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Enzo525

Enzo525

Edmonds, WA
March 2003

NOV 10, 2004 12:34 PM

Oh so many to choose from. Today I'll have to go with this:

"Why are you drinking one percent? Is it because you think your fat? You could drink whole milk if you wanted"

biggrin

koyanagisan

koyanagisan

South Holland, IL
May 2004

NOV 10, 2004 02:59 PM

make yourself a que-sa-dilla!

Joscelyne

Joscelyne

I'm lost
July 2002

NOV 10, 2004 03:16 PM

This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch or something.

thebacchanalian

thebacchanalian

Toronto, ON
June 2003

NOV 10, 2004 03:29 PM

God!

or

I'm training to be a pit fighter.

Chelsea

Chelsea

SUICIDEGIRL

Oklahoma, USA

NOV 10, 2004 03:29 PM

"Dang!!!"

and "I wish you would get out of my live and shut up!"

[Edited on Nov 10, 2004 by Chelsea]

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

NOV 10, 2004 03:32 PM

I caught you a delicious bass. Wanna play me?

RubberSoul

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA
February 2003

NOV 10, 2004 04:32 PM

I just like to watch him play tetherball.

Kestrel

Kestrel

Austin, TX
July 2003

NOV 10, 2004 04:33 PM

I just wish my boyfriend would stop saying them.
He'll grow out of it. Right? frown wink

[Edited on Nov 10, 2004 by Kestrel]

babypolygon

babypolygon

Chicago, IL
April 2004

NOV 10, 2004 04:41 PM

i like that very odd and slightly disconcerting sound he makes right before he says, "GOD"

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

NOV 10, 2004 06:35 PM

"You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff."

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

NOV 10, 2004 06:37 PM

Tina, come get some ham!

wishicould

wishicould

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 10, 2004 06:58 PM

I've been told to go see this movie, I am waiting for the dvd...

A_White_Pony

A_White_Pony

Lake Forest, CA
March 2003

NOV 10, 2004 09:58 PM


"I'll probably bake her a cake or something."
--Pedro

B57913

B57913

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 10, 2004 10:08 PM

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 10, 2004 10:08 PM

Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

I went to the premiere for this flick and got an awesome t-shirt that I will never fucking wear. Take that Napolean.

Tangeu

Tangeu

Troy, MI
September 2003

NOV 10, 2004 10:08 PM

Napoleon, give me some of your tots.

B57913

B57913

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 10, 2004 10:09 PM

Scopitone said:
Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

I went to the premiere for this flick and got an awesome t-shirt that I will never fucking wear. Take that Napolean.



What kind of gun did you use?

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg

I'm lost
July 2004

NOV 10, 2004 10:11 PM

i hate being 'that guy' (callous contrarian; well, not really)

but

i didn't see 'napoleon dynamite'. however, from the trailer and the ads, it seemed like it was pretty much 90 minutes of the guy in the geico ad doing the robot. you know, that kind of humor. which is totally cool, if you are into that kind of thing. but nonsense has been done to death, i think

Joscelyne

Joscelyne

I'm lost
July 2002

NOV 10, 2004 10:12 PM

awhitepony said:

"I'll probably bake her a cake or something."
--Pedro



Build! Not bake! That's the basis of this particular line's appeal! eeek

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 10, 2004 10:13 PM

ERADICATOR said:

Scopitone said:
Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

I went to the premiere for this flick and got an awesome t-shirt that I will never fucking wear. Take that Napolean.



What kind of gun did you use?



A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

NOV 10, 2004 10:14 PM

Just follow your heart, that's what I do.

Drew696

Drew696

I'm lost
September 2004

NOV 10, 2004 10:14 PM

"It's easily the best picture I've ever drawn. It too me like three hours just to so the shading around your upper lip."

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 10, 2004 10:17 PM

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..."

Drew696

Drew696

I'm lost
September 2004

NOV 10, 2004 10:19 PM

"Pedro offers you his protection"

"Dude, you got like three feet of air that time"

"My lips hurt real bad"

"Just tell them Vote for Pedro and your wildest dream will come true"

"It's a liger, half lion half tiger, highly desired for it's magical prowess"

"Chicks only want guys with skills."

Niamh

Niamh

HOPEFUL

Orlando, FL

NOV 10, 2004 10:29 PM

Lawnmowerman said:
Oh so many to choose from. Today I'll have to go with this:

"Why are you drinking one percent? Is it because you think your fat? You could drink whole milk if you wanted"

biggrin



"I see you drink 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not...you could drink whole if you wanted to."

whatever

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. "

[Edited on Nov 10, 2004 by Niamh]

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