT!!"

"sorry i was late, i just got done training this wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."

Hopey

Hopey

Corvallis, OR
January 2004

APR 28, 2005 01:55 AM

"shocks, Pegs, LUCKY!!"

"You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?"

"Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses."
"that's gonna be a good one"

"You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad-boys?"

[Edited on Apr 27, 2005 by hopey]

norritt

norritt

Mesa, AZ
December 2002

APR 28, 2005 07:53 AM

i drew this on one of the many re-watchings of this :-)

i got the quote wrong it should be
Napoleon Dynamite: I caught you a delicious bass. blackeyed

FleurDeGuerre

FleurDeGuerre

United Kingdom
August 2004

APR 28, 2005 08:12 AM

I'm not gonna use hers you sicko!

foolycooly

foolycooly

Australia
June 2004

APR 28, 2005 08:29 AM

"I spent hours doing the shading on your upper lip"?

It's only just come out in Oz, so quoting aint my foretay.

MaryBee

MaryBee

I'm lost
October 2004

APR 28, 2005 08:32 AM

Look at my stats in my profile. biggrin

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

APR 28, 2005 08:49 AM

sqook said:
"This is pretty much the worst video ever made."

wink



right as if you could ever know that

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