Things that annoy you but shouldn't...

Haha, I like Toby Keith and have met him twice. Nice guy.

i drive an hour on the highway to work and back each day so i have a lot of issues with other drivers, but the absolute worst is when im in the passing lane, along with a few other vehicles in front of me passsing the slower moving vehicle in the right lane and i see in my rear view mirror someone quickly approaching my bumper and they then do one of the following: swtich to the right lane and attempt to pass me that way, or sit right on top of my bumper trying to 'encourage' me to move out of the way, either way giving me a dirtly look. The rest of us our patiently waiting our turn to pass they can do the same.
this is closely followed by people who merging into the lane where you are directly across from them (not the blind spot) and you know they never even glanced over to see you cause your sitting right next to them and can see straight into their car.

I hate the sound of velcro and seeing achilles tendons. I also hate when people turn on the heat full strength. it doesn't make the room hotter any faster.

When people talk about how much they like a movie I thought was a turd.

Both the retard rage at the idea of someone having the opposite opinion as me and the fear that if I challenge their view I will discover my opinion is no more substabtiated.

I hate when people ask me if I am cold just because I am wearing shorts in the winter. Or not wearing a coat, hat, gloves, whatever. If I were cold I would have made at least some effort to dress warm.

k, this one is kinda sick. a friend of mine has really long fingernails, and when she eats with her fingers, she suuucks the food out of her fingernails and eats it! or she'll suck it out from under her nail so it goes on her finger, looks at it, then eats it.

*shudder

people who blow their noses then look at it. WHY!?

Oh the mention of long fingernails reminds me of another one

- when you are shopping and the chashier has really long fake nails on and makes with the horrible slow typing of the numbers, not that I am ever in much of a hurry but....grrrrr!

Ooh, yeah. That and 'Valentimes Day' make me crazy.
Also, people that are really brave on the internet when they are complete pussies in real life.

and people who say "babby batter" and hang out lsitening to Aerosmith, drinking corona and smoking weed who think that Spicolli and "The Dude" are some kind of role models....

My old roomate pronounces U.P.S. as ups. <twitch>

My girlfriend. Well, she's not my girlfriend anymore (thank goodness) but DAMN did she annoy me... with her ultra-curly, ultra-blond hair, and megatons of plastic jewelry weighing down her hands and wrists... bleah.

Yeah, she did that shit too. All. The. Time.

Weakness in others...

*shrugs*

What, did she have beer flavored nipples or something? She sounds like a real charmer.

I go crazy over common spelling mistakes, and common dumb grammar mistakes. For instance, when someone says "I feel badly for you" I go into shitfits.

This is actually not exactly wrong. People just don't emphasize the "could," which sorta makes the sentence. It's supposed to be, "Well, I could care less..." and not a flat "I could care less."

Maybe I'd have to say it to make people understand, but I'm very monotone in real life anyway, so probably it wouldn't help matters.

i really hate it when people talk about tv shows.

Fat kids make me mad. When I see an obese child I want to punch their parents in the eye. I live right near the boardwalk and in the summertime I see legions of young, obese children walking around...their guts hanging out of their shirts...slobbering all over ice cream and cotton candy...and I really want to physically assault their parents.

as opposed to weakness in yourself?

Let me just say...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

Well, there are two reasons I went out with her:

1) She paid attention to me.
2) She was female.

It's so hard to find that combination.

Oh, and beer-flavored nipples would be a MAJOR turn-off for me, who loves to nibble nipples (ha) but hates the taste of beer. Give me a shot o' rum any day.

* Programs that say ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUIT?

* Missing sarcasm.

* The sound of a pencil eraser when you erase all the way to the metal part. FUCKIN A.

* The fact that I feel compelled to line up the edges of stacks of flyers and cds in racks.

when people lick their fingers before turning a page or peeling off a bill.

I see your Julia Roberts and raise you a Sandra Bullock.

AMEN! I forever find myself fiddling with things to make them symmetric. Moving the eggs around in the carton until it has some kind of symmetry, or even better ,multiple kinds. Stupid odd number of eggs left. I've made extra large omelettes before just to avoid the asymmetry.

And at the risk of coming off as a bitter, antisocial psychotic, I will add, I also find the words "ladies" and "dainties" annoying as hell. Is "women" and "pastries" that difficult to grasp?

ps. ok I feel much better now.