Favorite Napoleon Dynamite quotes.

Oh so many to choose from. Today I'll have to go with this:

"Why are you drinking one percent? Is it because you think your fat? You could drink whole milk if you wanted"

make yourself a que-sa-dilla!

This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch or something.

God!

or

I'm training to be a pit fighter.

I caught you a delicious bass. Wanna play me?

I just like to watch him play tetherball.

I just wish my boyfriend would stop saying them.
He'll grow out of it. Right?

[Edited on Nov 10, 2004 by Kestrel]

i like that very odd and slightly disconcerting sound he makes right before he says, "GOD"

Tina, come get some ham!

I've been told to go see this movie, I am waiting for the dvd...

"I'll probably bake her a cake or something."
--Pedro

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

I went to the premiere for this flick and got an awesome t-shirt that I will never fucking wear. Take that Napolean.

Napoleon, give me some of your tots.

What kind of gun did you use?

i hate being 'that guy' (callous contrarian; well, not really)

but

i didn't see 'napoleon dynamite'. however, from the trailer and the ads, it seemed like it was pretty much 90 minutes of the guy in the geico ad doing the robot. you know, that kind of humor. which is totally cool, if you are into that kind of thing. but nonsense has been done to death, i think

Build! Not bake! That's the basis of this particular line's appeal!

A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Just follow your heart, that's what I do.

"It's easily the best picture I've ever drawn. It too me like three hours just to so the shading around your upper lip."

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..."

"Pedro offers you his protection"

"Dude, you got like three feet of air that time"

"My lips hurt real bad"

"Just tell them Vote for Pedro and your wildest dream will come true"

"It's a liger, half lion half tiger, highly desired for it's magical prowess"

"Chicks only want guys with skills."

"I see you drink 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not...you could drink whole if you wanted to."



"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. "

[Edited on Nov 10, 2004 by Niamh]